"C'mon, don't pretend, you %d%^t!!!" And throw a ____ at them.
Lift them up and rub it.
OMG, how did Sam fall?
Dear _______, May I be your dear Valentine? I know that ____(Your name) likes you, you may be hers too. Love Sam (Me: LOL. Romantic)
Dear ____ Can I be your Valentine? Sammy (What the name is that?)
Dear ____, Please be mine, and don't be that stupid _____(Your name)'s. I am better than her! Love Sam
"Oh, just a bit??? Okay half! Deal!"
"What the, you want MY food, and you want HALF!? NEVER!"
"Sorry, Teacher says no sharing food, how about Saturday? We can bake cookies!"
"YEP! Hey, you have THAT!? OMG, that is my FAVOURITE!!!!!!"
"Shhh, keep it a secret!"
"WHADDA HECK!!! YOU ARE SOOO MEAN!!! *Cries* YOU ARE A HECK!!!" Man, that's bad!
SCREAMS "What is wrong!?!?!?!?!? You need help? Teacher mean to you? If Teacher is mean to you, she's gonna get murdered!"
"Good for you..."
"Crap, what IS wrong?"