Something healthy - and utterly boring
Whatever everyone else is having
Whatever's lying on your bedroom floor
Something smart and practical
Dark, introspective colours
The latest ultra-trendy designer gear
Gluttony and Sloth
Envy and Anger
Being a bit of a sheep
Telling the DJ what tunes to play
Getting hammered in the kitchen
Showing off your moves on the dancefloor
"Jesus was a hippie - he had long hair and didn't have a job"
"I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass"
"Lager - the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
"Is this the human quality you call friendship?"
You're a nice, helpful person
You're a bit full of yourself
You're a complete disaster-zone - but a fun one
You're a total smeg-head
Pointing out that someone else is wrong
Chilling out on the sofa with a cold beer
Winning other people's approval
Buying some kick-ass new clothes - and gazing longingly into a mirror
Immediately run to the toilets to clean yourself up
Attempt to calm them down and placate them
Point out fighting is illegal - then run away
Celebrate - you just got a free drink!
Report them to your boss
Tell them you'll cover for them
Do nothing - you're too self-absorbed to notice
Do nothing - because you already left yourself an hour ago