What Are You To Mike?

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What Are You To Mike? - Quiz

Mike just went to collage and your relationship is at it's most fragile. Take this quiz to know if you should stay in touch.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    MIke leans in to kiss you
    • A. 

      Slap him in the face resulting in a cheek fracture 

    • B. 

      Kiss him

    • C. 

      Say frick no and run to the nearest exit

    • D. 

      Poke his eye

    • E. 

      Lick his toes

  • 2. 
    Mike is now a single father to a kid that isn't even his!! he needs advice on how to raise it. WHat do you say?
    • A. 

      It'll taste good with mayo

    • B. 

      Always take good care of your child. It may be hard sometimes but with enough determination you can do it.

    • C. 

      Take the child and run

    • D. 

      Kiss the child in front of mike

    • E. 

      Tell him hes a terrible father and make him cry

  • 3. 
    Mike is trying on makeup and he's a tiiiny bit nervous OWO
    • A. 

      Omg mike you look so pretty 

    • B. 

      Stupid ugly douchebag who do you think you are???

    • C. 

      RUN RUN RUN RUN

    • D. 

      Encorage him to be a beauty guru 

    • E. 

      Burn his makeup and everything he loves to ash

  • 4. 
    Mike has been seeing a new woman who loves his makeup and they are both guininly happy together
    • A. 

      Wait untill april 13th at 9:00 PM to kidnap her from her yoga lessons and put a weight on her foot while shes still alive and throw her off a bridge

    • B. 

      Call mike a simp

    • C. 

      Find you own guy and kiss HIM in front of Mike

    • D. 

      MAke her cheat on him with you

    • E. 

      "Why would he do that??" :'( *run away*

  • 5. 
    Mike at his local comedy club started taking about his feelings instead of doin an actual skit
    • A. 

      C'mon Mike I just wanna hear a joke u suck

    • B. 

      You wipe a tear from your face and applause him

    • C. 

      You boo and roll your eyes

    • D. 

      U throw the remains of the woman he was seeing on him as hes on the stage

    • E. 

      You walk out

  • 6. 
    You find out that mike was actually pregnant with the woman he was seeings baby but she is missing. Mike is scared hes going to be a single father forever.
    • A. 

      Run away from him 

    • B. 

      Tell him he's already a terrible parent so how worse can it get

    • C. 

      Say he had a chance with u a long time ago and that u dont want to be a side hoe

    • D. 

      Tell him u killed the woman

    • E. 

      Tell him to get an abortion 

  • 7. 
    Mike had a baby what do you do
    • A. 

      Tell the kid that he's ugly

    • B. 

      Please i dont want anything to do with this

    • C. 

      Spit on him

    • D. 

      Offer to watch him while mikes at work

    • E. 

      Tell mike that the childs a mistake

  • 8. 
    Mike asks you out
    • A. 

      Say no thanks

    • B. 

      Run away without giving an answer

    • C. 

      Say yes but really you want to date him just to make fun of him

    • D. 

      Say "what" and when he repeats the question say "whaaat" again

    • E. 

      Shrug

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