Which Employee Communications employee are you?

1. What are you having for breakfast?

Bacon and hashies

Nothing

Oatmeal

I ate before I got here

Biscuits and gravy

I, too, ate before arriving

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2. What would be the worst day of work for you?

Everyday

If my hard drive crashed

A bad interview

Having a prank pulled on me

Having any interviews scheduled

If I forgot snacks

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3. What are you wearing to work?

A polo, jeans, and tennis shoes

Heels and a cute skirt/dress outfit

Capris and a cute top, probably crocs

Finna be the classiest man on this floor in my button up shirt

Some days it is v nice, other days it is v not

Business casual

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4. What would the best day of work look like for you?

Getting snowed in and not having to worry about going

Payroll being gone

Getting to have a fucking breakdown, flip tables, destroy everything, and walk out to never return

Pulling the violent intruder button, storming the castle, hoisting the colors — victory.

Taking a "sick day"

Getting to "work from home"

Getting to go somewhere off Dak campus

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5. What are you best at?

Office pranks

Not paying attention to the group chat

GIFs and memes

Looking busy

Swerving convos with CA

Actually getting work done

Awkward eye contact with co-workers

Suppressing laughter

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6. What time did you wake up this morning?

6:45

7:45 lol

7 am

6:30

7:15

Who knows

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7. What are you listening to while you work?

311

My discover weekly

The Les Miserables soundtrack

The Moana soundtrack

Christmas music

Country

A podcast

A new playlist I found on Spotify

My daily mix on Spotfiy

Some shit on YouTube

The sound of suffering in my heart while I remain shackled by corporate chains in this office

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8. What are you doing after work?

Going to Walmart

I need to get groceries

Going home and having some wine

I have somewhere to be in an hour

Bike riding!

Netflix

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9. What is your most used word/phrase at work?

Lmao

You darn kids

GUYS

STORM THE CASTLE

HOIST THE COLORS

I'm trying to work!

Lol

Dank

What

???? what is happening

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10. What is your office trademark?

Typing really fucking loud or "with purpose"

Laughing at my own jokes

Breathy whispers of laughter

Taking snaps of other people

Doing anything but Dak work

Crying

Eating

Snacking on a dankaroo

Sitting wrapped up in a blanket

Making awkward eye contact

Reading the news

Kicking the person across from me

Taking and making personal calls

Playing solitaire

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11. What are you doing this weekend?

Going home!

Hanging out with friends

You'll find out on Monday what I did

Hoodrat shit with my hoodrat friends

Hanging out with my pets

Going out

Hiding inside

Binge sleeping

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12. What is your spirit animal?

Raven

Poodle

Golden retriever

Quokka

Tortoise

Panda

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13. Who is your favorite person in the office?

Justin

Allie

Carol

Carlotta

Mollie

Leah

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14. Who is your least favorite person/group in the office?

Tamala

Payroll

Nancy

Danay

Carla

Carol

Jess

I don't really have a problem with anyone

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15. What app do you use most at work?

Snapchat

Teams

In my day, we just had Skype

Twitter

Outlook

Facebook

Instagram

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16. How productive have you been at work today?

Done a lot, but not Dak work lol

Not

I've been working pretty steadily

If you peasants weren't IMing so much I could get more done

I've sent a couple emails

I had an interview/transcribed one, I'm about done

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17. Where should we go for team lunch today?

Oh crap I forgot that was today.

I packed a lunch.

I have a meeting

I can't afford it lol

I'm not going if you guys aren't

Lol fuck that

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18. What are you doing for lunch today?

Going home

Eating a ham sandwich

Probs taco bar

I brought a salad

I have some pasta

I really shouldn't buy anything but I'm gonna

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19. What time do you leave work?

4 o'clock

I'd better stay until 5 today

I kind of want to leave at 3 lol

5, always 5.

4:30

Like 5-10 mins early

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20. What time do you get to work?

7:30

A couple minutes early

Right on time

A couple minutes late

10 minutes late

15-30 mins late, sometimes not until the afternoon

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Which Employee Communications Employee Are You?

1. What are you having for breakfast?

2. What would be the worst day of work for you?

3. What are you wearing to work?

4. What would the best day of work look like for you?

5. What are you best at?

6. What time did you wake up this morning?

7. What are you listening to while you work?

8. What are you doing after work?

9. What is your most used word/phrase at work?

10. What is your office trademark?

11. What are you doing this weekend?

12. What is your spirit animal?

13. Who is your favorite person in the office?

14. Who is your least favorite person/group in the office?

15. What app do you use most at work?

16. How productive have you been at work today?

17. Where should we go for team lunch today?

18. What are you doing for lunch today?

19. What time do you leave work?

20. What time do you get to work?