F-it, that's "quitter's math" I don't need to calculate anything.
1hr 15min's at most!
Getting in that last revision of your pack and materials
Ensuring that your last will and testament are in good order
Sleep...O the precious Z's
Facebook posts! #methlabhill #fykes #lost #ogodsolost
Sit. Wait. Sleep. Wait. "Hey search and rescue!"... "Squeal like a pig boy!!" "Oh no!!!!"....Silence...
Pull out the map & compass, go back to a distant but known point and reorient from there.
Pull out the map. Trace back to where you were last reorient from there.
Pull out the map & compass, aim towards a prominent but nearby unknown landmark, reorient from there.
The map? What map? O shoot! I left that at camp!
Load-up & get going. You'll need that "time cushion" just in case.
Throw some peaceful tunes on, get a fuzzy blanket, smell something calming & sleep for 15min's then get going! still saving "some cushion"
Sleep for 45min's, as you know the extra adenosine blockers are only produced in REM
Grab an extra bag of expresso beans just in case and hope that those college "all nighters" taught you something
Try to steal Laz's bugle when he's not looking, so he can't drop anyone else!
A giant rat
The ghost of James Earl Ray
Your mind slowly melting because it's actually nothing at all
One of Laz's rescue dogs
Black and White Warbler
The Gordon Fishstick Fisherman appears ahead of you but starts leading you off course and you know it! That liar!
You see Deer in the forest, and they're, yup, they're laughing at you.
You forget everything and pretend that you are Garbage Man, going for his rounds in a quiet suburban neighborhood.
You consult your compass and map, go back to..wait where is my compass??
50hrs? Hah..I left that park yesterday and already on my flight back home!