Run for the hills. I hate to be touched!
I love it, but I don't want to be hurt.
Yes please! Is Helga available?
I love massage but it never lasts long enough or goes deep enough!
Want to climb a mountain after chanting with a couple of extra holy monks?
Try to catch up with some civil war re-enactors, because you make the best hard tack and love to experience 1863 type pain?
Read all the travel deals with a picture of a palm tree next to them?
I don't plan vacations anymore. Why go anyplace when I have to bring this body with me?
Thanks! I will book it the day before my next day off!
What a waste! Massage is not for me, I have been hurt one too many times.
I am going to book this 5 days before my next triathalon, excuse me now I have to run 20 miles while juggling and singing the theme to Chariots of Fire.
Great! I can use this right now, I got a knot in my neck that is making it hard to read these dumb questions.
Wish for 10 more?
Push a body part into something sharp?
Cry and dream of happier days?
Here's an interesting quiz for you.