Who Is Your South Park Girlfriend?
Find out your girlfriend in the TV show South Park.
- 1.Honestly, are you popular at school? (Popular as in being "cool")
- A.
Yes, very
- B.
I'm popular
- C.
A bit
- D.
I'm not popular, but I'm popular with the people I hang out with.
- E.
I'm average
- F.
I'm not very popular
- G.
I'm not popular at all
- 2.Do you like to play sports?
- A.
Yes, I play them all the time!
- B.
Yeah, sports are fun.
- C.
Sometimes
- D.
Not really
- E.
Never
- 3.Are you fat?
- A.
Very
- B.
Yes
- C.
A bit
- D.
I'm a tiny bit big
- E.
Average
- F.
No
- G.
I'm really skinny
- 4.Are you smart?
- A.
I'm the smartest kid in my class!
- B.
I'm pretty smart
- C.
I'm average
- D.
Not really
- E.
Not at all
- 5.What hair do you have?
- A.
Long
- B.
Short
- C.
A crazy style (Mohawk, bald, afro)
- D.
Very Short
- E.
I wear a hat
- 6.Be completely honest, are you funny?
- A.
Very funny!
- B.
I'm pretty funny
- C.
A bit funny
- D.
Average
- E.
Not really
- F.
Not at all
- 7.Are you rich?
- A.
Yes, I have a big house
- B.
I'm above average
- C.
I'm average
- D.
I'm a bit below average
- E.
I'm poor
- 8.What colour clothes would you most likely be seen wearing?
- A.
Red
- B.
Purple
- C.
Dark Blue
- D.
Light Blue
- E.
Dark Green
- F.
Light Green
- G.
Brown
- H.
All Black
- 9.Are you honestly nice?
- A.
Very nice
- B.
I'm nice
- C.
Sometimes
- D.
I'm not nice at all
- E.
I don't talk much so it makes me seem nice.
- 10.Are you handicapped in any way?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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