Are You A Shady Pi Or A Diamond Sister?
This is a quiz to help you determine what type of member of ADPi you are. For example the strongest shady pi shows up to initiation drunk, still covered in neon paint from the party the night before. In contrast the strongest diamond sister is always in pin attire and can repeat the 15th psalm backwards.
- 1.How would you describe your average Thursday night
- A.
I can't tell you what I did, but I can tell you where I woke up
- B.
Staying in because of my 8am the next morning
- C.
Going to SAE in sweats where I expect to get laid
- D.
I'm going to the invite to grind with random strangers. woot woot!
- E.
I am at home polishing my pin and dreaming of Alphie
- 2.What does the 15th Psalm mean to you
- A.
What the fuck is a tabernacle?
- B.
Is it reward or reproach?
- C.
I still mumble along with the rest of the girls
- D.
Yeah I memorized that shit...
- E.
I felt the 15th psalm in my heart before I even joined ADPI
- 3.What is your stance on house cleaning?
- A.
I hoard, cups, bowls, and salt shakers for kicks
- B.
Sorry for the cum stains on the carpet in the chapter room
- C.
I take pride in scrubbing the jelly off the counter of the kitchenette
- D.
I am the reason the kitchenette needs to be cleaned
- E.
Some of the people didn't do their job, can I help them out too?
- 4.You see a fellow sister smoking weed in the house, what do you do?
- A.
Join in, she's smoking my weed
- B.
Freak out. Should I tell the house mom? I don't want to be a bystander.
- C.
Tell the house director that girls are being too noisy upstairs.
- D.
Join in, I heard its good to try new things
- E.
Look the other way as you sip your wine
- 5.How do you define Pin Attire?
- A.
It should be what you would wear to a job interview, with your pin placed proudly on your heart
- B.
What!? We had formal meeting?
- C.
Fuck me pumps, tiny skirt (with couchey flash possibility), boobs flying everywhere and uncovered shoulders
- D.
Some cleavage, a nice dress, a little on the short side
- E.
Sweater, slacks, and open toed sandals
- 6.How do you feel about boys in the house?
- A.
They should only be here during visiting hours, and should never be upstairs
- B.
I don't believe in speaking to boys until marriage
- C.
I love having sex with them in odd places at ADPi. Sometimes big room isn't exhilerating enough
- D.
I always bring boys upstairs
- E.
Sometimes I get in trouble because my guy friend was in the dining room after visiting hours
- 7.What are your summer plans?
- A.
I'm going to stay in Berkeley and live in a frat while I take classes
- B.
I'm working at the Lair for my second year in a row
- C.
I'll be alternating between Vegas and Cancun
- D.
I'm getting an internship in my hometown
- E.
I'm visiting Macon, Georgia to get a feel of ADPi's origins
- 8.How do you typically behave at an invite?
- A.
I prefer to dress in a modest costume and am always a sober sister
- B.
I never go to invites because I have class the next day
- C.
I always wear a costume that is basically lingerie, then have sex on the dance floor, and then puke on the bus
- D.
I dress provocatively, get drunk, but I always make it home
- E.
I wear a skimpy outfit, make-out on the dance floor, and will probably do the walk of shame the next morning
- 9.How do you feel about frat boys?
- A.
Well I've hooked up with at least 2-4 guys in every house so I guess they're alright
- B.
They are full of STD's why would you want to hang out with them?
- C.
Why would you hook up with frat boys when you can hook up out with athletes?
- D.
I love them! I've had boyfriends in Sigma Chi and Beta!
- E.
I'm staying pure until marriage and I idolize Susan Boyle
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