Mike just went to collage and your relationship is at it's most fragile. Take this quiz to know if you should stay in touch.
C'mon Mike I just wanna hear a joke u suck
You wipe a tear from your face and applause him
You boo and roll your eyes
U throw the remains of the woman he was seeing on him as hes on the stage
You walk out
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Run away from him
Tell him he's already a terrible parent so how worse can it get
Say he had a chance with u a long time ago and that u dont want to be a side hoe
Tell him u killed the woman
Tell him to get an abortion
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Omg mike you look so pretty
Stupid ugly douchebag who do you think you are???
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Encorage him to be a beauty guru
Burn his makeup and everything he loves to ash
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Tell the kid that he's ugly
Please i dont want anything to do with this
Spit on him
Offer to watch him while mikes at work
Tell mike that the childs a mistake
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Say no thanks
Run away without giving an answer
Say yes but really you want to date him just to make fun of him
Say "what" and when he repeats the question say "whaaat" again
Shrug
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It'll taste good with mayo
Always take good care of your child. It may be hard sometimes but with enough determination you can do it.
Take the child and run
Kiss the child in front of mike
Tell him hes a terrible father and make him cry
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Wait untill april 13th at 9:00 PM to kidnap her from her yoga lessons and put a weight on her foot while shes still alive and throw her off a bridge
Call mike a simp
Find you own guy and kiss HIM in front of Mike
MAke her cheat on him with you
"Why would he do that??" :'( *run away*
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Slap him in the face resulting in a cheek fracture
Kiss him
Say frick no and run to the nearest exit
Poke his eye
Lick his toes
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