Which Steven Universe Character Are You?

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Steven Universe Quizzes & Trivia

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Papa Johns calls you, what do you do? 
    • A. 

      "Papa John, sorry but I haven't seen your son"

    • B. 

      I release the phone into the swirly hole of human waste

    • C. 

      "Free Pizza?!?"

    • D. 

      "Oh how the tables have turned"

    • E. 

      "Sorry, but my father's name is "Jimbo" but yes i'll take 4" then you hang up

    • F. 

      Call the police, they have better pizza

    • G. 

      Flirt, hardcore

    • H. 

      Ask for the manager, demand to fight for the position

    • I. 

      Remove the number dials from the phone so they can never call again

    • J. 

      Blocked

  • 2. 
    You've been on the road for 5 hours and need to pee, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Roll out

    • B. 

      Ask the driver to pull over, but if they refuse I will pee in a the nearest container

    • C. 

      What is pee?????? a fruit???

    • D. 

      Hold it until we reach the destination, then release the waters where I stand

    • E. 

      No matter, bodily functions are disgusting and i would never subject myself to urination

    • F. 

      Take the wheel and crash it through the bathroom at the next department store

    • G. 

      Wouldn't happen, i brought the toilet along

    • H. 

      Cry

    • I. 

      Pee out the window, gracefully

  • 3. 
    If you were a crimial, what would your alias be?
    • A. 

      The Big One

    • B. 

      Daddy, the Fathered

    • C. 

      I would use my own name of course, I'm no Hannah Montana

    • D. 

      Feathered Friend

    • E. 

      Hulk Hogan Squared

    • F. 

      Its too late now for an alias, whoopsie...

    • G. 

      My real name is already feared enough

    • H. 

      The Pit of Despair

    • I. 

      Boy Blue Boing

    • J. 

      Punk Ass Tiddy Cruncher

  • 4. 
    What is the best anime?
    • A. 

      Cory in House (obviously..)

    • B. 

      Steven Universe?

    • C. 

      Law and Order

    • D. 

      Yu-gi-oh!

    • E. 

      Anime is for turbo nerds

    • F. 

      Fruits Baskets

    • G. 

      Pop Team Epic

    • H. 

      Sailor Moon

    • I. 

      Attack on Titan

    • J. 

      I only watch documentaries about blueberries

  • 5. 
    What book would you read based on the title?
    • A. 

      Simon and the Broken Clavicle

    • B. 

      Danger Doug

    • C. 

      Little Turnip and the Big Adventure

    • D. 

      Doors? For Dummies

    • E. 

      Gossip Galore and the Secret to Secrets!

    • F. 

      Book: the Movie

    • G. 

      Terror in Florida City

    • H. 

      A Stream of Saddness

    • I. 

      Books are for BIG nerds

    • J. 

      Cooking with the Cool Kids