Which Slice Of Bread In A Loaf Of Bread Are You?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 101

Which Slice Of Bread In A Loaf Of Bread Are You? - Quiz

It's very important to know which slice of bread you are in the social hierarchy that is a loaf of bread. Are you the first slice chosen by all right behind the very first slice of bread that has one whole side covered in crust? ARE YOU the very first slice of bread? Are you the slice of bread joining the first slice of bread in the trash because you're the very last slice of bread? Or somewhere in the middle, are you that soft and fresh slice chosen for a non-descript slice of bread related food item? It's a quiz about love, a quiz about life, that determines who we really are in this short lived loaf of bread we call living.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Dont tak this quiz unless ur a l33t sc0per lick me
    • A. 

      Actually, it's spelt "Don't take this quiz unless you are a elite quickscoper like me."

    • B. 

      Haha no life

    • C. 

      Get rekt

    • D. 

      Imma lick yo mama boy

    • E. 

      Why can't we all just have fun and play without trolling each other?

  • 2. 
    Thats ur ex's after i'm done scrub
    • A. 

      Actually, I prefer to marry women that I love and respect after at least a year of dating them first.

    • B. 

      Boyo u gotta be at least 6ft tho

    • C. 

      This dude respects, u dont

    • D. 

      Thats ur moms faces son

    • E. 

      Are you really that desperate for attention?

  • 3. 
    Thts how many fingers i felt like to her
    • A. 

      Technically male genitalia doesn't grow to be that wide.

    • B. 

      Ur campin cus ur bad at video games

    • C. 

      Ur shoes untied

    • D. 

      Male, 37, Cleveland, OH..

    • E. 

      Don't dox ppl pls...

  • 4. 
    What's your favorite color?
    • A. 

      My favorite color is orange, thank you for asking.

    • B. 

      Blue, why's that a question?

    • C. 

      Sangria

    • D. 

      Get doxxed B..red

    • E. 

      Did you really have to put him on black I mean blast?

  • 5. 
    Do you think all quizzes really need to consist of at least 10 questions?
    • A. 

      For a formidable and semi-descript way of differentiating in the topic involved, yes.

    • B. 

      I dont even care my girlfriend makes me take them

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      Less or more you should at least put in an effort

    • E. 

      What was the deal with the gaming chat in the beginning?

  • 6. 
    A general idea of what's bad and what's good in only a few words..
    • A. 

      Yin and Yang is my favorite philisophical ponder too, it's one of the many things I base my life around.

    • B. 

      No means no, yes means after coffee

    • C. 

      Don't be rude, don't be selfish, help who needs help because they need help

    • D. 

      That picture, googling who that is first before assuming anything

    • E. 

      This quiz, seriously no one takes these anymore. I'd rather read a book on my new iPad.

  • 7. 
    Is there ever a real meaning for anything? If you think about it there's plenty to be construed about anything and everything and the many different uses something can serve, yet hasn't come to fruition yet. Dumb luck or well thought out research, most things can come to be useful if you simply use it a different way than its intended purpose.
    • A. 

      I just wanted to make a sandwich after this though..

    • B. 

      Kys

    • C. 

      Subs, now

    • D. 

      Lol

    • E. 

      Did you have to ruin this sandwich?

  • 8. 
    Your tolerance for unsettling imagery?
    • A. 

      Is that buttered toast supposed to be unsettling or are you prepping me for something?

    • B. 

      This is getting weird..scale of 1 to 10 though 8, it's that dark web stuff that's bad

    • C. 

      Still curious if cockroach bread tastes better with more protein..

    • D. 

      Your doors tolerance for a foot through it?

    • E. 

      The next one better not be an actual spider..

  • 9. 
    2 out of 5 of you will find this unsettling, you're almost done by the way, well done.
    • A. 

      I'd still eat it, just to end its suffering though, muahahaha!

    • B. 

      Not enough time to mess with bread if you're at the gym all day and busy

    • C. 

      I still really hope that cockroach bread is a thing

    • D. 

      I did that once but no one was scared by it, or cared

    • E. 

      I'd still throw it.

  • 10. 
    Instead of the quiz, how would you rate yourself?
    • A. 

      This was an amazing quiz done by an amazing person well done to us both.

    • B. 

      I'm a dependable and thoughtful person who cares about the people close to me.

    • C. 

      There really is no such thing as just breathing..

    • D. 

      I'm just like anyone, another random chance at making something of myself and the world around me.

    • E. 

      Bored, but I spent some time doing something I guess.

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