Which Employee Communications Employee Are You?
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- 1.What are you doing this weekend?
- A.
Going home!
- B.
Hanging out with friends
- C.
You'll find out on Monday what I did
- D.
Hoodrat shit with my hoodrat friends
- E.
Hanging out with my pets
- F.
Going out
- G.
Hiding inside
- H.
Binge sleeping
- 2.What time do you get to work?
- A.
7:30
- B.
A couple minutes early
- C.
Right on time
- D.
A couple minutes late
- E.
10 minutes late
- F.
15-30 mins late, sometimes not until the afternoon
- 3.What time do you leave work?
- A.
4 o'clock
- B.
I'd better stay until 5 today
- C.
I kind of want to leave at 3 lol
- D.
5, always 5.
- E.
4:30
- F.
Like 5-10 mins early
- 4.What are you doing for lunch today?
- A.
Going home
- B.
Eating a ham sandwich
- C.
Probs taco bar
- D.
I brought a salad
- E.
I have some pasta
- F.
I really shouldn't buy anything but I'm gonna
- 5.Where should we go for team lunch today?
- A.
Oh crap I forgot that was today.
- B.
I packed a lunch.
- C.
I have a meeting
- D.
I can't afford it lol
- E.
I'm not going if you guys aren't
- F.
Lol fuck that
- 6.How productive have you been at work today?
- A.
I've sent a couple emails
- B.
Done a lot, but not Dak work lol
- C.
Not
- D.
I've been working pretty steadily
- E.
If you peasants weren't IMing so much I could get more done
- F.
I had an interview/transcribed one, I'm about done
- 7.What app do you use most at work?
- A.
Snapchat
- B.
Teams
- C.
In my day, we just had Skype
- D.
Twitter
- E.
Outlook
- F.
Facebook
- G.
Instagram
- 8.Who is your least favorite person/group in the office?
- A.
Tamala
- B.
Payroll
- C.
Nancy
- D.
Danay
- E.
Carla
- F.
Carol
- G.
Jess
- H.
I don't really have a problem with anyone
- 9.Who is your favorite person in the office?
- A.
Justin
- B.
Allie
- C.
Carol
- D.
Carlotta
- E.
Mollie
- F.
Leah
- 10.What is your spirit animal?
- A.
Raven
- B.
Poodle
- C.
Golden retriever
- D.
Quokka
- E.
Tortoise
- F.
Panda
- 11.What are you having for breakfast?
- A.
Bacon and hashies
- B.
Nothing
- C.
Oatmeal
- D.
I ate before I got here
- E.
Biscuits and gravy
- F.
I, too, ate before arriving
- 12.What is your office trademark?
- A.
Typing really fucking loud or "with purpose"
- B.
Laughing at my own jokes
- C.
Breathy whispers of laughter
- D.
Taking snaps of other people
- E.
Doing anything but Dak work
- F.
Crying
- G.
Eating
- H.
Snacking on a dankaroo
- I.
Sitting wrapped up in a blanket
- J.
Making awkward eye contact
- K.
Reading the news
- L.
Kicking the person across from me
- M.
Taking and making personal calls
- N.
Playing solitaire
- 13.What is your most used word/phrase at work?
- A.
Lmao
- B.
You darn kids
- C.
GUYS
- D.
STORM THE CASTLE
- E.
HOIST THE COLORS
- F.
I'm trying to work!
- G.
Lol
- H.
Dank
- I.
What
- J.
???? what is happening
- 14.What are you doing after work?
- A.
Going to Walmart
- B.
I need to get groceries
- C.
Going home and having some wine
- D.
I have somewhere to be in an hour
- E.
Bike riding!
- F.
Netflix
- 15.What are you listening to while you work?
- A.
311
- B.
My discover weekly
- C.
The Les Miserables soundtrack
- D.
The Moana soundtrack
- E.
Christmas music
- F.
Country
- G.
A podcast
- H.
A new playlist I found on Spotify
- I.
My daily mix on Spotfiy
- J.
Some shit on YouTube
- K.
The sound of suffering in my heart while I remain shackled by corporate chains in this office
- 16.What time did you wake up this morning?
- A.
6:45
- B.
7:45 lol
- C.
7:15
- D.
7 am
- E.
6:30
- F.
Who knows
- 17.What are you best at?
- A.
Office pranks
- B.
Not paying attention to the group chat
- C.
GIFs and memes
- D.
Looking busy
- E.
Swerving convos with CA
- F.
Actually getting work done
- G.
Awkward eye contact with co-workers
- H.
Suppressing laughter
- 18.What would the best day of work look like for you?
- A.
Getting snowed in and not having to worry about going
- B.
Payroll being gone
- C.
Getting to have a fucking breakdown, flip tables, destroy everything, and walk out to never return
- D.
Pulling the violent intruder button, storming the castle, hoisting the colors — victory.
- E.
Taking a "sick day"
- F.
Getting to "work from home"
- G.
Getting to go somewhere off Dak campus
- 19.What are you wearing to work?
- A.
A polo, jeans, and tennis shoes
- B.
Heels and a cute skirt/dress outfit
- C.
Capris and a cute top, probably crocs
- D.
Finna be the classiest man on this floor in my button up shirt
- E.
Some days it is v nice, other days it is v not
- F.
Business casual
- 20.What would be the worst day of work for you?
- A.
Everyday
- B.
If my hard drive crashed
- C.
A bad interview
- D.
Having a prank pulled on me
- E.
Having any interviews scheduled
- F.
If I forgot snacks
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