Would You Look Silly In Sicily?

10 Questions | By Welshcakes | Last updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Total Attempts: 162

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Would you look very foreign during a Sicilian summer or would you behave like a Sicilian? Take the quiz to find out!

Questions and Answers

1.

It's 45 Celsius in the city. You wear:
- A.
  
  Male: a suffocating suit, brogues, thick socks. Female: dress & jacket, tights, gloves, court shoes, hat.
- B.
  
  Male: cotton bermudas, matching designer t-shirt, Italian sandals. Female: sundress and sandals.
2.

You are invited to a wedding at 4.30 pm. You wear:
- A.
  
  Male: smartest suit, designed for the season. Female: long, elegant dress, heels, expensive jewellery.
- B.
  
  Male: morning suit and top hat. Female: smart but cool summer dress.
3.

There is no one about as it's siesta time. You decide to take the rubbish bags a few yards down the road to the communal bin. You wear:
- A.
  
  Male: smart casual. Female: smart dress, heels, good jewellery.
- B.
  
  Male and female: any old thing.
4.

How many handbags do you own?
- A.
  
  Male: none. Female: 1 - 2.
- B.
  
  Male: 1 leather male shoulder bag. Female: 60 - 90.
5.

Are your legs and feet ready for the beach?
- A.
  
  Male: Yes, my legs are toned, muscular and tanned and my feet are pretty. Female: Yes, my legs have been waxed, have a natural or fake tan and I've had a pedicure.
- B.
  
  Male and female: What's wrong with my white, hairy legs and smelly feet?!
6.

What is your beach attire?
- A.
  
  Male: Armani trunks and my gorgeous, oiled body. Female: thong bikini and a pareo for later.
- B.
  
  Male and female: my normal clothes with a hanky to cover my head.
7.

What will you take to the beach to sit on?
- A.
  
  Male and female: a bloody awkward, British deckchair.
- B.
  
  Male and female: a little wooden chair.
8.

And to pack your towel, suncream, summer reading, etc?
- A.
  
  Male & female: some old carrier bag.
- B.
  
  Male and female: the latest designer beachbag.
9.

How many times would you expect to change your clothes on a Sicilian summer day?
- A.
  
  Male and female: 4 - 5 times.
- B.
  
  Male and female: well, maybe if I go to the beach.
10.

Time for the passeggiata, when you walk up and down to see people and be seen. What do you wear?
- A.
  
  Male and female: some creased old thing from the bottom of my suitcase.
- B.
  
  Male and female: my very latest Italian fashion find, with fabulous shoes and loads of jewellery.