How Much Do You Know About Kittens?
A small (yet slightly--possibly maybe--difficult quiz) for a ferret to learn all things a kitten wants a ferret to know about kitten lives.
- 1.
What was kitten's favorite animal when she was younger (ie: it was all over her room)
- A.
Giraffe
- B.
Seal
- C.
Cow
- D.
Duck
- E.
Dog
Correct Answer
C. CowExplanation
This is where the big cow blanket was from. I had cow patterns all over my room when I was...about 11. Giraffes aren't my favorite, although I liked them a lot at some point and thought I should get one on my body forever (kittens are irrational)Rate this question:
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- 2.
What is kitten's favorite ice cream flavor (other than Ben and Jerry's and is the typical default for all flavors)?
- A.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- B.
Vanilla and Chocolate
- C.
Rocky Road
- D.
Mint Chocolate chip
Correct Answer
A. Chocolate Chip Cookie DoughExplanation
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is ALWAYS good!Rate this question:
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- 3.
How many houses as kitten lived in (had a room in) in her life? Thinking about divorces and re-marriages might help here ;)
- A.
2
- B.
5
- C.
4
- D.
3
- E.
6
Correct Answer
B. 5Explanation
I was born in my dad's old house (1), then when mom and dad got divorced we moved to another house (2), then mom and i moved to houston when i was 9 (3), then mom and bill got married and we moved into our willow st. house (4--the one you've been too), and finally dad moved into another house in kingwood (5--the one you've been to).Rate this question:
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- 4.
What was the first concern kitten ever went to?
- A.
Sum 41
- B.
Blink 182 and Green Day--Pop Disaster tour
- C.
Linkin Park
- D.
Backstreet Boys
- E.
N'Sync
Correct Answer
D. Backstreet BoysExplanation
BSB was the first band I ever saw live. It was for my 9th birthday from my Dad and Rene. Russell had to come with us, and he hated it, while I stood up and screamed the whole time.
Willow was the opening act :)Rate this question:
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- 5.
What are kittens usually thinking about (Check the 2 that apply)?
- A.
Cookies
- B.
Playing
- C.
Licking
- D.
Ferrets
- E.
Licking Ferrets
Correct Answer(s)
D. Ferrets
E. Licking FerretsExplanation
If you thought licking--well licking is no fun without a ferret. And kittens are always thinking about ferrets, especially licking them. So both are correct!
Kittens love cookies and playing, but typically don't fantasize/thinking about them.Rate this question:
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- 6.
What horrible/not so horrible/any kind of illness/ has kitten thought that she has had some point in her life?
- A.
Breast Cancer
- B.
ADD
- C.
Syphilis
- D.
Brain Cancer
Correct Answer
A. Breast CancerExplanation
Kitten has fibrocystic breast syndrome, so she thought that her little cysts in her boobies were cancer! But nope! Although this caused great concern for kitten when she was around 12, because she thought her little pubescent boobies were going to kill her.
Let's hope I don't have C or D!Rate this question:
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- 7.
Which one of these is a band that kitten hasn't been in?
- A.
Ana, Nab a Banana
- B.
Rhinosaurus
- C.
I Miss Being a Kid
- D.
Rory and the Artificial Heart
- E.
We Feel Good
Correct Answer
E. We Feel GoodExplanation
Rhinosaurus was the joke hardcore band that Ulsh and Zach were in, and I played with them for a bit.
Ana, Nab a Banana was the first band that I actually made parts in (it was Me, Zach, Tomas, Sam Geer and his brother, whom you haven't met yet :( ). I made the band name, It's a palindrome!
I Miss Being a Kid was an instrumental band I showed you on my ipod on the snowwy day after flipnotic.
Rory and the Artificial Heart was a stupid pseudo-rock-cock-bullshit thing I was in with a bunch of older men. But they were awesome because I got to play at Emo's outside with a ton of people there!
We Feel Good -- doesn't exist.Rate this question:
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- 8.
What middle school did I go to (there are 2 answers...so check both)?
- A.
Post Oak
- B.
Elm Grove
- C.
St. Mark's
- D.
Bellaire
Correct Answer(s)
A. Post Oak
C. St. Mark'sExplanation
I went to Post Oak from 4th grade until 7th grade (so I was there for 6th and 7th grade)
Then I went to St. Mark's for 8th grade.
Elm Grove was my elementary school
And Bellaire is a high school that I didn't go toRate this question:
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- 9.
What was my first favorite (as in FAVORITE) vegetable?
- A.
Corn
- B.
Squash
- C.
Asparagus
- D.
Carrots
- E.
Broccoli
Correct Answer
C. AsparagusExplanation
Asparagus was the first favorite vegetable I had, that I would request.
Corn is alright, obviously.
I hated Squash until now
Carrots are alright, also.
Broccoli is good, but wasn't ever my favorite.Rate this question:
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- 10.
Which of these did I never play in an organized sport/team/organization?
- A.
Gymnastics
- B.
Soccer
- C.
Softball
- D.
Track and Field
- E.
Ballet
Correct Answer
C. SoftballExplanation
Fuck softball.Rate this question:
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- 11.
Which insect has made me run around in fear the most in my life, especially as a child?
- A.
Ants
- B.
Bees
- C.
Spiders
- D.
Roaches
- E.
Flies
Correct Answer
B. BeesExplanation
I was horrifically scared of bees, and pretty much still am, although I have learned how to control myself in public.Rate this question:
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- 12.
Which one of these is not a name I call Penny?
- A.
Penny poo poo
- B.
Poopy head
- C.
Silly poopy
- D.
Penny
- E.
Penny Penny Penny!! (in high pitch voice)
Correct Answer
C. Silly poopyExplanation
She is often a poopy head, but is never ever a silly poopy!
I call her Penny...becasue that's her name
But she is also:
Penny Poo Poo (hence...little penny poopoo walking through the forest...scooping up the field mice...etc.)
And I usually say her name three times in a high pitch voiceRate this question:
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- 13.
How did kitten start popping her knuckles?
- A.
She saw some kid do it in class and started
- B.
On accident and liked the sound
- C.
She saw her mom do it
- D.
Saw it on TV
- E.
Her dad constantly popped her knuckles and toes
Correct Answer
E. Her dad constantly popped her knuckles and toesExplanation
My father is definitely the cause to this horrible (awesome) habitRate this question:
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