Quiz: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend?
- 1.How often do you take a shower?
- A.
Never! I hate showers. It's a rare event for me.
- B.
Everyday. Ha Ha. I'm pretty and you're not.
- C.
I don't take showers that much and skip brushing my teeth too.
- D.
Always. I love showers. He he he he he.
- E.
Hmm. Once in a while. I guess...
- 2.You see a little boy taking your stuff. What do you do?
- A.
Nothing. Using my brain is boring. I'm going to take a nap.
- B.
KILL HIM. DIE LITTLE BOY, DIE!
- C.
Nothing. I'll just skip along. LA LA LA LA LA LA
- D.
Ask him nicely. I just hope he doesn't run away because of my breath.
- E.
Ask him nicely. I just hope he doesn't run away because of my body odor.
- 3.Are you ugly?
- A.
Whatever.
- B.
No. I'm pretty. And when I say "I" I don't mean you.
- C.
Don't know, don't care. I'll just be my silly self. He he he.
- D.
Yes. It's true. I'm ugly.
- E.
No. Only my teeth.
- 4.What clothes do you wear?
- A.
Clothes I find in the garbage. I mean whatever I find cheap.
- B.
Dresses. I love being prettier than you.
- C.
I don't wear clothes. I like being nude. Are you nuts?
- D.
Just the normal. ..........
- E.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
- 5.Do you hate me?
- A.
No. Of course not. But I do hate myself.
- B.
Yes. You suck.
- C.
I don't even know you.
- 6.How old are you?
- A.
I'm not telling you.
- B.
I'll tell you. It's...
- C.
Ughh...
- 7.I like your clothes.
- A.
You can't even see me.
- B.
I know. I'm pretty. Unlike you.
- C.
Why. My clothes are ugly. Just like me.
- D.
You might think my clothes are good, but my breath stinks.
- E.
He he he. Thanks.
- 8.What do you do mostly?
- A.
You keep on planning inside your head.
- B.
You are impulsive and run away from situations.
- C.
You do not embrace the person you are.
- D.
You are too lazy to do anything and a big time procrastinator!
- E.
You keep thinking about how you look.
- F.
You spend too much time on your own doing nothing.
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