You May Get
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Calling my best friend 100 times...why aren't they picking up?
Cleaning the house.
Going out on the town. I look fabulous and I need to show the world!
Laughing at the idiots I live with.
Ask for my meal to be free and demand some free dessert as well!
Go the the bathroom immediately to wash off the food. What a mess!
Cry. Why does that waitress hate me so much?
Tell the manager to fire her. What an incompetent twit!
For several years. I like the predictability of work.
For a year or so.
For a few weeks. I have a hard time keeping jobs for long.
I work for myself. I like being my own boss!
I tell them all of the horrible things I think of them
I scream and cry. I don't want them to leave me!
I count to 12 repeatedly to calm myself down
I don't really feel anything. Other people's opinions of me don't matter
I clean the house.
I find someone to tell me how wonderful I am.
I cry uncontrollably.
I don't feel sad
I don't really like romance, but if I think I can get something, I'll date a person who's interested in me.
I'm a bit freaked out by touching people, so I don't really date much.
I met someone amazing recently! I think I might marry them!
I have tons of admirers. I think almost everywhere I go there is someone who wants to be with me!
Shrug my shoulders and explain that grandmothers die. No big deal, right?
Cry more than they do and tell them how much I love their grandma...even though I never met her.
Tell them I am sorry for them, but flinch when they try to give me a hug.
Tell them I am sorry for them, but then change the subject. I had a really hard day too!
The finest cocaine
I don't do that stuff. It pollutes the body
I'll be married with a couple of kids and have the perfect life!
I don't like to think that far. I'll be doing what I'm doing, I guess.
That question it too stressful to think about right now!
I'll be a famous movie star!
That's a dumb question
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