Ask if you can borrow it
Stare at them and try to use "the force" to take it from them
Dont say anything...just wait till their not looking and take a good long look at it
Run up to them, rip it out of their hands and yell "asta la vista"
Call the tow truck
Take it apart and reassemble it
Start yelling and screaming at the car to move
Try and reason with it and tell it that you'll buy it a treat
Skip it and go back later
Sneak a peak at someone else's paper
Rip the paper in half and storm out of the class
Start beating up the teacher and complaining that he never taught you that crap
Choose a different kind
Say you'll take your business elsewhere
Steal their ice cream and run away laughing evily
Tell them to make more or you will send the mafia after them
Rip them off their feet and send them through a shredder
Complement them for having such good taste
Yell at them for stalking you and say to them "your mama eats gym shorts"
Chase it down the road with a knife screaming
Leave it alone
Name it Florance and keep it under your bed in a box
Shoo it off with a broom
Tell them to push
Start freaking out and scream " the aliens are coming"
Scream "what the f**k is it"
Mind your own buisness
Yell at them for being inapropriate
Beat up the guy/girl and take the other for yourself
Start reciting yo mama jokes
Do the rain dance
Try and enter the underworld
Jump in the puddles
Scream "the sky is falling" and spin around on the ground
Start slapping yourself
Run away screaming "it came back"