Which Employee Communications Employee Are You?

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Employee Quizzes & Trivia

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What are you doing this weekend?
    • A. 

      Going home!

    • B. 

      Hanging out with friends

    • C. 

      You'll find out on Monday what I did

    • D. 

      Hoodrat shit with my hoodrat friends

    • E. 

      Hanging out with my pets

    • F. 

      Going out

    • G. 

      Hiding inside

    • H. 

      Binge sleeping

  • 2. 
    What time do you get to work?
    • A. 

      7:30

    • B. 

      A couple minutes early

    • C. 

      Right on time

    • D. 

      A couple minutes late

    • E. 

      10 minutes late

    • F. 

      15-30 mins late, sometimes not until the afternoon

  • 3. 
    What time do you leave work?
    • A. 

      4 o'clock

    • B. 

      I'd better stay until 5 today

    • C. 

      I kind of want to leave at 3 lol

    • D. 

      5, always 5.

    • E. 

      4:30

    • F. 

      Like 5-10 mins early

  • 4. 
    What are you doing for lunch today?
    • A. 

      Going home

    • B. 

      Eating a ham sandwich

    • C. 

      Probs taco bar

    • D. 

      I brought a salad

    • E. 

      I have some pasta

    • F. 

      I really shouldn't buy anything but I'm gonna

  • 5. 
    Where should we go for team lunch today?
    • A. 

      Oh crap I forgot that was today.

    • B. 

      I packed a lunch.

    • C. 

      I have a meeting

    • D. 

      I can't afford it lol

    • E. 

      I'm not going if you guys aren't

    • F. 

      Lol fuck that

  • 6. 
    How productive have you been at work today?
    • A. 

      I've sent a couple emails

    • B. 

      Done a lot, but not Dak work lol

    • C. 

      Not

    • D. 

      I've been working pretty steadily

    • E. 

      If you peasants weren't IMing so much I could get more done

    • F. 

      I had an interview/transcribed one, I'm about done

  • 7. 
    What app do you use most at work?
    • A. 

      Snapchat

    • B. 

      Teams

    • C. 

      In my day, we just had Skype

    • D. 

      Twitter

    • E. 

      Outlook

    • F. 

      Facebook

    • G. 

      Instagram

  • 8. 
    Who is your least favorite person/group in the office?
    • A. 

      Tamala

    • B. 

      Payroll

    • C. 

      Nancy

    • D. 

      Danay

    • E. 

      Carla

    • F. 

      Carol

    • G. 

      Jess

    • H. 

      I don't really have a problem with anyone

  • 9. 
    Who is your favorite person in the office?
    • A. 

      Justin

    • B. 

      Allie

    • C. 

      Carol

    • D. 

      Carlotta

    • E. 

      Mollie

    • F. 

      Leah

  • 10. 
    What is your spirit animal?
    • A. 

      Raven

    • B. 

      Poodle

    • C. 

      Golden retriever

    • D. 

      Quokka

    • E. 

      Tortoise

    • F. 

      Panda

  • 11. 
    What are you having for breakfast?
    • A. 

      Bacon and hashies

    • B. 

      Nothing

    • C. 

      Oatmeal

    • D. 

      I ate before I got here

    • E. 

      Biscuits and gravy

    • F. 

      I, too, ate before arriving

  • 12. 
    What is your office trademark?
    • A. 

      Typing really fucking loud or "with purpose"

    • B. 

      Laughing at my own jokes

    • C. 

      Breathy whispers of laughter

    • D. 

      Taking snaps of other people

    • E. 

      Doing anything but Dak work

    • F. 

      Crying

    • G. 

      Eating

    • H. 

      Snacking on a dankaroo

    • I. 

      Sitting wrapped up in a blanket

    • J. 

      Making awkward eye contact

    • K. 

      Reading the news

    • L. 

      Kicking the person across from me

    • M. 

      Taking and making personal calls

    • N. 

      Playing solitaire

  • 13. 
    What is your most used word/phrase at work?
    • A. 

      Lmao

    • B. 

      You darn kids

    • C. 

      GUYS

    • D. 

      STORM THE CASTLE

    • E. 

      HOIST THE COLORS

    • F. 

      I'm trying to work!

    • G. 

      Lol

    • H. 

      Dank

    • I. 

      What

    • J. 

      ???? what is happening

  • 14. 
    What are you doing after work?
    • A. 

      Going to Walmart

    • B. 

      I need to get groceries

    • C. 

      Going home and having some wine

    • D. 

      I have somewhere to be in an hour

    • E. 

      Bike riding!

    • F. 

      Netflix

  • 15. 
    What are you listening to while you work?
    • A. 

      311

    • B. 

      My discover weekly

    • C. 

      The Les Miserables soundtrack

    • D. 

      The Moana soundtrack

    • E. 

      Christmas music

    • F. 

      Country

    • G. 

      A podcast

    • H. 

      A new playlist I found on Spotify

    • I. 

      My daily mix on Spotfiy

    • J. 

      Some shit on YouTube

    • K. 

      The sound of suffering in my heart while I remain shackled by corporate chains in this office

  • 16. 
    What time did you wake up this morning?
    • A. 

      6:45

    • B. 

      7:45 lol

    • C. 

      7:15

    • D. 

      7 am

    • E. 

      6:30

    • F. 

      Who knows

  • 17. 
    What are you best at?
    • A. 

      Office pranks

    • B. 

      Not paying attention to the group chat

    • C. 

      GIFs and memes

    • D. 

      Looking busy

    • E. 

      Swerving convos with CA

    • F. 

      Actually getting work done

    • G. 

      Awkward eye contact with co-workers

    • H. 

      Suppressing laughter

  • 18. 
    What would the best day of work look like for you?
    • A. 

      Getting snowed in and not having to worry about going

    • B. 

      Payroll being gone

    • C. 

      Getting to have a fucking breakdown, flip tables, destroy everything, and walk out to never return

    • D. 

      Pulling the violent intruder button, storming the castle, hoisting the colors — victory.

    • E. 

      Taking a "sick day"

    • F. 

      Getting to "work from home"

    • G. 

      Getting to go somewhere off Dak campus

  • 19. 
    What are you wearing to work?
    • A. 

      A polo, jeans, and tennis shoes

    • B. 

      Heels and a cute skirt/dress outfit

    • C. 

      Capris and a cute top, probably crocs

    • D. 

      Finna be the classiest man on this floor in my button up shirt

    • E. 

      Some days it is v nice, other days it is v not

    • F. 

      Business casual

  • 20. 
    What would be the worst day of work for you?
    • A. 

      Everyday

    • B. 

      If my hard drive crashed

    • C. 

      A bad interview

    • D. 

      Having a prank pulled on me

    • E. 

      Having any interviews scheduled

    • F. 

      If I forgot snacks

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