The Stephen Norberg Quiz

24 Questions | By Thesnorberg | Last updated: Jan 12, 2015 | Total Attempts: 63

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To commemorate my old man 30th birthday, I have created an informative quiz. There are no trick questions.

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1.

This is NOT considered a Stephen classic:
- A.
  
  Meat Salad
- B.
  
  Cake and Shake
- C.
  
  The Turkey Beast
- D.
  
  Veganism
2.

Stephen has never:
- A.
  
  Been to a barber
- B.
  
  Graduated from high school
- C.
  
  Had a job interview
- D.
  
  Owned an Apple product
- E.
  
  All of the above
3.

Stephen's list of favorite movies does NOT include:
- A.
  
  Lord of the Rings
- B.
  
  Transformers
- C.
  
  Duck Soup
- D.
  
  The BBC version of Pride and Prejudice
- E.
  
  UHF
4.

Stephen got to run several swim team practices when he was 18. He incorporated the consumption of which item into a set also requiring swimmers to get out of the water to do sit-ups:
- A.
  
  Doughnuts
- B.
  
  Water
- C.
  
  Grapes
5.

Stephen NEVER wore his hair this way in college:
- A.
  
  Dual mohawks
- B.
  
  Dyed green
- C.
  
  Dyed red
- D.
  
  Completely shaved
- E.
  
  Neatly combed
6.

Stephen NEVER did which of the following during a final exam in college
- A.
  
  Dressed up
- B.
  
  Beat a classmate in a race
- C.
  
  After making a bet, used the word "Monkey" on an essay without first knowing the topic
- D.
  
  Used Crayons
7.

Stephen's list of personal weaknesses fortunately does NOT include:
- A.
  
  Singing
- B.
  
  Dancing
- C.
  
  General awkwardness
- D.
  
  Colors
- E.
  
  Inhibitions preventing him from making a fool out of himself
8.

Stephen found a way to do all of the following for course credit in college EXCEPT:
- A.
  
  Make a film called, "The Apple Bobbing Olympics"
- B.
  
  Transcribe peoples' dreams
- C.
  
  Write a letter to an imaginary person
- D.
  
  Anything in French
9.

Which accomplishment is Stephen NOT proud of:
- A.
  
  Successfully bobbing for apples without using his teeth
- B.
  
  Eating 1,000 blueberries at an orchard to beat his brother in a contest while they were picking fruit
- C.
  
  Driving a car from Missouri to Oklahoma without using his hands to steer
- D.
  
  Shaving his legs and wearing a size 28 speedo as a grown man
- E.
  
  Stephen is actually proud of all of those accomplishments
10.

Stephen has owned but never played which musical instrument:
- A.
  
  Bagpipes
- B.
  
  Wind controller
- C.
  
  Guitar
- D.
  
  Bass
- E.
  
  Saxophone
- F.
  
  Drums
11.

Stephen can do many wonderful things
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
12.

While swimming as a youngster, Stephen once got saved by a lifeguard against his will because his stroke looked so bad the lifeguard actually thought he was drowning
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
13.

Stephen knows the 5 positions in ballet
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
14.

The Harvard Crimson once quoted Stephen as saying: "I think it was the communists who spilled the oil. They’re kind of sneaky"
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
15.

Stephen has sold kegs to California middle schools on the internet
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
16.

Stephen can solve the Rubik's cube in less time than he can hold his breath.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
17.

Stephen wrote "I like fried chicken" as his entire personal statement essay on a college application.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
18.

On July 16th, 2016, Stephen intends to marry this woman.
19.

Stephen's dirty secret in college was that he:
- A.
  
  Was a closet vegetarian
- B.
  
  Played intramural ice hockey
- C.
  
  Overindulged in the crack rock
- D.
  
  Didn't know how to speak Spanish
20.

The only state in 'Murica Stephen has not visited is
- A.
  
  Arkansas
- B.
  
  North Dakota
- C.
  
  Massachusetts
- D.
  
  Nevada
21.

Stephen's current approach to God regularly involves
- A.
  
  Modesty and holy water
- B.
  
  Drinks in bars with friends and long walks alone
- C.
  
  Fervent fasting and fiery preaching
- D.
  
  The tried and true "flirt and convert" method
22.

This item does NOT currently hang on Stephen's wall:
- A.
  
  Reindeer skin
- B.
  
  Map of Middle Earth
- C.
  
  Kindergarten diploma
- D.
  
  His painting titled, "Hope in the Midst of Agony"
- E.
  
  A beautiful tapestry overflowing with grandeur and wonder
23.

This is NOT one of Stephen's holiday traditions:
- A.
  
  Falling asleep to Lord of the Rings
- B.
  
  A meal of fried chicken and chocolate milk
- C.
  
  The most worthless gift competition
- D.
  
  The Althing (Viking Olympics)
- E.
  
  Potpourri steam baths