What Social Class Are You?

Some gas safety thing you never bother with

Small dog that's easy to fit in your Prius

Those disgusting rat like things that awful Windsor woman is always dragging around

Gerroff my dinner you thieving mutt (followed by a swift kick)

No fru fru! you know your delicate stomach can't handle raw meat

What is this room, i've never been here before? I must have taken a wrong turn in the Library.

Cherrlye , Tifony or something else with 'unique' spelling

Hermione. Which of course you set your heart on long before Harry Potter

Something fashionable and modern. Like Gertrude

A number

A name

An entry in the National Trust's 'Guide to Stately Homes'

Not keep demanding your child brings in toilet roll tubes and other luxury items

Have excellent GCSE results and a socially acceptable mix of ethnic children.

Have been built prior to the 15th Century

Salt of the earth farming types

Notable social reformers with maybe one or two ethnics to add a bit of multiculturalism

I know perfectly well who my ancestors are thank you very much

Through the front door

Through the back door

I don't do doors

A job title (Smith, Baker, etc)

Pronounced differently to how it's spelled (but only by you)

Double barrelled, like your shotgun

For Labour

For the Conservatives

For Daddy

Horrified

Delighted

Bemused. Most of your family only get aroused by fox hunting or antique medieval weaponry

You

Your Butler

You Butler's butler