How Queer Are You?

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How Queer Are You?

How gay are you? Take the quiz that lets you know what kind of queer you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would you greet someone you just met at a gay bar?
    • A. 

      Sing them a song.

    • B. 

      Shyly turn away and sit by yourself.

    • C. 

      Show some skin.

    • D. 

      High Fives for the women and open mouth kisses for the men!

    • E. 

      Shake their hand and introduce them to your girlfriend.

    • F. 

      Give a little wink.

  • 2. 
    How would you react to a sexual advance from the same sex?
    • A. 

      Buy them a drink... in fact several drinks... with roofies.

    • B. 

      You would be too scared that they would leave your heart bleeding and broken to accept their advance.

    • C. 

      Invite them to a gay parade.

    • D. 

      Apologize because you have an orgy to go to in Ten minutes, but you tell them they are invited.

    • E. 

      Say, "Whoa get away from me freak!"

    • F. 

      Ask them to buy you a drink.

  • 3. 
    What is color thong do you want to see on your lover?
    • A. 

      Plum Crazy

    • B. 

      Bleeding Wrist Red

    • C. 

      Rainbow

    • D. 

      Sequins

    • E. 

      White Lace

    • F. 

      Tan/Skin Tone

  • 4. 
    What doesn't kill you makes you...
    • A. 

      Stranger.

    • B. 

      Sad because you wanted to die.

    • C. 

      Want to celebrate.

    • D. 

      Uglier.

    • E. 

      Stronger.

    • F. 

      Gayer.

  • 5. 
    What item of clothing would you be?
    • A. 

      A fancy hat.

    • B. 

      Anything black.

    • C. 

      Fairy wings.

    • D. 

      Inexplicably gay headdress.

    • E. 

      Tunic.

    • F. 

      Law enforcement badge.

  • 6. 
    What do you most want sexually?
    • A. 

      To be watched.

    • B. 

      To bleed on your partner so they can feel your pain.

    • C. 

      69!

    • D. 

      Inter-species erotica

    • E. 

      The Dutch Rudder, it's not gay! "Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you off."

    • F. 

      Full cavity strip search

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