Because it's fun
Because it's what the "cool kids" do
Because it pays
Because I love it
Since the 1st time I saw a board
When I realized I was good at nothing, and skating would get me a carreer
When I watched a little of it, and realized it looked fun and challenging
When my brother said it was the only way anyone was going to like me...
Try to pull off my best trick and get it on film
Teach others new tricks
Sit back and enjoy the show
Try to have the most fun as possible...befor we get kicked out by security
Use it as an excuse for not skating
Do your best to keep it in okay condition until you're able to buy a new deck
Say, "Oh well, there's always Christmas!"
Demand your local skate shop to give you a new one for free
When your sponsor drops you
When you're tired
When everyone else stops
Sabatoge other skaters so you can be the best!
Keep it fun
Lend them yours
Say, "Hey, that's what sponsor's are for, Bucko!"
Tell them you'll help pay for a new one
Rob Dyrdek, because he's on tv, duh!
Ryan Sheckler, because he has a Ferrari!
Paul Rodriguez because you can never tell when he's skating switch!
Bam Margera, because he'll pay me to eat my dog's puke!
Double Flip (on film)
Try your best to fight with them
Say, "Hold on hater! Let me get this last trick on film!"
Taunt them, and push them to their limits (maybe even getting them to call the cops)