Would You Look Silly In Sicily?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 162

Would You Look Silly In Sicily? - Quiz

Would you look very foreign during a Sicilian summer or would you behave like a Sicilian? Take the quiz to find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It's 45 Celsius in the city. You wear:
    • A. 

      Male: a suffocating suit, brogues, thick socks. Female: dress & jacket, tights, gloves, court shoes, hat.

    • B. 

      Male: cotton bermudas, matching designer t-shirt, Italian sandals. Female: sundress and sandals.

  • 2. 
    You are invited to a wedding at 4.30 pm.  You wear:
    • A. 

      Male: smartest suit, designed for the season. Female: long, elegant dress, heels, expensive jewellery.

    • B. 

      Male: morning suit and top hat. Female: smart but cool summer dress.

  • 3. 
    There is no one about as it's siesta time.  You decide to take the rubbish bags a few yards down the road to the communal bin.  You wear:
    • A. 

      Male: smart casual. Female: smart dress, heels, good jewellery.

    • B. 

      Male and female: any old thing.

  • 4. 
    How many handbags do you own?
    • A. 

      Male: none. Female: 1 - 2.

    • B. 

      Male: 1 leather male shoulder bag. Female: 60 - 90.

  • 5. 
    Are your legs and feet ready for the beach?
    • A. 

      Male: Yes, my legs are toned, muscular and tanned and my feet are pretty. Female: Yes, my legs have been waxed, have a natural or fake tan and I've had a pedicure.

    • B. 

      Male and female: What's wrong with my white, hairy legs and smelly feet?!

  • 6. 
    What is your beach attire?
    • A. 

      Male: Armani trunks and my gorgeous, oiled body. Female: thong bikini and a pareo for later.

    • B. 

      Male and female: my normal clothes with a hanky to cover my head.

  • 7. 
    What will you take to the beach to sit on?
    • A. 

      Male and female: a bloody awkward, British deckchair.

    • B. 

      Male and female: a little wooden chair.

  • 8. 
    And to pack your towel, suncream, summer reading, etc?
    • A. 

      Male & female: some old carrier bag.

    • B. 

      Male and female: the latest designer beachbag.

  • 9. 
    How many times would you expect to change your clothes on a Sicilian summer day?
    • A. 

      Male and female: 4 - 5 times.

    • B. 

      Male and female: well, maybe if I go to the beach.

  • 10. 
    Time for the passeggiata, when you walk up and down to see people and be seen.  What do you wear?
    • A. 

      Male and female: some creased old thing from the bottom of my suitcase.

    • B. 

      Male and female: my very latest Italian fashion find, with fabulous shoes and loads of jewellery.

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