Is the idea of class dead in British Society? Of course not. Take this simple quiz and discover your place in the social order.
Alright me old mucker!
Dahling! (followed by air kisses on either cheek)
I prefer not to be spoken to unless I choose to start a conversation
Some gas safety thing you never bother with
Small dog that's easy to fit in your Prius
Those disgusting rat like things that awful Windsor woman is always dragging around
Gerroff my dinner you thieving mutt (followed by a swift kick)
No fru fru! you know your delicate stomach can't handle raw meat
What is this room, i've never been here before? I must have taken a wrong turn in the Library.
Cherrlye , Tifony or something else with 'unique' spelling
Hermione. Which of course you set your heart on long before Harry Potter
Something fashionable and modern. Like Gertrude
A number
A name
An entry in the National Trust's 'Guide to Stately Homes'
Not keep demanding your child brings in toilet roll tubes and other luxury items
Have excellent GCSE results and a socially acceptable mix of ethnic children.
Have been built prior to the 15th Century
Salt of the earth farming types
Notable social reformers with maybe one or two ethnics to add a bit of multiculturalism
I know perfectly well who my ancestors are thank you very much
Through the front door
Through the back door
I don't do doors
A job title (Smith, Baker, etc)
Pronounced differently to how it's spelled (but only by you)
Double barrelled, like your shotgun
For Labour
For the Conservatives
For Daddy
Horrified
Delighted
Bemused. Most of your family only get aroused by fox hunting or antique medieval weaponry
You
Your Butler
You Butler's butler
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