Which Johnson Are You?

1. You get a full day off work, how do you spend your time off?

Work at home! There's always something that has to be finished.

Go out partying of course! Anyone who doesn't is a total lame wad!

Stay at home with the person you love, maybe get a quick practice on the guitar.

Maybe paint another painting, or even write a new chapter of the book your working on.

2. Your sister asks you to baby sit her children, who you know are both total brats and you secretly hate them. What do you do?

Tell her to bugger off, if she didn't want to take care of them, then she should of thought of that before she slept with that douche.

Accept, even if they do get on your nerves their still your relatives.

Accept, but maybe teach them a few pranks they could play on their mother...

No way! I have much better things to do than look after babies! Pfft.

3. Your engaged and it's the week before your wedding and you're at your stag due/hem night and a totally hot guy/girl comes and starts flirting with you and asking you to follow them in the toilets with them. What do you do?

Push them away and them your sorry but your engaged. It is the right thing to do.

Say no, but give them a quick kiss just for the thrill!

Get out off there as fast as you can! Your soon to be wife/husband is the only one for you and you'd rather spend your night with them.

Follow them into the toilets duh! Just try your best to make sure your fiancée doesn't find out.

4. You've just reached you senior years, how do you spend them?

With my spouse of course! I want to spend as much time with them before my time is up.

Party more, and harder! You want your last years to be a thrill!

Spend time with your family, after you'd spent most of your younger days at work.

Paint in peace and quiet. Anyone who disturbs you has got what's coming to them!

5. Your parents have gone away on a weekend and your home alone. What do you do?

Organize a party at your place and invite everybody you know and ask them to bring as much booze as they can and make sure you trash the place before your parents get back.

Clean the whole house. It would be a nice surprise for your parents, maybe they'll give you extra pocket money!

Invite your crush or girl/boyfriend over and spend your time with them.

Anything! Your just glad your finally alone.

6. Your in high school, the school nerd attempting to talk to you. You think their kinda cool but you don't want want to be bullied yourself. What do you do?

Carry on talking to them, even if it means you'll get beat up later. You'd probably get beat up anyway.

Distract them and pull down their pants! That'll make you look cool!

Talk to them for a bit, but get a way as fast as you can, so nobody sees.

Totally ignore them and walk on. Your way to cool to hang round with nerds!!