Are You A Good Liar?

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Are You A Good Liar?

Can you get away with murder? Do you have a face straighter than Lady Gaga? Does your mom still think a squirrel ate all those cookies that one time? Take this test to see if you're such a good liar as you think you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Your girlfriend finds photos of another girl on your phone. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Accidentally knock the phone out of her hand and step on it repeatedly.

    • B. 

      Tell her it's your sister. The one from Europe you've never told her about.

    • C. 

      Tell her it's a girl from work and you saved the photo to show her how ugly she is.

    • D. 

      Say: "That's not my phone."

  • 2. 
    Someone ask you if you've seen the new Star Wars movie. You haven't, but you wanna look cool in front of your friends. What do you do?
    • A. 

      You say: "Oh, Star Wars... It's my favorite!

    • B. 

      You take a bite out of your sandwich, nod your head and mumble something.

    • C. 

      You say: "Yes of course I've seen it!"

    • D. 

      You say: "Yes of course I've seen it! I loved that part with Darth Vader!"

  • 3. 
    Your wife asks you if she looks fat. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Pretend you're on the phone and run away.

    • B. 

      Say "No way!" but don't make any eye contact.

    • C. 

      Take her by the shoulders. Look her straight in the eyes and say: "You know how great you look."

    • D. 

      You say: "You look amazing!" and ask her if she wants to go for a run later.

  • 4. 
    It's Easter. You're supposed to hide the Easter eggs but end up eating all of them. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Search for the eggs alongside your kids and act like nothing happened.

    • B. 

      Smear chocolate around the dog's mouth and blame it on him.

    • C. 

      Tell them you just saw someone run away with all the eggs!

    • D. 

      Tell your kids the Easter bunny probably died. He was very old.

  • 5. 
    You accidently drive over the dog. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Put him under the neighbors car.

    • B. 

      Tell the kids he died from eating all those Easter eggs.

    • C. 

      Just act like it never happened.

    • D. 

      Say: " That's not our dog! "

  • 6. 
    You accidently cut the cheese in a full elevator. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Wait till someone notices the smell and then scream at the top of your lungs :"You smelt it, you dealt it!"

    • B. 

      Look at the old lady next to you and say loud enough for everyone to hear: "Really mom!? Really?"

    • C. 

      Start some fake retching.

    • D. 

      Stare at your phone and just ignore it.

  • 7. 
    You wake up and realize you have to write a big test at school but you didn't study at all. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Call in sick.

    • B. 

      Eat some expired Chinese take-out and call in sick.

    • C. 

      Eat some expired Chinese take-out, go to school and then have the nurse send you home.

    • D. 

      Write all the test answers on your arms.

  • 8. 
    You get home very late after a night out with your friends. Your partner is furious. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Get all choked up, get in bed, and say "You wouldn't understand."

    • B. 

      Say : "Why are you home so early?"

    • C. 

      Have one of your friends call to say that little boy you saved from those dragons is going to be all right.

    • D. 

      Have one of your friends call to say that little boy you saved from the river is going to be all right.

  • 9. 
    You're late for work because you stayed out too late with your friends. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Tell your boss the traffic was really bad.

    • B. 

      Hide your car 3 blocks away and tell your boss you were hijacked.

    • C. 

      Tell your boss thought it was Sunday and you just came around to say hello.

    • D. 

      Tell your boss how great it is to have such a lenient role model to work for.

  • 10. 
    You have achieved nothing in your life, but find yourself at your 20-year high school reunion. People start asking what you have been up top. What do you say? 
    • A. 

      "I'm an internal synergy catalyst manager. You wouldn't understand."

    • B. 

      "It's classified, sorry"

    • C. 

      "I don't know any of you people"

    • D. 

      "I'm the executive of a chimpanzee training company."