Who Is Your South Park Girlfriend?

10 Questions | By Vester | Last updated: Jan 4, 2013 | Total Attempts: 2094

Find out your girlfriend in the TV show South Park.

Questions and Answers

1.

Honestly, are you popular at school? (Popular as in being "cool")
- A.
  
  Yes, very
- B.
  
  I'm popular
- C.
  
  A bit
- D.
  
  I'm not popular, but I'm popular with the people I hang out with.
- E.
  
  I'm average
- F.
  
  I'm not very popular
- G.
  
  I'm not popular at all
2.

Do you like to play sports?
- A.
  
  Yes, I play them all the time!
- B.
  
  Yeah, sports are fun.
- C.
  
  Sometimes
- D.
  
  Not really
- E.
  
  Never
3.

Are you fat?
- A.
  
  Very
- B.
  
  Yes
- C.
  
  A bit
- D.
  
  I'm a tiny bit big
- E.
  
  Average
- F.
  
  No
- G.
  
  I'm really skinny
4.

Are you smart?
- A.
  
  I'm the smartest kid in my class!
- B.
  
  I'm pretty smart
- C.
  
  I'm average
- D.
  
  Not really
- E.
  
  Not at all
5.

What hair do you have?
- A.
  
  Long
- B.
  
  Short
- C.
  
  A crazy style (Mohawk, bald, afro)
- D.
  
  Very Short
- E.
  
  I wear a hat
6.

Be completely honest, are you funny?
- A.
  
  Very funny!
- B.
  
  I'm pretty funny
- C.
  
  A bit funny
- D.
  
  Average
- E.
  
  Not really
- F.
  
  Not at all
7.

Are you rich?
- A.
  
  Yes, I have a big house
- B.
  
  I'm above average
- C.
  
  I'm average
- D.
  
  I'm a bit below average
- E.
  
  I'm poor
8.

What colour clothes would you most likely be seen wearing?
- A.
  
  Red
- B.
  
  Purple
- C.
  
  Dark Blue
- D.
  
  Light Blue
- E.
  
  Dark Green
- F.
  
  Light Green
- G.
  
  Brown
- H.
  
  All Black
9.

Are you honestly nice?
- A.
  
  Very nice
- B.
  
  I'm nice
- C.
  
  Sometimes
- D.
  
  I'm not nice at all
- E.
  
  I don't talk much so it makes me seem nice.
10.

Are you handicapped in any way?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  No

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