Queer Test: How Queer Are You? Quiz

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Queer Test: How Queer Are You? Quiz - Quiz

Take the queer test that lets you know exactly how queer are you, and what kind of. Answer all the questions after you have gone through the options carefully. The quiz is created in a light-hearted mode. Make sure to have fun with the quiz. Please don't mind if you do not like the results. But, if you do, share the results, and tell your friends about the quiz so they can figure out exactly how queer they are as well if they want to!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would you greet someone you just met at a gay bar?
    • A. 

      Sing them a song.

    • B. 

      Slowly turn away and sit by yourself.

    • C. 

      Show some skin.

    • D. 

      High Fives for the women and open mouth kisses for the men!

    • E. 

      Shake their hand and introduce them to your girlfriend.

    • F. 

      Give a little wink.

  • 2. 
    How would you react to a sexual advance from the same sex?
    • A. 

      Buy them a drink... in fact several drinks... with roofies.

    • B. 

      You would be too scared that they would leave your heart bleeding and broken to accept their advance.

    • C. 

      Invite them to a gay parade.

    • D. 

      Apologize because you have an orgy to go to in ten minutes, but you tell them they are invited.

    • E. 

      Say, "Whoa get away from me freak!"

    • F. 

      Ask them to buy you a drink.

  • 3. 
    What is color thong do you want to see on your lover?
    • A. 

      Plum Crazy

    • B. 

      Bleeding Wrist Red

    • C. 

      Rainbow

    • D. 

      Sequins

    • E. 

      White Lace

    • F. 

      Tan/Skin Tone

  • 4. 
    What doesn't kill you makes you...
    • A. 

      Stranger

    • B. 

      Sad because you wanted to die

    • C. 

      Want to celebrate

    • D. 

      Uglier

    • E. 

      Stronger

    • F. 

      Gayer

  • 5. 
    What item of clothing would you be?
    • A. 

      A fancy hat

    • B. 

      Anything black

    • C. 

      Fairy wings

    • D. 

      Inexplicably gay headdress

    • E. 

      Tunic

    • F. 

      Law enforcement badge

  • 6. 
    What do you most want sexually?
    • A. 

      To be watched.

    • B. 

      To bleed on your partner so they can feel your pain.

    • C. 

      69!

    • D. 

      Inter-species erotica

    • E. 

      The Dutch Rudder, it's not gay! "Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you off."

    • F. 

      Full cavity strip search

  • 7. 
    What would be your ideal date?
    • A. 

      On a rooftop

    • B. 

      On a beach

    • C. 

      At a fancy restaurant

    • D. 

      In a 5-star hotel

    • E. 

      Candle light dinner at home

    • F. 

      A walk in the forest

  • 8. 
    What color do you like the most?
    • A. 

      Black

    • B. 

      Red

    • C. 

      Pink

    • D. 

      Lilac

    • E. 

      None of the above

    • F. 

      All of the colors in the world

  • 9. 
    What is your favorite drink?
    • A. 

      Gin

    • B. 

      Vodka

    • C. 

      Beer

    • D. 

      A fancy cocktail

    • E. 

      Pina colada

    • F. 

      Whiskey

  • 10. 
    Do you like having sex with other people of the same gender?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Barely

    • C. 

      Somewhat

    • D. 

      Most definitely

    • E. 

      You should already know from my answers!

    • F. 

      Duh

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