What Social Class Are You?

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What Social Class Are You? - Quiz

Is the idea of class dead in British Society? Of course not. Take this simple quiz and discover your place in the social order.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When beginning a conversation with someone else, how would you prefer them to address you?
    • A. 

      Alright me old mucker!

    • B. 

      Dahling! (followed by air kisses on either cheek)

    • C. 

      I prefer not to be spoken to unless I choose to start a conversation

  • 2. 
    When someone says 'Corgi' you think:
    • A. 

      Some gas safety thing you never bother with

    • B. 

      Small dog that's easy to fit in your Prius

    • C. 

      Those disgusting rat like things that awful Windsor woman is always dragging around

  • 3. 
    You walk into your kitchen to discover that your dog is eating a raw steak he stole from the table. What is your reaction?
    • A. 

      Gerroff my dinner you thieving mutt (followed by a swift kick)

    • B. 

      No fru fru! you know your delicate stomach can't handle raw meat

    • C. 

      What is this room, i've never been here before? I must have taken a wrong turn in the Library.

  • 4. 
    You have a baby girl. What do you name her?
    • A. 

      Cherrlye , Tifony or something else with 'unique' spelling

    • B. 

      Hermione. Which of course you set your heart on long before Harry Potter

    • C. 

      Something fashionable and modern. Like Gertrude

  • 5. 
    Your house has:
    • A. 

      A number

    • B. 

      A name

    • C. 

      An entry in the National Trust's 'Guide to Stately Homes'

  • 6. 
    When picking a school for your child it must:
    • A. 

      Not keep demanding your child brings in toilet roll tubes and other luxury items

    • B. 

      Have excellent GCSE results and a socially acceptable mix of ethnic children.

    • C. 

      Have been built prior to the 15th Century

  • 7. 
    If you went on "Who do you think you are" would you want you ancestors to be:
    • A. 

      Salt of the earth farming types

    • B. 

      Notable social reformers with maybe one or two ethnics to add a bit of multiculturalism

    • C. 

      I know perfectly well who my ancestors are thank you very much

  • 8. 
    If the plumber came to your house to fix a leak would you let them in:
    • A. 

      Through the front door

    • B. 

      Through the back door

    • C. 

      I don't do doors

  • 9. 
    Your last name is:
    • A. 

      A job title (Smith, Baker, etc)

    • B. 

      Pronounced differently to how it's spelled (but only by you)

    • C. 

      Double barrelled, like your shotgun

  • 10. 
    Do you vote:
    • A. 

      For Labour

    • B. 

      For the Conservatives

    • C. 

      For Daddy

  • 11. 
    If one of your children announced they were gay, would you be:
    • A. 

      Horrified

    • B. 

      Delighted

    • C. 

      Bemused. Most of your family only get aroused by fox hunting or antique medieval weaponry

  • 12. 
    This form is being filled out by:
    • A. 

      You

    • B. 

      Your Butler

    • C. 

      You Butler's butler

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