Which Employee Communications Employee Are You?

20 Questions | By Eadewaard | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 103

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Jacy

You are one of the strongest, smartest women around. You're obsessed with animals and music, especially 311. You're pretty frickin goofy and nobody laughs harder your jokes than you. You're fiercely loyal and so much fun and you know what's up when it comes to wine and having a good time.

Eli

Literally no human on earth loves Christmas more than you. You're the king of GIFs and memes and pretty good at office pranks. You don't take them very well cause you're so stoic, but that's pretty endearing. You're kind of a cranky old man, but you are a very loyal, dependable friend and you can always make us laugh. You're the OG work dad and life wouldn't be the same without you.

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Questions and Answers

1.

What are you doing this weekend?
- A.
  
  Going home!
- B.
  
  Hanging out with friends
- C.
  
  You'll find out on Monday what I did
- D.
  
  Hoodrat shit with my hoodrat friends
- E.
  
  Hanging out with my pets
- F.
  
  Going out
- G.
  
  Hiding inside
- H.
  
  Binge sleeping
2.

What time do you get to work?
- A.
  
  7:30
- B.
  
  A couple minutes early
- C.
  
  Right on time
- D.
  
  A couple minutes late
- E.
  
  10 minutes late
- F.
  
  15-30 mins late, sometimes not until the afternoon
3.

What time do you leave work?
- A.
  
  4 o'clock
- B.
  
  I'd better stay until 5 today
- C.
  
  I kind of want to leave at 3 lol
- D.
  
  5, always 5.
- E.
  
  4:30
- F.
  
  Like 5-10 mins early
4.

What are you doing for lunch today?
- A.
  
  Going home
- B.
  
  Eating a ham sandwich
- C.
  
  Probs taco bar
- D.
  
  I brought a salad
- E.
  
  I have some pasta
- F.
  
  I really shouldn't buy anything but I'm gonna
5.

Where should we go for team lunch today?
- A.
  
  Oh crap I forgot that was today.
- B.
  
  I packed a lunch.
- C.
  
  I have a meeting
- D.
  
  I can't afford it lol
- E.
  
  I'm not going if you guys aren't
- F.
  
  Lol fuck that
6.

How productive have you been at work today?
- A.
  
  I've sent a couple emails
- B.
  
  Done a lot, but not Dak work lol
- C.
  
  Not
- D.
  
  I've been working pretty steadily
- E.
  
  If you peasants weren't IMing so much I could get more done
- F.
  
  I had an interview/transcribed one, I'm about done
7.

What app do you use most at work?
- A.
  
  Snapchat
- B.
  
  Teams
- C.
  
  In my day, we just had Skype
- D.
  
  Twitter
- E.
  
  Outlook
- F.
  
  Facebook
- G.
  
  Instagram
8.

Who is your least favorite person/group in the office?
- A.
  
  Tamala
- B.
  
  Payroll
- C.
  
  Nancy
- D.
  
  Danay
- E.
  
  Carla
- F.
  
  Carol
- G.
  
  Jess
- H.
  
  I don't really have a problem with anyone
9.

Who is your favorite person in the office?
- A.
  
  Justin
- B.
  
  Allie
- C.
  
  Carol
- D.
  
  Carlotta
- E.
  
  Mollie
- F.
  
  Leah
10.

What is your spirit animal?
- A.
  
  Raven
- B.
  
  Poodle
- C.
  
  Golden retriever
- D.
  
  Quokka
- E.
  
  Tortoise
- F.
  
  Panda
11.

What are you having for breakfast?
- A.
  
  Bacon and hashies
- B.
  
  Nothing
- C.
  
  Oatmeal
- D.
  
  I ate before I got here
- E.
  
  Biscuits and gravy
- F.
  
  I, too, ate before arriving
12.

What is your office trademark?
- A.
  
  Typing really fucking loud or "with purpose"
- B.
  
  Laughing at my own jokes
- C.
  
  Breathy whispers of laughter
- D.
  
  Taking snaps of other people
- E.
  
  Doing anything but Dak work
- F.
  
  Crying
- G.
  
  Eating
- H.
  
  Snacking on a dankaroo
- I.
  
  Sitting wrapped up in a blanket
- J.
  
  Making awkward eye contact
- K.
  
  Reading the news
- L.
  
  Kicking the person across from me
- M.
  
  Taking and making personal calls
- N.
  
  Playing solitaire
13.

What is your most used word/phrase at work?
- A.
  
  Lmao
- B.
  
  You darn kids
- C.
  
  GUYS
- D.
  
  STORM THE CASTLE
- E.
  
  HOIST THE COLORS
- F.
  
  I'm trying to work!
- G.
  
  Lol
- H.
  
  Dank
- I.
  
  What
- J.
  
  ???? what is happening
14.

What are you doing after work?
- A.
  
  Going to Walmart
- B.
  
  I need to get groceries
- C.
  
  Going home and having some wine
- D.
  
  I have somewhere to be in an hour
- E.
  
  Bike riding!
- F.
  
  Netflix
15.

What are you listening to while you work?
- A.
  
  311
- B.
  
  My discover weekly
- C.
  
  The Les Miserables soundtrack
- D.
  
  The Moana soundtrack
- E.
  
  Christmas music
- F.
  
  Country
- G.
  
  A podcast
- H.
  
  A new playlist I found on Spotify
- I.
  
  My daily mix on Spotfiy
- J.
  
  Some shit on YouTube
- K.
  
  The sound of suffering in my heart while I remain shackled by corporate chains in this office
16.

What time did you wake up this morning?
- A.
  
  6:45
- B.
  
  7:45 lol
- C.
  
  7:15
- D.
  
  7 am
- E.
  
  6:30
- F.
  
  Who knows
17.

What are you best at?
- A.
  
  Office pranks
- B.
  
  Not paying attention to the group chat
- C.
  
  GIFs and memes
- D.
  
  Looking busy
- E.
  
  Swerving convos with CA
- F.
  
  Actually getting work done
- G.
  
  Awkward eye contact with co-workers
- H.
  
  Suppressing laughter
18.

What would the best day of work look like for you?
- A.
  
  Getting snowed in and not having to worry about going
- B.
  
  Payroll being gone
- C.
  
  Getting to have a fucking breakdown, flip tables, destroy everything, and walk out to never return
- D.
  
  Pulling the violent intruder button, storming the castle, hoisting the colors — victory.
- E.
  
  Taking a "sick day"
- F.
  
  Getting to "work from home"
- G.
  
  Getting to go somewhere off Dak campus
19.

What are you wearing to work?
- A.
  
  A polo, jeans, and tennis shoes
- B.
  
  Heels and a cute skirt/dress outfit
- C.
  
  Capris and a cute top, probably crocs
- D.
  
  Finna be the classiest man on this floor in my button up shirt
- E.
  
  Some days it is v nice, other days it is v not
- F.
  
  Business casual
20.

What would be the worst day of work for you?
- A.
  
  Everyday
- B.
  
  If my hard drive crashed
- C.
  
  A bad interview
- D.
  
  Having a prank pulled on me
- E.
  
  Having any interviews scheduled
- F.
  
  If I forgot snacks