Whos Your Spirit President?

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  • 1. 
    If you had a DOG™ what would you name it?
    • A. 

      Buster

    • B. 

      Busted

    • C. 

      Blustr

    • D. 

      Blur

    • E. 

      B

  • 2. 
    How are you feeling
    • A. 

      Strong

    • B. 

      Like a mans man

    • C. 

      Okay

    • D. 

      Sweaty

    • E. 

      Let's dance!

  • 3. 
    Youre stuck physically and mentally between the jaws of reality and your unrequited dreams. ??where do you go
    • A. 

      Home

    • B. 

      To the person i kiss a lot

    • C. 

      I fucking implode into myself

    • D. 

      A nice warm place that ISNT florida

    • E. 

      Florida

  • 4. 
    Its dark and youre lost in a bad neighborhood what do you do?
    • A. 

      Scream and run around

    • B. 

      Im here because times are tough. i became a stripper to blend into the streets. dont blow my cover bitch

    • C. 

      Grab out something sharp

    • D. 

      Cry

    • E. 

      Pee

  • 5. 
    ?what do you do? someone comes up to you and they "hey! YOU™ give me my money"  
    • A. 

      Punch them in the throat

    • B. 

      "hey its my money and i need it now!!!!!"

    • C. 

      Reason with them

    • D. 

      Crack a joke

    • E. 

      Fall over and go stiff

  • 6. 
    Favorite sea creatures??? (pick all that apply)
    • A. 

      Fish

    • B. 

      Crab

    • C. 

      Titanic

    • D. 

      Seagull

    • E. 

      Coral

    • F. 

      Nemo

    • G. 

      A washed up DVD of CARS 2™

    • H. 

      Diluted lean (the purple stuff)

    • I. 

      Turtle

    • J. 

      Starfish

  • 7. 
    Are you sleepy
    • A. 

      Yeah

    • B. 

      Nu uh

  • 8. 
    HOW OLD ARE YOU
    • A. 

      16 years old

    • B. 

      17 years old

    • C. 

      E T E R N A L

  • 9. 
    Its bedtime! 
    • A. 

      I am a adult. you have no control over me. you oppress me.

    • B. 

      Grrrrr

    • C. 

      Okay i guess

    • D. 

      But im not tired!

    • E. 

      Zzz

  • 10. 
    Its paula dean 
    • A. 

      Oh shit

    • B. 

      Is she still racist

    • C. 

      Hey

    • D. 

      I dont think 2 cups of lard is appropriate for an appetizer

    • E. 

      Haha cool

  • 11. 
    What plant 
    • A. 

      Japanese peace lily

    • B. 

      Rosemary

    • C. 

      Cactus

    • D. 

      Moss

    • E. 

      The rare and endangered lycaste orchid

  • 12. 
    Oh no!!!!! your dad is being yelly tonight >:( 
    • A. 

      Stop it dad

    • B. 

      Thats not my dad who the fuck is this

    • C. 

      Throw yourself at him

    • D. 

      Father

    • E. 

      Explain to him how his presence has disrupted the family dynamic for far too long

  • 13. 
    Favorite color(s)?
    • A. 

      Blue

    • B. 

      Dark aqua

    • C. 

      Sky blue

    • D. 

      Aquamarine

    • E. 

      Teal

    • F. 

      Midnight blue

    • G. 

      Turquoise

    • H. 

      Light teal

    • I. 

      Dark teal

    • J. 

      True blue

  • 14. 
    Your friend is being a fucking  dick how do you handle them
    • A. 

      Sorry i dont have any friends

    • B. 

      Take them out to someplace nice

    • C. 

      Take them out

    • D. 

      Take it out

    • E. 

      Kiss them on the mouth

  • 15. 
    Should there be another transformer movie 
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Sure

  • 16. 
    Whos your favorite person???
    • A. 

      Me

    • B. 

      Dad

    • C. 

      Grandpa

    • D. 

      My friend

    • E. 

      My dog

  • 17. 
    Sorry you have to change your name. please  pick one. 
    • A. 

      Dick chaney

    • B. 

      Dick

    • C. 

      Windows vista

    • D. 

      Bigboy

    • E. 

      Oops

  • 18. 
    What is your fetish 
    • A. 

      Nah

    • B. 

      Girls

    • C. 

      Boys

    • D. 

      Feet

    • E. 

      Stanley kubrick

  • 19. 
    What do you do on weekends? 
    • A. 

      Jerk my jiggle stick till i goo

    • B. 

      Stay at home

    • C. 

      Watch funny videos

    • D. 

      Do something illegal

    • E. 

      Laugh

  • 20. 
    ??how do you like your women???
    • A. 

      Hot

    • B. 

      Sticky

    • C. 

      Asian