What Is Your Real Hogwarts House Though?

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What Is Your Real Hogwarts House Though?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which is the fittest race?
    • A. 

      White

    • B. 

      Black

    • C. 

      Brown

    • D. 

      East Asian

    • E. 

      Wasian 

    • F. 

      Blasian

  • 2. 
    Which British historical period has the best vibes?
    • A. 

      Tudor) Lute music, Shakespeare, shit in the streets.

    • B. 

      Georgian) Countryside, Mozart, rape.

    • C. 

      Victorian) Style, Empire, dangerous London.

    • D. 

      20th Century) Feminism, film & television, war.

  • 3. 
    What’s the worst feeling to you?
    • A. 

      Sadness

    • B. 

      Fear

    • C. 

      Embarrassment

    • D. 

      Guilt

  • 4. 
    Which is the cutest?
    • A. 

      Puppy

    • B. 

      Bear cub

    • C. 

      Little Indian boy

    • D. 

      Lion cub

  • 5. 
    Who do you find the most beautiful? (Basic edition)
    • A. 

      Naomi Campbell

    • B. 

      Angelina Jolie

    • C. 

      Sophia Loren

    • D. 

      Audrey Hepburn

  • 6. 
    If you could be a pro at cooking any dish from one of the following chain restaurants, which would it be?
    • A. 

      Bill’s) I could cook everyone great brunches

    • B. 

      Wahacas) Dinner party queen

    • C. 

      Nando’s) Boyfriend would never leave you

    • D. 

      Food For Friends) Vegetarian & classy

  • 7. 
    Choose one
    • A. 

      Shit

    • B. 

      Piss

  • 8. 
    Who gets to define what counts as ‘hate speech’?
    • A. 

      Me

    • B. 

      Nobody

    • C. 

      Marginalised groups

  • 9. 
    Who would you want most as grandma/pa?
    • A. 

      Mary Berry

    • B. 

      Jeremy Paxman

    • C. 

      Germaine Greer 

    • D. 

      Simon Schama

    • E. 

      Stephen Fry

    • F. 

      Camilla Parker-Bowles

  • 10. 
    Is it fine to put on music by terrible people eg. paedophiles, rapists etc
    • A. 

      Yeah

    • B. 

      No

  • 11. 
    Who are you snogging in the turret?
    • A. 

      A teacher, like Snape or someone 🙈

    • B. 

      Some average boy I could get my hands on

    • C. 

      Uummm one of the peng tings like Cedric or Draco

    • D. 

      No one, but I’m doing things to my broomstick.

    • E. 

      Threesome with Filch and Mrs. Norris

  • 12. 
    You’re in Churchill Square when a terrorist bomb goes off in Superdrug. Whereabouts are you?
    • A. 

      I was in Superdrug and now I’m paralysed for life.

    • B. 

      Ah shit I was in WHSmiths next door, I’ll still try and get loads of attention though.

    • C. 

      I was all the way over in Debenhams but I’m traumatised  ​​​​​​.

    • D. 

      I was pretty close by in Zara but I’m not really affected.

    • E. 

      I was in McDonald’s blocking up another artery

  • 13. 
    You got murdered, what does your old school do in memory?  
    • A. 

      Plant a tree

    • B. 

      Memory bench

    • C. 

      Name the car park after you

    • D. 

      Have *Your name*’s Wish, a charity your mum set up come in every year to do an assembly.

    • E. 

      Nothing

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