Which tarantula are you?
Batman
Superman
Deadpool
Hulk
Spiderman
Flash
Yoga
Swimming
Full contact martial arts
American Football
Soccer
Do I have to choose? I hate sports...
Definitely something colorful
Classic - black, white maybe one color as a highlight
Khakis and a black shirt, so nobody will notice the stains when I spill some food
My new crazy logo print with ornaments and freaky colors... omg - I'll be such an eyecatcher
I could't care less what to wear as long as it has pockets to hold my knives
Sweatpants.... I mean, do we really have to go out? We could just order Pizza and watch Netflix, right?
None. I hate kids.
1
2
3
4
More than 4
Cancun, Mexiko
Caribbean Island
Safari in Africa
Rock-climbing in the Andes
Goa, India
Doesn't matter where - I'll be at the buffet
Heavy metal
Death metal
Ambient
Classic
Glam
Psychodelic
Yeah - groups. I'm happy to work with others.
I'll make it work as long as they do their part and give me my space.
I'll be silent and let others do the work.
I'll take the lead and eat them alive if the others don't follow my lead.
I'm not super happy about it, but it would be too much effort to ask for a solo assignment.
I'll just straight up punch them in their stupid faces - we all know they deserve it.
I won't touch it. I'm not hungry anyway.
Food I don't like? OP, please be realistic...
I politely decline.
I put it in a napkin and hide it.
I ask for something different.
I flip the table, insult the cook, steal my friends car and rob the next McDonalds.
Nothing special. Toilet, shower, brushing my teeth.
Hygiene? What is this?
Not much - I always look perfect!
I only stop breakfast while I brush my teeth.
I piss on the seat, spit in the sink and gargle with Whiskey, then I'm ready.
After the basic cleaning and care: Facial mask, lotions, foundation, make-up, powder, mascara, eye-shadow, lipstick, concealer, etc.
Dude, if I had any gum, I'd already have eaten it.
Here you go buddy, take one - they're sugar free and good for your teeth!
Hey, we're a community here. Take as much as you need.
I pretend to not hearing him, stand as still and be as silent as possible, so he might just go away.
No, I'm very sorry, but I never have chewing-gum.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!? GET LOST OR ELSE I'LL LOSE MYSELF!!!
Relaxing in my hammock
Throw on the grill and make a nice BBQ
Find a leafy bower and watch the clouds go by...
Ride my motorcycle and do some wheelies in front of the elementary school.
Perfect time to do some yard work, pulling out some weeds and trimming the bushes
I honestly just like to smoke some weed.
I dig a hole in my backyard under the barn.
I hide in plain sight. They'll never suspect me at the Karaoke bar across the police station!
I would never hide from the police. I instantly hand myself in.
I take everything I need, go to the old abandoned mine and don't come out for at least 6 months.
They will evidently find me. I face my destiny and turn myself in, but before I do that, I have one last good meal - everybody knows that the prison food sucks.
You know that movie where the hero just walks in the police station and blows everything up and shows the corrupt cops who's the man? That's what I'll do.
Tequila
Pina Colada
Red Wine
Absinth
Jägermeister
Beer
Minimalistic and stylish
Clean and tidy
Plants, pictures and a mirror
Colorful and lots of decoration
There are some plates of your last meal
It looks like the Red Army just came through
Oh no - party is over. Time to go home!
I don't care... Look: the stain matches my print :-)
Mistakes happen. I go to the restroom and try to get rid of the stain
I ask him to buy me a drink to make up for the shirt.
I give him the death-stare and take what is left from his drink.
I immediately take off my shirt and fist-fight that son of a bitch.
Zombies
Aliens
Vampires
Super-Volcano
Evil mutant farm animals
All of the above at same time. I like challenges.
I wouldn't change my life a lot. Pay of my debts and invest the rest conservatively.
I would buy an awesome house.
I would buy a restaurant.
I would travel the world.
Go to the casino. All my money is on red...
I would buy all the nice things I always wanted to have.
Drums
Bass
Electric guitar
Violin
Trumpet
Piano
Good old fashioned sword-fight.
No weapons... Fists only
Handguns
Sniper rifles
Working Harry Potter wizard wands
12-inch dildos
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