Which Disgrace Squad Member Are You?

Nothing. At all.

Straighten

Dye bright red

Inadvertently shave head

Get excited and spend all afternoon on the set, despite having never seen a Bollywood film

Take lots of photos, but not just of the set, of like, grass and stuff

Misinterpret AB saying "I'll come back later" as a personal promise that he'll take a photo with you...and later take a picture which shows your smiling face next to the back of his head

Brazenly stroll into his empty and now-unguarded dressing room, without thought of the 6'6'' security guy who told you to piss off minutes earlier

He doesn't play enough sports

Some of us just have slow metabolisms

He can afford bare food

He stores his money in his stomach

Make a one-line cameo

Do an impressive improvised dance

Say and do almost nothing, but somehow manipulate the audience to love you

Anything, everything, every year

Wear a sari

Attack a homosexual character

Whenever possible

Went back for 2 straight weeks one Michaelmas term

Hardly ever...even outside term

Mate London's not gonna know what's hit it next year

Whisper

Leave it til later

Discreetly text people who are in the same room

Utilise hilarious but convoluted codewords that you have come up with

I keep up to date with the Tamil top 10 chart

I write "pusanam pudichi" in Tamil on boxes containing expired food

I'm not that fresh but I can do a jokes accent, so people think I am

I call my parents Amma and Appa, and can just about count to ten

I'm not fresh, I'm gangsta

Jay Sean

Suresh Raina

Kal Penn

Batman

NatSci

Medicine

Engineering

Economics