Many, many times.
Once or twice
Er, what. I like don't get it.
Oh haha that's so funny! (& crack an equally unfunny joke.)
Change the subject
Yes, not always entirely my fault.
Yes, for doing the most original things that no one has thought of before.
Sometimes, mainly because of my friends
Like once, I farted!
Probably falling over in front of a guy.
Ohh, something like dancing round with pants on my head. Where I could be seen.
I don't get embarassed.
Lie at home feeling sorry for myself.
Smile and go out to do something fun
Talk to my boyfriend or family
Hmm, they are very humiliating
Fairly often over stupid things.
Not very often
Out damned spot!
Er, like, what?