Get a room!. don't you spread your germs on me!
Bless you and all your family!!. do you need a tissue?... you poor thing...
Miley Cyrus. sticking out your tongue at everybody.
Tom cruse. when really excited, you might jump on other people's couch.
Queen of England .
Likely to swallow up everything around you- your mouth is opened so wide, it scares kids!
Sometimes i remember to put a hand over my open mouth.
I go to the bathroom for those kind of things, its embarrassing to do in public!
Go to a front seat. head high. so what if they see me for a moment and not brad Pitt? i am no less pretty than him!
Try to be quick, but still not compromising on a good seat.
Seat at the very back, apologizing to all during credits, offering to buy all tickets for another movie,to make up for the inconvenience i caused them.
Shout : how dare you!!. its not me, its the passenger next to me! (while shouting,you discretely get read of the lighter and the cigarets)
Apologize. with big words. begging for forgiveness .(so the trip will not end at the local police station)
Apologize. you never smoked in your life,but maybe now, because of all the stress of 'am i taking too much space from the passenger that seats next to me', you didn't realize you started to smoke?....
Are the same as they were when you were 5, only now you can hit really badly...
Can be better. but she is old school- opening doors to ladies atc. the world is not Victorian any more!
Were spotless from the very beginning. you said 'hello' when you got out from the womb,and thanked the midwife for 'delivering you safely'
Are not going to send him 'speedy recovery' to hospital. instead, you put some ice on that soaring fist.
I petty him, must be in some terrible emergency,to cut the line like that. i will ask him if he needs help. should he say bad word back, i will know for sure- its the stress of the emergency he's in!
Will complain 'i was here before',accompanied with an angry look on your face.
I ask her to smile. its gonna be a great instagram pic!. not gonna tell her what going on, just ask her to say 'cheese and spinach'
Tell her quietly she has something in her teeth
Put discretely some in mine, suggest we go to the bathroom for a moment, hoping she will see it in the mirror, so not to be embarrassed by me saying it, and feeling ok about it- as im also have some in my teeth...
I couldn't guess its you, you have put so much weight, you look totally different!
Oops, im out of focus today, sorry...
Wow you look so good!. did you have a make over?... you are doing modeling now, right?...
Mimic him every time that i, him, and at least another guy are meeting.
Try to act as if i don't notice his accent, but might mimic him when he is not around to hear it...
Talk to him about the all wonderful Russian things, and say i so want to learn to speak Russian one day!.