Tudor) Lute music, Shakespeare, shit in the streets.
Georgian) Countryside, Mozart, rape.
Victorian) Style, Empire, dangerous London.
20th Century) Feminism, film & television, war.
Little Indian boy
Bill’s) I could cook everyone great brunches
Wahacas) Dinner party queen
Nando’s) Boyfriend would never leave you
Food For Friends) Vegetarian & classy
A teacher, like Snape or someone 🙈
Some average boy I could get my hands on
Uummm one of the peng tings like Cedric or Draco
No one, but I’m doing things to my broomstick.
Threesome with Filch and Mrs. Norris
I was in Superdrug and now I’m paralysed for life.
Ah shit I was in WHSmiths next door, I’ll still try and get loads of attention though.
I was all the way over in Debenhams but I’m traumatised .
I was pretty close by in Zara but I’m not really affected.
I was in McDonald’s blocking up another artery
Plant a tree
Name the car park after you
Have *Your name*’s Wish, a charity your mum set up come in every year to do an assembly.