What Kind Of Bread Are You?

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| By Jollyconbon

Jollyconbon

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Questions: 15 | Attempts: 1,031 | Updated: Dec 2, 2022

If you have always wondered what kind of bread you are, this is the quiz you need

Questions and Answers

1.

When was the last time you and your father even talked? for real.
- A.
  
  It's been a while but.. he sent me a card on my birthday
- B.
  
  My mom told me he said hi, does that count?
- C.
  
  I mean, I'm over there all the time...
- D.
  
  Is yelling 'talking?" cause yesterday
- E.
  
  Whithin the last month
2.

In the face of adversity you...
- A.
  
  Crumble
- B.
  
  Stay tough
- C.
  
  Break apart
- D.
  
  Act crusty about it
- E.
  
  Are too soft to handle it
3.

How does you're dad usually address you?
- A.
  
  BOY
- B.
  
  My name is steve
- C.
  
  He just calls me "not Kyle"
- D.
  
  He hasn't really called me anything since mom died...
- E.
  
  Dirt Grub
4.

You are a sad person
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
5.

Has your dad ever said he was proud of you?
- A.
  
  Um.. I don't know.. I never really thought about it.. shut up.
- B.
  
  He must've said it once..
- C.
  
  He said it when I was a kid
- D.
  
  I thought that only happened in movies
- E.
  
  He's said it... ya, I'm pretty sure he's said it..
6.

Which of these best describes you?
- A.
  
  Hard on the outside, soft on the inside
- B.
  
  Soft, lovable, goes great with peanut butter and jelly
- C.
  
  Delicious and vaguely Italian
- D.
  
  Artistic, unique, jealous of Kyle
- E.
  
  ...I was just a kid.. my ball rolled into the road, I chased it.. why did I chase it?.. she pushed me out of the way. sh-she saved me.. I didn't know, I was just a kid...... I was just a kid...
7.

What kind of friend are you?
- A.
  
  Loyal, always there when needed
- B.
  
  Goes well with any situation
- C.
  
  Wishy washy, unreliable
- D.
  
  The kind of friend who always has handfuls of various types of unsalted nuts
- E.
  
  Bread
8.

If you were some sort of bread man hybrid, what would be your catch phrase?
- A.
  
  Flour power
- B.
  
  I'm the beast of yeast!
- C.
  
  Bread is what I am. Yup, I'm bread, that's for sure.
- D.
  
  It's about to get CRUSTY
- E.
  
  Hey ladies, what say we make this a sandwich?
9.

You are a happy person.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
10.

Are you sad because your father doesn't love you?
- A.
  
  I'm not sad
- B.
  
  Um... maybe...
- C.
  
  My father doesn't love me?
- D.
  
  We've had our differences but.. he still lets me borrow money. That means something at least
- E.
  
  ...yes...
11.

Buns are the same as bread
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
12.

What was your favorite thing to do with your dad?
- A.
  
  ...He mostly hung out with my brother Kyle
- B.
  
  We went to my mothers grave... he blamed me for her death...
- C.
  
  We played cards together! a couple times..
- D.
  
  We went on drives, I mean he made me sit in the back, but still, that's quality time right?
- E.
  
  He gave me high fives.. or, he used to anyway
13.

What's your favorite color of bread
- A.
  
  Brown
- B.
  
  Light Brown
- C.
  
  Tan
- D.
  
  Albino
- E.
  
  French
14.

Which of these bread words best describes how you feel in the morning?
- A.
  
  Stale
- B.
  
  Zesty
- C.
  
  Fresh
- D.
  
  Flour
- E.
  
  Bread
15.

What was the last birthday gift your father gave you
- A.
  
  Fathers give gifts?
- B.
  
  A bic lighter and a pack of powdered donuts... I'm pretty sure he just stopped at Seven Eleven,
- C.
  
  On my last birthday my dad thought it was my brother Kyle's birthday... I didn't say anything.. neither did Kyle..
- D.
  
  A framed picture of my mother.. a cruel reminder...
- E.
  
  Just a card..