Which Twilight Character Are You? "Have Fun With This Quiz"

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Ever wondered which Twilight Character YOU would be? Take this fun, easy, accurate quiz to discover your Twi-dentity!

You May Get

Jack Aztec

You have one sister who has always stolen your thunder. But you never let her shadow douse the light of your eternal intimate affection for your political views. You're also gayyyyyyy. You rock your black-person-imitating dreadlocks who like to blow in the Dairy Queen air conditioner. You're also GAYYYYYYY and dating your history teacher, Mr. Sexyy, while being married to Wilma at the same time.

Wesley Aztec

Ever since you were 2, you were jealous of the attention little Susie was getting from Josh. You couldn't help but shave Susie's head and glue her hair onto your own noggin. Josh sure was fooled and he was ALL yours. With your flower pot boob, you became a hard-core cross dresser for all of your days until one day when you exposed yourself to all of your closest friends inside a freezer.

Mildred Aztec

You love money and will do anything for it. You were once a billionaire who lost all your money in a gambling tournament. You are somewhat heartless but money makes it worth it!

Wilma Aztec

You were a gorgeous pageant queen. Now you have an obsession with mating opossums and a guy named Eric, who used to work at the movie theater, now lives on your back because you fell in love with him on your and Jack's wedding night. Jack was home alone watching anime on his phone. Your new hunchback lifestyle was inspired by The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the only movie you'll ever watch. Ever.

D.O. Aztec

You have an incredibly complicated family tree full of incest and inter-racial relations. You are Asian but you don't agree. You're also a male nude calendar model. #BeBrave.WorkHard.

Drew Aztec

Your Daddy was murdered in the Dairy Queen parking lot. You were abused. Not by your Dad, but by a stranger who didn't appreciate your Mako Mermaids fandom. That same stranger caused you to lose your eye in a battle of spoons. You then became seriously goth and depressed for a while. You work at Dairy Queen. Then you met you wife, Mildred, who you love dearly but she can't get over her money-thirst. Y'all live in a bush and eat smushed berry toe fungus soup from a shoe.

Caleb Aztec

You are very detail-oriented. So detail-oriented that you have thousands of diaries which consist of every single living detail of your horrible life. Your grandfather was eaten by cannibals as he sang you to sleep when you were 36 years old. Your foot was ripped off by a rabid wolf, the same cannibal who ate your grandfather ate your arm skin off, and your Mommy beats you with an EKG sometimes. Your hair is pink and you're a male nude calendar model photographer.

Branded Meat

Rough and aggressive, you're a stubby dwarf king with mermaid face tattoos and hairy legs. You get irritated with pretty much anyone as soon as you meet them. Honestly, not many of the human species appreciate your existence...

The Nolanater

You are a shy, timid boy with daddy issues who copies whatever your superiors say.

Mr. Sexyy

You are a conservative, Ronald Reagan-loving, Republican, white male history buff! You are also married to a woman who you are cheating on with one of your male high school students, Jack Aztec. You're also over halfway through your life...

Josh Aztec

You are a nose-picking addict, and a high school dropout who comes from a perfect family. You're a high school dropout only because you missed several months of school searching for $1700 with your besties, including your girlfriend, Wesley, who is secretly a cross-dresser. You don't know this fact yet though so SSSHHHHHH

Questions and Answers

1.

What would your reaction be if someone challenged you to a duel???????????
- A.
  
  Passive-aggressively decline
- B.
  
  Rough and aggressively spring into action
- C.
  
  Use your charm to lovingly defeat your opponent
- D.
  
  Just be your speedy, nerdy and ingeniously superb self
- E.
  
  Fight them with dirty cheat moves and WIN
2.

If someone told you they were a vampire, what would you do?
- A.
  
  Ponder it deeply... After all, one only knows their true identity after years of deep thought and reflection
- B.
  
  Dismiss them as being crazy and never believe what they say ever again
- C.
  
  If there's money involved, count me in!
- D.
  
  Forcefully take them to the school guidance counselor
- E.
  
  Ignore them. They're obviously on drugs
3.

What do you like to do in your spare time?
- A.
  
  Study history
- B.
  
  Fix motorcycles and old cars
- C.
  
  Play with your dog
- D.
  
  Run through the woods
- E.
  
  Learn Italian
4.

Are you a dog person or a vampire person?
- A.
  
  Ddoogg
- B.
  
  Vvaammppiirree
- C.
  
  Nneeiitthheerr
- D.
  
  Bbootthh
- E.
  
  Ccaatt
5.

What's your idea of a perfect date?
- A.
  
  Lying in a field of flowers
- B.
  
  Sitting around a campfire with your Indian friends
- C.
  
  Movie night with the fam
- D.
  
  Spaghetti
- E.
  
  Running super fast
6.

Which Twilight Character do you feel like you relate with most?
- A.
  
  Jared
- B.
  
  Jessica
- C.
  
  Esme
- D.
  
  Jasper
- E.
  
  Mike
7.

Close your eyes and imagine yourself in a white room. What do you see?
- A.
  
  A giant booger-y nose
- B.
  
  Your daddy and the girl of your dreams
- C.
  
  $1700 and your buff mommy
- D.
  
  A white room
- E.
  
  Mating opossums