Whos Your Spirit President?

20 Questions | By Fitti.mitsui | Last updated: Jan 17, 2017 | Total Attempts: 205

Everyone has one. Let me help you find it.

Questions and Answers

1.

If you had a DOG™ what would you name it?
- A.
  
  Buster
- B.
  
  Busted
- C.
  
  Blustr
- D.
  
  Blur
- E.
  
  B
2.

How are you feeling
- A.
  
  Strong
- B.
  
  Like a mans man
- C.
  
  Okay
- D.
  
  Sweaty
- E.
  
  Let's dance!
3.

Youre stuck physically and mentally between the jaws of reality and your unrequited dreams. ??where do you go
- A.
  
  Home
- B.
  
  To the person i kiss a lot
- C.
  
  I fucking implode into myself
- D.
  
  A nice warm place that ISNT florida
- E.
  
  Florida
4.

Its dark and youre lost in a bad neighborhood what do you do?
- A.
  
  Scream and run around
- B.
  
  Im here because times are tough. i became a stripper to blend into the streets. dont blow my cover bitch
- C.
  
  Grab out something sharp
- D.
  
  Cry
- E.
  
  Pee
5.

?what do you do? someone comes up to you and they "hey! YOU™ give me my money"
- A.
  
  Punch them in the throat
- B.
  
  "hey its my money and i need it now!!!!!"
- C.
  
  Reason with them
- D.
  
  Crack a joke
- E.
  
  Fall over and go stiff
6.

Favorite sea creatures??? (pick all that apply)
- A.
  
  Fish
- B.
  
  Crab
- C.
  
  Titanic
- D.
  
  Seagull
- E.
  
  Coral
- F.
  
  Nemo
- G.
  
  A washed up DVD of CARS 2™
- H.
  
  Diluted lean (the purple stuff)
- I.
  
  Turtle
- J.
  
  Starfish
7.

Are you sleepy
- A.
  
  Yeah
- B.
  
  Nu uh
8.

HOW OLD ARE YOU
- A.
  
  16 years old
- B.
  
  17 years old
- C.
  
  E T E R N A L
9.

Its bedtime!
- A.
  
  I am a adult. you have no control over me. you oppress me.
- B.
  
  Grrrrr
- C.
  
  Okay i guess
- D.
  
  But im not tired!
- E.
  
  Zzz
10.

Its paula dean
- A.
  
  Oh shit
- B.
  
  Is she still racist
- C.
  
  Hey
- D.
  
  I dont think 2 cups of lard is appropriate for an appetizer
- E.
  
  Haha cool
11.

What plant
- A.
  
  Japanese peace lily
- B.
  
  Rosemary
- C.
  
  Cactus
- D.
  
  Moss
- E.
  
  The rare and endangered lycaste orchid
12.

Oh no!!!!! your dad is being yelly tonight >:(
- A.
  
  Stop it dad
- B.
  
  Thats not my dad who the fuck is this
- C.
  
  Throw yourself at him
- D.
  
  Father
- E.
  
  Explain to him how his presence has disrupted the family dynamic for far too long
13.

Favorite color(s)?
- A.
  
  Blue
- B.
  
  Dark aqua
- C.
  
  Sky blue
- D.
  
  Aquamarine
- E.
  
  Teal
- F.
  
  Midnight blue
- G.
  
  Turquoise
- H.
  
  Light teal
- I.
  
  Dark teal
- J.
  
  True blue
14.

Your friend is being a fucking dick how do you handle them
- A.
  
  Sorry i dont have any friends
- B.
  
  Take them out to someplace nice
- C.
  
  Take them out
- D.
  
  Take it out
- E.
  
  Kiss them on the mouth
15.

Should there be another transformer movie
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Sure
16.

Whos your favorite person???
- A.
  
  Me
- B.
  
  Dad
- C.
  
  Grandpa
- D.
  
  My friend
- E.
  
  My dog
17.

Sorry you have to change your name. please pick one.
- A.
  
  Dick chaney
- B.
  
  Dick
- C.
  
  Windows vista
- D.
  
  Bigboy
- E.
  
  Oops
18.

What is your fetish
- A.
  
  Nah
- B.
  
  Girls
- C.
  
  Boys
- D.
  
  Feet
- E.
  
  Stanley kubrick
19.

What do you do on weekends?
- A.
  
  Jerk my jiggle stick till i goo
- B.
  
  Stay at home
- C.
  
  Watch funny videos
- D.
  
  Do something illegal
- E.
  
  Laugh
20.

??how do you like your women???
- A.
  
  Hot
- B.
  
  Sticky
- C.
  
  Asian