Are You A ERM....Tough Guy?

8 Questions | Total Attempts: 152

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Guy Quizzes & Trivia

The military is not for everyone and only a select few are cut out to be a member. The quiz below is designed to see if you have what it takes to join the military or you are a soft fluffy dude. All the best as you test out your manliness.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What do you wear casually, and even, formally on a daily basis?
    • A. 

      A gun on my belt, and a full fledged military uniform when wearing my dress clothes.

    • B. 

      A T-shirt and pants. Nuff said.

    • C. 

      Something from the 1700's.

    • D. 

      Cowhide.

    • E. 

      Metal brass knuckles.

  • 2. 
    How do you treat people on a regular basis?
    • A. 

      I'm friendly, professional. I follow rules, taboo and guidelines, rules and reg, and am a good citizen.

    • B. 

      White people are superior.

    • C. 

      I am indifferent. I don't do much to anyone, except talk to them sometimes, maybe.

    • D. 

      I love people! I am a people person!

    • E. 

      Black people are superior.

  • 3. 
    Who is your leader? (and this isn't an alien asking, either!)
    • A. 

      President George W. Bush, soon to be Barack Obama.

    • B. 

      Jesus of Nazareth, Buddha, Allah, etc.

    • C. 

      Me!

    • D. 

      A man with a small mustache from the 1940's.

    • E. 

      Oh you forgot one! Confucius! (just kidding!)

  • 4. 
    Are you a strict person (works at school, jail, military, police, etc.)?
    • A. 

      No, but I enforce the rules when needed.

    • B. 

      Yes! I don't allow anything to happen that is either a. against the leader's law, or b. out of moral bounds.

    • C. 

      No, I'm so easy going it's hard for people to even relate to me!

    • D. 

      Don't know.

    • E. 

      Sort of. Sometimes I can be bossy! But not always.

  • 5. 
    Do you speak a language other than English? (like French, German, etc.)?
    • A. 

      Yes! I speak Lithuanian, Greek, Latin, Russian, Portuguese, etc!!

    • B. 

      Yes! But only German.

    • C. 

      No, only Basic. Good ol Basic. ( hint hint, star wars.)

    • D. 

      Nope. Only English, my friend!

    • E. 

      Yes, I speak Martian.

  • 6. 
    How many friends, close relatives, and acquaintances do you have right now?
    • A. 

      Several. Not that many, though. Keep in close touch with SOME of them.

    • B. 

      A lot! I'm a family guy!

    • C. 

      None. Most, if not all, of my relatives were killed, or died recently or in the past.

    • D. 

      I've met many people.

    • E. 

      I've met everybody on the planet Earth for cryin' out loud!

  • 7. 
    Were you born in a military base, or naval base?
    • A. 

      Yes, I was born in a military base of some kind. And it wasn't a pleasant experience at all.

    • B. 

      Yes, I was. But I thought it was enlightening.

    • C. 

      No, never. I was born somewhere in the world other than a military facility

    • D. 

      Neither. Nuff said.

    • E. 

      I was born in Area 51, Baby!

  • 8. 
    Do you feel that someday the world will be yours?
    • A. 

      Yeah!!! The "One World" thing still lives. I'll someday RULE THE WORLD! Unless Bible prophecy is true, then no.

    • B. 

      No, only Pinky and the Brain can 'take over' the world!

    • C. 

      No, somebody else will conquer it first.

    • D. 

      Yes, the world will soon be ours. Another country may be my first target, then the world will eventually be mine.