Accidentally knock the phone out of her hand and step on it repeatedly.
Tell her it's your sister. The one from Europe you've never told her about.
Tell her it's a girl from work and you saved the photo to show her how ugly she is.
Say: "That's not my phone."
You say: "Oh, Star Wars... It's my favorite!
You take a bite out of your sandwich, nod your head and mumble something.
You say: "Yes of course I've seen it!"
You say: "Yes of course I've seen it! I loved that part with Darth Vader!"
Pretend you're on the phone and run away.
Say "No way!" but don't make any eye contact.
Take her by the shoulders. Look her straight in the eyes and say: "You know how great you look."
You say: "You look amazing!" and ask her if she wants to go for a run later.
Search for the eggs alongside your kids and act like nothing happened.
Smear chocolate around the dog's mouth and blame it on him.
Tell them you just saw someone run away with all the eggs!
Tell your kids the Easter bunny probably died. He was very old.
Put him under the neighbors car.
Tell the kids he died from eating all those Easter eggs.
Just act like it never happened.
Say: " That's not our dog! "
Wait till someone notices the smell and then scream at the top of your lungs :"You smelt it, you dealt it!"
Look at the old lady next to you and say loud enough for everyone to hear: "Really mom!? Really?"
Start some fake retching.
Stare at your phone and just ignore it.
Call in sick.
Eat some expired Chinese take-out and call in sick.
Eat some expired Chinese take-out, go to school and then have the nurse send you home.
Write all the test answers on your arms.
Get all choked up, get in bed, and say "You wouldn't understand."
Say : "Why are you home so early?"
Have one of your friends call to say that little boy you saved from those dragons is going to be all right.
Have one of your friends call to say that little boy you saved from the river is going to be all right.
Tell your boss the traffic was really bad.
Hide your car 3 blocks away and tell your boss you were hijacked.
Tell your boss thought it was Sunday and you just came around to say hello.
Tell your boss how great it is to have such a lenient role model to work for.
"I'm an internal synergy catalyst manager. You wouldn't understand."
"It's classified, sorry"
"I don't know any of you people"
"I'm the executive of a chimpanzee training company."