What Should I Be Eating? Body "Constitution" Test
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Oh no! There is SO MUCH diet & nutrition information flying around the media - ads for diet programs, plans and pills. . . Each celebrity has her little secret for weight loss. This product helps with this, but that one conflicts with my medication which I need more of and. . . . Help! Diabetes seems to "run in my family"! Am I next? ? I want to lose weight. . WHAT SHOULD I EAT? If you want to answer one or all of these questions, find out what you should eat here! Take this quiz, filled with questions about YOUR SPECIFIC BODY to see what you can eat to maximize, health, weight-loss, nutrition and thus happiness!
- 1.What is attached to the end of your arms?
- A.
Paws with cute pads (not like Gaga)
- B.
Hands with five beautiful fingers! (like Gaga!)
- 2.How does your jaw work?
- A.
Up, down, side-to-side... it moves in all ways!
- B.
Only open close... I don't have much side-to-side action here,
- 3.What is at the tip of your upper extremities?
- A.
Ferocious claws--- sharp enough to kill!
- B.
Lovely nails, which I like to use to pick splinters or squeeze zits!
- 4.What is the shape of your teeth?
- A.
Sharp and pointy, like little knives in my mouth! I don't chew. I just RIP and SWALLOW.
- B.
Mostly flat and spade-shaped. Even my "canine tooth" is great for chewing!
- 5.If you're driving, walking, running or galloping by a freshly-killed (dead) animal on the side of the road, what is your reaction?
- A.
Ugh! Poor guy! That's gross. I'm walking the other way..
- B.
Mmmmm! I start drooling and desire overcomes me.. I must go have a taste!
- 6.Most of the time I stand.....
- A.
Upright!
- B.
On all fours!
- 7.How do you see color?
- A.
Ummm color? I can't tell the difference between red and green! Most things look a shade of grey to me.
- B.
In lovely rainbow-like fashion, of course! I can tell red from green from blue and know many crayon names in-between!
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