What Social Class Are You?
Is the idea of class dead in British Society? Of course not. Take this simple quiz and discover your place in the social order.
- 1.
When beginning a conversation with someone else, how would you prefer them to address you?
- A.
Alright me old mucker!
- B.
Dahling! (followed by air kisses on either cheek)
- C.
I prefer not to be spoken to unless I choose to start a conversation
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- 2.
When someone says 'Corgi' you think:
- A.
Some gas safety thing you never bother with
- B.
Small dog that's easy to fit in your Prius
- C.
Those disgusting rat like things that awful Windsor woman is always dragging around
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- 3.
You walk into your kitchen to discover that your dog is eating a raw steak he stole from the table. What is your reaction?
- A.
Gerroff my dinner you thieving mutt (followed by a swift kick)
- B.
No fru fru! you know your delicate stomach can't handle raw meat
- C.
What is this room, i've never been here before? I must have taken a wrong turn in the Library.
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- 4.
You have a baby girl. What do you name her?
- A.
Cherrlye , Tifony or something else with 'unique' spelling
- B.
Hermione. Which of course you set your heart on long before Harry Potter
- C.
Something fashionable and modern. Like Gertrude
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- 5.
Your house has:
- A.
A number
- B.
A name
- C.
An entry in the National Trust's 'Guide to Stately Homes'
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- 6.
When picking a school for your child it must:
- A.
Not keep demanding your child brings in toilet roll tubes and other luxury items
- B.
Have excellent GCSE results and a socially acceptable mix of ethnic children.
- C.
Have been built prior to the 15th Century
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- 7.
If you went on "Who do you think you are" would you want you ancestors to be:
- A.
Salt of the earth farming types
- B.
Notable social reformers with maybe one or two ethnics to add a bit of multiculturalism
- C.
I know perfectly well who my ancestors are thank you very much
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- 8.
If the plumber came to your house to fix a leak would you let them in:
- A.
Through the front door
- B.
Through the back door
- C.
I don't do doors
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- 9.
Your last name is:
- A.
A job title (Smith, Baker, etc)
- B.
Pronounced differently to how it's spelled (but only by you)
- C.
Double barrelled, like your shotgun
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- 10.
Do you vote:
- A.
For Labour
- B.
For the Conservatives
- C.
For Daddy
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- 11.
If one of your children announced they were gay, would you be:
- A.
Horrified
- B.
Delighted
- C.
Bemused. Most of your family only get aroused by fox hunting or antique medieval weaponry
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- 12.
This form is being filled out by:
- A.
You
- B.
Your Butler
- C.
You Butler's butler
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