Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?

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Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What's your favourite food?
    • A. 

      Fish

    • B. 

      Curry

    • C. 

      Something healthy - and utterly boring

    • D. 

      Whatever everyone else is having

  • 2. 
    What do you typically wear?
    • A. 

      Whatever's lying on your bedroom floor

    • B. 

      Something smart and practical

    • C. 

      Dark, introspective colours

    • D. 

      The latest ultra-trendy designer gear

  • 3. 
    What's your greatest sin?
    • A. 

      Vanity

    • B. 

      Gluttony and Sloth

    • C. 

      Envy and Anger

    • D. 

      Being a bit of a sheep

  • 4. 
    At a party, you will be typically found...?
    • A. 

      Telling the DJ what tunes to play

    • B. 

      Getting hammered in the kitchen

    • C. 

      Showing off your moves on the dancefloor

    • D. 

      Tidying up

  • 5. 
    You are most likely to say...?
    • A. 

      "Jesus was a hippie - he had long hair and didn't have a job"

    • B. 

      "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass"

    • C. 

      "Lager - the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!

    • D. 

      "Is this the human quality you call friendship?"

  • 6. 
    What are people most likely to say about you? 
    • A. 

      You're a nice, helpful person

    • B. 

      You're a bit full of yourself

    • C. 

      You're a complete disaster-zone - but a fun one

    • D. 

      You're a total smeg-head

  • 7. 
    You are at your happiest when you are...?
    • A. 

      Pointing out that someone else is wrong

    • B. 

      Chilling out on the sofa with a cold beer

    • C. 

      Winning other people's approval

    • D. 

      Buying some kick-ass new clothes - and gazing longingly into a mirror

  • 8. 
    Which of these things do you exude the most?
    • A. 

      Casualness

    • B. 

      Pomposity

    • C. 

      Coolness

    • D. 

      Logic

  • 9. 
    A stranger throws a pint in your face in a bar, and gets aggressive. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Immediately run to the toilets to clean yourself up

    • B. 

      Attempt to calm them down and placate them

    • C. 

      Point out fighting is illegal - then run away

    • D. 

      Celebrate - you just got a free drink!

  • 10. 
    A work colleague leaves 20 minutes early to watch the big match. Do you...?
    • A. 

      Report them to your boss

    • B. 

      Tell them you'll cover for them

    • C. 

      Do nothing - you're too self-absorbed to notice

    • D. 

      Do nothing - because you already left yourself an hour ago