Which Steven Universe Character Are You?

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Questions: 5 | Attempts: 3,699 | Updated: Mar 22, 2022

Questions and Answers

1.

Papa Johns calls you, what do you do?
- A.
  
  "Papa John, sorry but I haven't seen your son"
- B.
  
  I release the phone into the swirly hole of human waste
- C.
  
  "Free Pizza?!?"
- D.
  
  "Oh how the tables have turned"
- E.
  
  "Sorry, but my father's name is "Jimbo" but yes i'll take 4" then you hang up
- F.
  
  Call the police, they have better pizza
- G.
  
  Flirt, hardcore
- H.
  
  Ask for the manager, demand to fight for the position
- I.
  
  Remove the number dials from the phone so they can never call again
- J.
  
  Blocked
2.

You've been on the road for 5 hours and need to pee, what do you do?
- A.
  
  Roll out
- B.
  
  Ask the driver to pull over, but if they refuse I will pee in a the nearest container
- C.
  
  What is pee?????? a fruit???
- D.
  
  Hold it until we reach the destination, then release the waters where I stand
- E.
  
  No matter, bodily functions are disgusting and i would never subject myself to urination
- F.
  
  Take the wheel and crash it through the bathroom at the next department store
- G.
  
  Wouldn't happen, i brought the toilet along
- H.
  
  Cry
- I.
  
  Pee out the window, gracefully
3.

If you were a crimial, what would your alias be?
- A.
  
  The Big One
- B.
  
  Daddy, the Fathered
- C.
  
  I would use my own name of course, I'm no Hannah Montana
- D.
  
  Feathered Friend
- E.
  
  Hulk Hogan Squared
- F.
  
  Its too late now for an alias, whoopsie...
- G.
  
  My real name is already feared enough
- H.
  
  The Pit of Despair
- I.
  
  Boy Blue Boing
- J.
  
  Punk Ass Tiddy Cruncher
4.

What is the best anime?
- A.
  
  Cory in House (obviously..)
- B.
  
  Steven Universe?
- C.
  
  Law and Order
- D.
  
  Yu-gi-oh!
- E.
  
  Anime is for turbo nerds
- F.
  
  Fruits Baskets
- G.
  
  Pop Team Epic
- H.
  
  Sailor Moon
- I.
  
  Attack on Titan
- J.
  
  I only watch documentaries about blueberries
5.

What book would you read based on the title?
- A.
  
  Simon and the Broken Clavicle
- B.
  
  Danger Doug
- C.
  
  Little Turnip and the Big Adventure
- D.
  
  Doors? For Dummies
- E.
  
  Gossip Galore and the Secret to Secrets!
- F.
  
  Book: the Movie
- G.
  
  Terror in Florida City
- H.
  
  A Stream of Saddness
- I.
  
  Books are for BIG nerds
- J.
  
  Cooking with the Cool Kids

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Which Steven Universe Character Are You?

Papa Johns calls you, what do you do?

You've been on the road for 5 hours and need to pee, what do you do?

If you were a crimial, what would your alias be?

What is the best anime?

What book would you read based on the title?