The Stephen Norberg Quiz

24 Questions | Total Attempts: 63

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Stephen Toulmin Quizzes & Trivia

To commemorate my old man 30th birthday, I have created an informative quiz. There are no trick questions.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    This is NOT considered a Stephen classic:
    • A. 

      Meat Salad

    • B. 

      Cake and Shake

    • C. 

      The Turkey Beast

    • D. 

      Veganism

  • 2. 
    Stephen has never:
    • A. 

      Been to a barber

    • B. 

      Graduated from high school

    • C. 

      Had a job interview

    • D. 

      Owned an Apple product

    • E. 

      All of the above

  • 3. 
    Stephen's list of favorite movies does NOT include:
    • A. 

      Lord of the Rings

    • B. 

      Transformers

    • C. 

      Duck Soup

    • D. 

      The BBC version of Pride and Prejudice

    • E. 

      UHF

  • 4. 
    Stephen got to run several swim team practices when he was 18. He incorporated the consumption of which item into a set also requiring swimmers to get out of the water to do sit-ups:
    • A. 

      Doughnuts

    • B. 

      Water

    • C. 

      Grapes

  • 5. 
    Stephen NEVER wore his hair this way in college:
    • A. 

      Dual mohawks

    • B. 

      Dyed green

    • C. 

      Dyed red

    • D. 

      Completely shaved

    • E. 

      Neatly combed

  • 6. 
    Stephen NEVER did which of the following during a final exam in college
    • A. 

      Dressed up

    • B. 

      Beat a classmate in a race

    • C. 

      After making a bet, used the word "Monkey" on an essay without first knowing the topic

    • D. 

      Used Crayons

  • 7. 
    Stephen's list of personal weaknesses fortunately does NOT include:
    • A. 

      Singing

    • B. 

      Dancing

    • C. 

      General awkwardness

    • D. 

      Colors

    • E. 

      Inhibitions preventing him from making a fool out of himself

  • 8. 
    Stephen found a way to do all of the following for course credit in college EXCEPT:
    • A. 

      Make a film called, "The Apple Bobbing Olympics"

    • B. 

      Transcribe peoples' dreams

    • C. 

      Write a letter to an imaginary person

    • D. 

      Anything in French

  • 9. 
    Which accomplishment is Stephen NOT proud of:
    • A. 

      Successfully bobbing for apples without using his teeth

    • B. 

      Eating 1,000 blueberries at an orchard to beat his brother in a contest while they were picking fruit

    • C. 

      Driving a car from Missouri to Oklahoma without using his hands to steer

    • D. 

      Shaving his legs and wearing a size 28 speedo as a grown man

    • E. 

      Stephen is actually proud of all of those accomplishments

  • 10. 
    Stephen has owned but never played which musical instrument:
    • A. 

      Bagpipes

    • B. 

      Wind controller

    • C. 

      Guitar

    • D. 

      Bass

    • E. 

      Saxophone

    • F. 

      Drums

  • 11. 
    Stephen can do many wonderful things
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    While swimming as a youngster, Stephen once got saved by a lifeguard against his will because his stroke looked so bad the lifeguard actually thought he was drowning
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 13. 
    Stephen knows the 5 positions in ballet
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 14. 
    The Harvard Crimson once quoted Stephen as saying: "I think it was the communists who spilled the oil. They’re kind of sneaky"
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 15. 
    Stephen has sold kegs to California middle schools on the internet
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 16. 
    Stephen can solve the Rubik's cube in less time than he can hold his breath.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 17. 
    Stephen wrote "I like fried chicken" as his entire personal statement essay on a college application.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 18. 
    On July 16th, 2016, Stephen intends to marry this woman.
  • 19. 
    Stephen's dirty secret in college was that he:
    • A. 

      Was a closet vegetarian

    • B. 

      Played intramural ice hockey

    • C. 

      Overindulged in the crack rock

    • D. 

      Didn't know how to speak Spanish

  • 20. 
    The only state in 'Murica Stephen has not visited is
    • A. 

      Arkansas

    • B. 

      North Dakota

    • C. 

      Massachusetts

    • D. 

      Nevada

  • 21. 
    Stephen's current approach to God regularly involves
    • A. 

      Modesty and holy water

    • B. 

      Drinks in bars with friends and long walks alone

    • C. 

      Fervent fasting and fiery preaching

    • D. 

      The tried and true "flirt and convert" method

  • 22. 
    This item does NOT currently hang on Stephen's wall:
    • A. 

      Reindeer skin

    • B. 

      Map of Middle Earth

    • C. 

      Kindergarten diploma

    • D. 

      His painting titled, "Hope in the Midst of Agony"

    • E. 

      A beautiful tapestry overflowing with grandeur and wonder

  • 23. 
    This is NOT one of Stephen's holiday traditions:
    • A. 

      Falling asleep to Lord of the Rings

    • B. 

      A meal of fried chicken and chocolate milk

    • C. 

      The most worthless gift competition

    • D. 

      The Althing (Viking Olympics)

    • E. 

      Potpourri steam baths

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