"Papa John, sorry but I haven't seen your son"
I release the phone into the swirly hole of human waste
"Oh how the tables have turned"
"Sorry, but my father's name is "Jimbo" but yes i'll take 4" then you hang up
Call the police, they have better pizza
Ask for the manager, demand to fight for the position
Remove the number dials from the phone so they can never call again
Ask the driver to pull over, but if they refuse I will pee in a the nearest container
What is pee?????? a fruit???
Hold it until we reach the destination, then release the waters where I stand
No matter, bodily functions are disgusting and i would never subject myself to urination
Take the wheel and crash it through the bathroom at the next department store
Wouldn't happen, i brought the toilet along
Pee out the window, gracefully
The Big One
Daddy, the Fathered
I would use my own name of course, I'm no Hannah Montana
Hulk Hogan Squared
Its too late now for an alias, whoopsie...
My real name is already feared enough
The Pit of Despair
Boy Blue Boing
Punk Ass Tiddy Cruncher
Cory in House (obviously..)
Law and Order
Anime is for turbo nerds
Pop Team Epic
Attack on Titan
I only watch documentaries about blueberries
Simon and the Broken Clavicle
Little Turnip and the Big Adventure
Doors? For Dummies
Gossip Galore and the Secret to Secrets!
Book: the Movie
Terror in Florida City
A Stream of Saddness
Books are for BIG nerds
Cooking with the Cool Kids