Am I A Pessimist?

Half full

Half empty

I was thirsty

It depends on the density of the fluid

This always happens to me

Oh, well. I can't change the weather

Yay, I love jumping in puddles

Well, at least the rain will make the grass greener

Nope, I have other homework to do

OF course, I might fail his class otherwise

It can't hurt

My teacher never gives extra credit

It gives me a reason to be bullied

I'll be in the very middle in the class picture

If the school goes into lockdown, at least the sociopath with the gun can't shoot me

I don't mind

No (S)He's my only friend

My best friend is going to die

The chemotherapy is gonna work

Not everyone who has leukemia dies

I've done worse

Without the plus

There a Z

Wait, It was supposed to be about Hamle

It's a fantasy about a place where dreams always come true

It's a novelized version of my life, and how much it sucks. At the end, the main character commits suicide

It's a murder mystery based off of Jack The Ripper

It's a non-fiction about how world peace is impossible to achieve

Yes

Maybe

No

Sometimes