Are You A Shady Pi Or A Diamond Sister?

I can't tell you what I did, but I can tell you where I woke up

Staying in because of my 8am the next morning

Going to SAE in sweats where I expect to get laid

I'm going to the invite to grind with random strangers. woot woot!

I am at home polishing my pin and dreaming of Alphie

What the fuck is a tabernacle?

Is it reward or reproach?

I still mumble along with the rest of the girls

Yeah I memorized that shit...

I felt the 15th psalm in my heart before I even joined ADPI

I hoard, cups, bowls, and salt shakers for kicks

Sorry for the cum stains on the carpet in the chapter room

I take pride in scrubbing the jelly off the counter of the kitchenette

I am the reason the kitchenette needs to be cleaned

Some of the people didn't do their job, can I help them out too?

Join in, she's smoking my weed

Freak out. Should I tell the house mom? I don't want to be a bystander.

Tell the house director that girls are being too noisy upstairs.

Join in, I heard its good to try new things

Look the other way as you sip your wine

It should be what you would wear to a job interview, with your pin placed proudly on your heart

What!? We had formal meeting?

Fuck me pumps, tiny skirt (with couchey flash possibility), boobs flying everywhere and uncovered shoulders

Some cleavage, a nice dress, a little on the short side

Sweater, slacks, and open toed sandals

They should only be here during visiting hours, and should never be upstairs

I don't believe in speaking to boys until marriage

I love having sex with them in odd places at ADPi. Sometimes big room isn't exhilerating enough

I always bring boys upstairs

Sometimes I get in trouble because my guy friend was in the dining room after visiting hours

I'm going to stay in Berkeley and live in a frat while I take classes

I'm working at the Lair for my second year in a row

I'll be alternating between Vegas and Cancun

I'm getting an internship in my hometown

I'm visiting Macon, Georgia to get a feel of ADPi's origins

I prefer to dress in a modest costume and am always a sober sister

I never go to invites because I have class the next day

I always wear a costume that is basically lingerie, then have sex on the dance floor, and then puke on the bus

I dress provocatively, get drunk, but I always make it home

I wear a skimpy outfit, make-out on the dance floor, and will probably do the walk of shame the next morning

Well I've hooked up with at least 2-4 guys in every house so I guess they're alright

They are full of STD's why would you want to hang out with them?

Why would you hook up with frat boys when you can hook up out with athletes?

I love them! I've had boyfriends in Sigma Chi and Beta!

I'm staying pure until marriage and I idolize Susan Boyle