What Kind Of Bread Are You?

15 Questions | Total Attempts: 900

What Kind Of Bread Are You?

If you have always wondered what kind of bread you are, this is the quiz you need


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Whats your favorite color of bread
    • A. 

      Brown

    • B. 

      Light Brown

    • C. 

      Tan

    • D. 

      Albino

    • E. 

      French

  • 2. 
    Which of these bread words best describes how you feel in the morning?
    • A. 

      Stale

    • B. 

      Zesty

    • C. 

      Fresh

    • D. 

      Flour

    • E. 

      Bread

  • 3. 
    In the face of adversity you...
    • A. 

      Crumble

    • B. 

      Stay tough

    • C. 

      Break apart

    • D. 

      Act crusty about it

    • E. 

      Are too soft to handle it

  • 4. 
    What kind of friend are you?
    • A. 

      Loyal, always there when needed

    • B. 

      Goes well with any situation

    • C. 

      Wishy washy, unreliable

    • D. 

      The kind of friend who always has handfuls of various types of unsalted nuts

    • E. 

      Bread

  • 5. 
    If you were some sort of bread man hybrid, what would be your catch phrase?
    • A. 

      Flour power

    • B. 

      I'm the beast of yeast!

    • C. 

      Bread is what I am. Yup, I'm bread, that's for sure.

    • D. 

      It's about to get CRUSTY

    • E. 

      Hey ladies, what say we make this a sandwich?

  • 6. 
    Buns are the same as bread
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 7. 
    You are a happy person.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 8. 
    You are a sad person
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    Are you sad because your father doesn't love you?
    • A. 

      I'm not sad

    • B. 

      Um... maybe...

    • C. 

      My father doesn't love me?

    • D. 

      We've had our differences but.. he still lets me borrow money. That means something at least

    • E. 

      ...yes...

  • 10. 
    When was the last time you and your father even talked? for real.
    • A. 

      It's been a while but.. he sent me a card on my birthday

    • B. 

      My mom told me he said hi, does that count?

    • C. 

      I mean, I'm over there all the time...

    • D. 

      Is yelling 'talking?" cause yesterday

    • E. 

      Whithin the last month

  • 11. 
    Has your dad ever said he was proud of you?
    • A. 

      Um.. I don't know.. I never really thought about it.. shut up.

    • B. 

      He must've said it once..

    • C. 

      He said it when I was a kid

    • D. 

      I thought that only happened in movies

    • E. 

      He's said it... ya, I'm pretty sure he's said it..

  • 12. 
    What was the last birthday gift your father gave you
    • A. 

      Fathers give gifts?

    • B. 

      A bic lighter and a pack of powdered donuts... I'm pretty sure he just stopped at Seven Eleven,

    • C. 

      On my last birthday my dad thought it was my brother Kyle's birthday... I didn't say anything.. neither did Kyle..

    • D. 

      A framed picture of my mother.. a cruel reminder...

    • E. 

      Just a card..

  • 13. 
    What was your favorite thing to do with your dad?
    • A. 

      ...He mostly hung out with my brother Kyle

    • B. 

      We went to my mothers grave... he blamed me for her death...

    • C. 

      We played cards together! a couple times..

    • D. 

      We went on drives, I mean he made me sit in the back, but still, that's quality time right?

    • E. 

      He gave me high fives.. or, he used to anyway

  • 14. 
    How does you're dad usually address you?
    • A. 

      BOY

    • B. 

      My name is steve

    • C. 

      He just calls me "not Kyle"

    • D. 

      He hasn't really called me anything since mom died...

    • E. 

      Dirt Grub

  • 15. 
    Which of these best describes you?
    • A. 

      Hard on the outside, soft on the inside

    • B. 

      Soft, lovable, goes great with peanut butter and jelly

    • C. 

      Delicious and vaguely Italian

    • D. 

      Artistic, unique, jealous of Kyle

    • E. 

      ...I was just a kid.. my ball rolled into the road, I chased it.. why did I chase it?.. she pushed me out of the way. sh-she saved me.. I didn't know, I was just a kid...... I was just a kid...

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