Which State Officer Are You?
Find out which State Officer you are!
- 1.
What's your favorite food?
- A.
Cereal
- B.
House fried rice
- C.
A tasty cheeseburger
- D.
A juicy piece of steak
- E.
Pizza
- F.
Buffalo wings
- G.
Pasta
- H.
Chicken Marsala... maybe?
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- 2.
You wake up Saturday and it's raining outside. What do you do?
- A.
Cry.
- B.
Get a nice hot mug of tea, and read a good book
- C.
Go back to sleep
- D.
Stay in pajamas and play video games
- E.
Play League of Legends... NOT DOTA
- F.
Play Xbox all day
- G.
Play PS4 (PlayStation is way better than Xbox)
- H.
Stay in bed and binge watch a show on Netflix (watch Young Justice...)
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- 3.
If you were a candy bar, which would you be?
- A.
Mr. Goodbar
- B.
Heath bar
- C.
Snickers
- D.
Crunch bar
- E.
Reptar bar
- F.
Take 5
- G.
Classic Hershey's
- H.
100 Grand Bar
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- 4.
Clearly the best drink is...
- A.
Mountain Dew
- B.
Dr. Pepper
- C.
Mango Iced Tea
- D.
Ginger Ale
- E.
Raspberry Sprite
- F.
Coca Cola
- G.
Sweet Tea
- H.
Purple Flurp
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- 5.
What is your spirit animal?
- A.
Red panda
- B.
Meercat
- C.
Otter
- D.
Honey badger
- E.
Falcon
- F.
Human
- G.
Llama
- H.
Sloth
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- 6.
What's your favorite quote?
- A.
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.” - Sherlock Holmes
- B.
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! " - Spongebob
- C.
"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." - Horace
- D.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self" - Hemingway
- E.
"Hard works beats talent when talent fails to work hard" - Kevin Durant
- F.
"That's not how the force works!" - Han Solo
- G.
"Nobody puts baby in a corner" - Patrick Swazye
- H.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
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- 7.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- A.
7
- B.
No.
- C.
All of it? All of it.
- D.
One singular wood.
- E.
As much as it can.
- F.
You do you.
- G.
Its own body weight.
- H.
None, because it's on a diet.
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- 8.
Which office have you been the most?
- A.
Chaplain
- B.
Senior Deacon
- C.
Junior Deacon
- D.
Master Councilor
- E.
Marshal
- F.
I don't know, I've done too many
- G.
Orator
- H.
Scribe
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- 9.
Describe the plot of your favorite movie unhelpfully.
- A.
Seven sociopaths are called on to save the planet (by a pirate), and they cause millions of dollars worth of property destruction in the process.
- B.
Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on nationally televised game show.
- C.
Schrodinger's cat and the butterfly effect had a baby, and his name was Nemo Nobody.
- D.
A kid gets sick. His grandfather tells a story of a farmer, giant and homeless man who take on a dude with 6 fingers and a lame king.
- E.
Young teen starts working with old man to avenge his fathers death.
- F.
A group of friends decides to spend less time online.
- G.
A basketball player gets pulled into a golf hole, then he plays basketball with and against animated characters.
- H.
Two dumb guys take a road trip across country to return a briefcase.
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- 10.
You now have a million dollars, what's the first major thing you buy?
- A.
A new Bugatti
- B.
That other guy out of college debt.
- C.
A new desktop computer
- D.
Myself out of college debt
- E.
An island
- F.
A golden eye-patch
- G.
A gift for my parents
- H.
A life
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- 11.
QUICK! Name a type of bread!
- A.
$100 bill
- B.
DINNER ROLLS!
- C.
Pumpernickel!
- D.
TOAST!
- E.
Baguette
- F.
Wonder
- G.
White
- H.
Wheat
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