Are You Uke Or Seme? Yaoi Test Quiz

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Are You Uke Or Seme? Yaoi Test Quiz

The terms Seme and Uke are used in Yaoi, referring to the position of sex had in a male-on-male manga or anime. Seme means the one on top, and Uke is the one on the bottom during sex. So, given a Yaoi scenario, which one would you most likely be between Uke and Seme? Take the quiz and get to find out.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You wake up one day and realize you're late for school. Your reaction?
    • A. 

      Oh my god, I'm late! *panic*

    • B. 

      It's not like I care that much...

    • C. 

      What...?

    • D. 

      Shit...!

  • 2. 
    What does your room look like?
    • A. 

      It's really clean and shiny.

    • B. 

      My clothes are all over the floor...but other than that...

    • C. 

      *locks door*

    • D. 

      Why are you asking me questions about my room?

  • 3. 
    What do you do in your spare time?
    • A. 

      Read, cook, and clean.

    • B. 

      *lights cigarette* ...What?

    • C. 

      I don't have any spare time... I'm on a freakin' deadline!

    • D. 

      Stop getting into my private life!

  • 4. 
    What time do you normally go to bed?
    • A. 

      Around 9 or 10

    • B. 

      After midnight ;) *wink*

    • C. 

      *still trying to make the deadline*

    • D. 

      *already sleeping*

  • 5. 
    Your best friend's been kidnapped! You:
    • A. 

      Really? Oh my god, I gotta save them!

    • B. 

      ...I hope they don't get hurt.

    • C. 

      My time to shine!

    • D. 

      ...*hides under bed*

  • 6. 
    Yakuza...
    • A. 

      What? Where?! *hides in closet*

    • B. 

      *shoots self*

    • C. 

      OMG! What do I do...?

    • D. 

      Not again! I've already dealt with them!

    • E. 

      Come'on, I don't wanna deal with violence.

  • 7. 
    I love you...
    • A. 

      I love you too. :)

    • B. 

      ...What the hell?

    • C. 

      ...*lights another cigarette*

    • D. 

      Go away! *hides in pantry*

    • E. 

      ...Why?

  • 8. 
    Your friend left their notes at your house, and you have to return it to them. How do you get there?
    • A. 

      Walking duh...

    • B. 

      Bike...

    • C. 

      Car...

    • D. 

      I'll just give it to 'em at school tomorrow...

  • 9. 
    There's a dead body in your closet!
    • A. 

      *insert seme's name*-san! There's a dead body in your closet!

    • B. 

      ...! *faints*

    • C. 

      Toss it before the cops find out!

    • D. 

      Damn Yakuza...

    • E. 

      Shit! Gotta dump it away.

  • 10. 
    Did you like this quiz?
    • A. 

      Yeah. :)

    • B. 

      *insert uke's name* got me to do it...

    • C. 

      I don't know why I wasted time with this when I'm still not done with my work!

    • D. 

      Hmm.

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