Whos Your Spirit President?
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Everyone has one. Let me help you find it.
- 1.If you had a DOG™ what would you name it?
- A.
Buster
- B.
Busted
- C.
Blustr
- D.
Blur
- E.
B
- 2.How are you feeling
- A.
Strong
- B.
Like a mans man
- C.
Okay
- D.
Sweaty
- E.
Let's dance!
- 3.Youre stuck physically and mentally between the jaws of reality and your unrequited dreams. ??where do you go
- A.
Home
- B.
To the person i kiss a lot
- C.
I fucking implode into myself
- D.
A nice warm place that ISNT florida
- E.
Florida
- 4.Its dark and youre lost in a bad neighborhood what do you do?
- A.
Scream and run around
- B.
Im here because times are tough. i became a stripper to blend into the streets. dont blow my cover bitch
- C.
Grab out something sharp
- D.
Cry
- E.
Pee
- 5.?what do you do? someone comes up to you and they "hey! YOU™ give me my money"
- A.
Punch them in the throat
- B.
"hey its my money and i need it now!!!!!"
- C.
Reason with them
- D.
Crack a joke
- E.
Fall over and go stiff
- 6.Favorite sea creatures??? (pick all that apply)
- A.
Fish
- B.
Crab
- C.
Titanic
- D.
Seagull
- E.
Coral
- F.
Nemo
- G.
A washed up DVD of CARS 2™
- H.
Diluted lean (the purple stuff)
- I.
Turtle
- J.
Starfish
- 7.Are you sleepy
- A.
Yeah
- B.
Nu uh
- 8.HOW OLD ARE YOU
- A.
16 years old
- B.
17 years old
- C.
E T E R N A L
- 9.Its bedtime!
- A.
I am a adult. you have no control over me. you oppress me.
- B.
Grrrrr
- C.
Okay i guess
- D.
But im not tired!
- E.
Zzz
- 10.Its paula dean
- A.
Oh shit
- B.
Is she still racist
- C.
Hey
- D.
I dont think 2 cups of lard is appropriate for an appetizer
- E.
Haha cool
- 11.What plant
- A.
Japanese peace lily
- B.
Rosemary
- C.
Cactus
- D.
Moss
- E.
The rare and endangered lycaste orchid
- 12.Oh no!!!!! your dad is being yelly tonight >:(
- A.
Stop it dad
- B.
Thats not my dad who the fuck is this
- C.
Throw yourself at him
- D.
Father
- E.
Explain to him how his presence has disrupted the family dynamic for far too long
- 13.Favorite color(s)?
- A.
Blue
- B.
Dark aqua
- C.
Sky blue
- D.
Aquamarine
- E.
Teal
- F.
Midnight blue
- G.
Turquoise
- H.
Light teal
- I.
Dark teal
- J.
True blue
- 14.Your friend is being a fucking dick how do you handle them
- A.
Sorry i dont have any friends
- B.
Take them out to someplace nice
- C.
Take them out
- D.
Take it out
- E.
Kiss them on the mouth
- 15.Should there be another transformer movie
- A.
No
- B.
Sure
- 16.Whos your favorite person???
- A.
Me
- B.
Dad
- C.
Grandpa
- D.
My friend
- E.
My dog
- 17.Sorry you have to change your name. please pick one.
- A.
Dick chaney
- B.
Dick
- C.
Windows vista
- D.
Bigboy
- E.
Oops
- 18.What is your fetish
- A.
Nah
- B.
Girls
- C.
Boys
- D.
Feet
- E.
Stanley kubrick
- 19.What do you do on weekends?
- A.
Jerk my jiggle stick till i goo
- B.
Stay at home
- C.
Watch funny videos
- D.
Do something illegal
- E.
Laugh
- 20.??how do you like your women???
- A.
Hot
- B.
Sticky
- C.
Asian
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