Believing in the shwartz.
Having good luck.
Winning a coin flip.
Sticks of butter are overrated.
Only pigs eat bacon.
Liver doesn't taste good with onions.
Your body naturally produces all it needs.
They were confined to a luxurious resort.
There was evidence of captors trying to indoctrinate prisoners into the enemys way of thinking and believing.
5-course meals were provided for breakfast/lunch/dinner.
They were provided means of communication.
Infinite amounts of Monopoly money aren't included.
Bill Gates is not responsible for overdraft protection.
Warren Buffet isn't the bank's personal finance consultant.
If not properly maintained and checks are written on insufficient funds, checks can bounce resulting in overdraft charges.
Beliefs about what does or does not constitute a worthwhile goal.
$50 for an acre of oceanfront property in Colorado.
Investing with Bernie Madoff.
South Carolina Governor's view on faithfullness.
Air Force Reserve Command
Air Force Reserve Company
Air Force Reserve Corporation
Air Force Reserve Commonwealth
Eat And Feed is to win as many pie-eating contests as possible.
Earn And Finance is to mass more wealth then anyone in the world.
Elite Antelope Fighters is to defend all Antelopes from Cheetahs.
Expeditionary Aerospace Force is to organize, train, equip, deploy and sustain itself in the dynamic 21st century global security environment.
Your long lost cousin Billy-Bob will claim everything you owned.
Your estate will go into probate and will take a long time to resolve.
Your pet rock will feel abandoned and leave for the gravel pit.
Your "ex" you "married" in Las Vegas will magically reappear.
During the pursuit of Pancho Villa in Mexico in 1916, WWI, WWII, during the 50's, 60's against communist forces in North Vietnam.
During the pursuit of Napoleon Bonaparte through the Amazon rainforest and against communist forces in England.
During the pursuit of Osama bin Laden through the Sahara desert and against communist forces in South Africa.
During the pursuit of Adolf Hitler through the Himalayan mountains and against communist forces in Mexico.
One who is not only experienced and proficient in the AF specialty but knows, understands and adheres to the traditions of the profession of arms.
One who comes to work an hour late.
One who takes a smoke break once an hour.
One who always has to be reminded about routine duties.
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