Should You Be In A Garage Gym, Commercial Gym Or Crossfit Box
Let's find out once and for all where you belong. Should you be sweeping your own floors, with the roid monkeys or going to one of four scheduled crossfit classes. �
- 1.
How do you feel about mirrors in training??
- A.
They serve a purpose like staring at my muscles...I mean correcting my form.
- B.
You can put one in the bathroom...maybe.
- C.
Don't need one, don't want one and not necessary.
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- 2.
What sounds like a reasonable fee for training?
- A.
Fee....?
- B.
$130/mo
- C.
$30/mo
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- 3.
Which animal would you be?
- A.
Owl
- B.
Elephant
- C.
Lion
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- 4.
Finish this sentence. Vanity is...
- A.
For champions.
- B.
Not for me, but I can't help seeing results.
- C.
Let's talk about what you can do...then I'll finish that sentence.
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- 5.
When should you wear a weightlifting belt?
- A.
Maybe for 1-2 sets of strength work.
- B.
As much as is needed.
- C.
During really tough/heavy workouts.
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- 6.
The "Lunk Alarm" is...
- A.
A great idea!
- B.
Are you F-ing kidding me!
- C.
WTF!!!
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- 7.
What kind of gloves are ok for working out?
- A.
Black leather non-finger gloves!
- B.
Reebok CrossFit gloves are ok.
- C.
Are you kidding?......Seriously, are you kidding?
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- 8.
What clothing do you prefer during a workout?
- A.
I prefer shirtless or sports bra.
- B.
If it's hot enough I'll workout naked.
- C.
Moisture wicking anything!
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- 9.
What is your view of a new hair cut, muscle milk and HGH?
- A.
That's cute...
- B.
My motivation!!!
- C.
I could kill that guy.
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- 10.
On a date, if the conversation of fitness were to come up, I would...
- A.
Simply say, fitness is very important to me. How about you?
- B.
Tell you how awesome what I do is, and why you should do it too!
- C.
Tell you how much bigger my biceps have gotten.
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- 11.
The paleolithic diet is...
- A.
LAW!!
- B.
What are you talking about?
- C.
I'm down with cavemen.
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- 12.
How many shirtless pictures or muscle shots do you have on your facebook?
- A.
Zero
- B.
My profile picture!!
- C.
I see where you are going with this...Those aren't muscle shots, it is just me working out!
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- 13.
What sounds best after a workout?
- A.
Hot tub
- B.
BS-ing with others
- C.
Recovery
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- 14.
What is your favorite color?
- A.
Matte black
- B.
Flat black
- C.
Shiny black
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- 15.
People....
- A.
Get in my way and slow me down
- B.
Motivate me
- C.
Are fun to watch
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