Find Your Ideal Wasteland Pet!

7 Questions | By Thecultofsasha | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 48

Not sure which mutant fur baby is your match? Take this quiz to find out!

You May Get

Koya

You need an animal to ride that can get you places in a hurry! Koya are graceful and agile Antilocapridae that live in the forests of the North. With long legs and strong musculature, they are capable of carrying riders and/or supplies, but must be raised domestically in order to comply. Wild koya are aloof and will flee at the presence of humans. When domesticated, their playful side comes out. They may seem like they want head rubs, but they are only looking for snacks, and will snatch food from your hand with their long purple tongues. A koya's "laugh" can be heard from a distance. Koya require a large area to run free, and will eat hay, fruit, and vegetables.

Corn Kitten

You have plenty of space for a giant, playful cat! Standing six to seven feet high, with thick folds of loose, droopy skin, corn kittens are omnivorous genetic mutants native to the East. They are generally found in fields of creeping sugar corn, and love to playfully pounce on unsuspecting passersby. Their throaty, rumbling purrs will judder your bones, and if you aren’t careful, the cats will knock you over and bat you like a toy. Corn kittens are perfect for snuggling - like a giant pile of warm blankets! You might get one to let you ride him if you devote time to training. he will eat a variety of fruits and vegetables. Though many people believe corn kittens don't eat meat, this is not true. They will not kill a person for food, but if they happen upon a body (or you give them one) they will eat it.

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Questions and Answers

1.

What type of home/living space do you have?
- A.
  
  I live in the ruins of an Old World building - a bank, library, mansion, or underground bunker.
- B.
  
  I live on a farm or a spacious commune.
- C.
  
  I have an apartment in a city or live in a town collective.
- D.
  
  I travel - the wide open wasteland is my home.
- E.
  
  I live on a small island in the Pacific.
2.

What is the most important purpose of your pet?
- A.
  
  Cuddling!
- B.
  
  Riding
- C.
  
  Destroying my enemies and protecting my property
- D.
  
  I want it all - a cuddly pet that can give me emotional support and blast my enemies.
- E.
  
  Carrying my stuff
3.

Do you want a domesticated pet or a mutated beast?
- A.
  
  Stick with the classics - I want something semi normal.
- B.
  
  The weirder the better!
- C.
  
  I need something horrifying and vicious.
4.

Your pet wants to sleep at the foot of your bed.
- A.
  
  Perfect!
- B.
  
  I want a big pet, so there's no room.
- C.
  
  Hell no, my pet will stink up the bed.
5.

Your pet is hungry! What can you feed it?
- A.
  
  Kibble and table scraps
- B.
  
  Garbage
- C.
  
  My enemies
- D.
  
  Veggies and grain
- E.
  
  Nothing. I don't want a pet I need to feed.
6.

Are you willing to risk your pet turning on you if you make it angry or forget to feed it?
- A.
  
  No!
- B.
  
  If I forget to feed my pet, it's my own fault if I get eaten.
7.

How high maintenance do you want your pet to be?
- A.
  
  I want it ignore it until I need it.
- B.
  
  Low maintenance
- C.
  
  I'll give my pet walks and attention, but grooming is out.
- D.
  
  I'm happy to groom my pet and give baths if required