Which Disgrace Squad Member Are You?

10 Questions | By Disgracesquad | Updated: Jan 11, 2013 | Attempts: 143

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You're Vas, the Squad's reluctant father! Or the quiz is still rubbish.

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Questions and Answers

1.

What year are you in?
- A.
  
  1st
- B.
  
  2nd
- C.
  
  3rd
- D.
  
  Man I feel old. What the hell is a Justin Bieber?
2.

Which of these are you most likely to do to your hair?
- A.
  
  Nothing. At all.
- B.
  
  Straighten
- C.
  
  Dye bright red
- D.
  
  Inadvertently shave head
3.

Amitabh Bachchan is filming at your uni for an afternoon. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Get excited and spend all afternoon on the set, despite having never seen a Bollywood film
- B.
  
  Take lots of photos, but not just of the set, of like, grass and stuff
- C.
  
  Misinterpret AB saying "I'll come back later" as a personal promise that he'll take a photo with you...and later take a picture which shows your smiling face next to the back of his head
- D.
  
  Brazenly stroll into his empty and now-unguarded dressing room, without thought of the 6'6'' security guy who told you to piss off minutes earlier
4.

Why is Mukesh Ambani overweight?
- A.
  
  He doesn't play enough sports
- B.
  
  Some of us just have slow metabolisms
- C.
  
  He can afford bare food
- D.
  
  He stores his money in his stomach
5.

Which of these would you be most likely to do on stage?
- A.
  
  Make a one-line cameo
- B.
  
  Do an impressive improvised dance
- C.
  
  Say and do almost nothing, but somehow manipulate the audience to love you
- D.
  
  Anything, everything, every year
- E.
  
  Wear a sari
- F.
  
  Attack a homosexual character
6.

How often did/do you go to London whilst at Cambridge?
- A.
  
  Whenever possible
- B.
  
  Went back for 2 straight weeks one Michaelmas term
- C.
  
  Hardly ever...even outside term
- D.
  
  Mate London's not gonna know what's hit it next year
7.

How do you react to a situation that can't be discussed out loud?
- A.
  
  Whisper
- B.
  
  Leave it til later
- C.
  
  Discreetly text people who are in the same room
- D.
  
  Utilise hilarious but convoluted codewords that you have come up with
8.

Which of these best describes your level of freshness?
- A.
  
  I keep up to date with the Tamil top 10 chart
- B.
  
  I write "pusanam pudichi" in Tamil on boxes containing expired food
- C.
  
  I'm not that fresh but I can do a jokes accent, so people think I am
- D.
  
  I call my parents Amma and Appa, and can just about count to ten
- E.
  
  I'm not fresh, I'm gangsta
9.

I aspire to be more like...
- A.
  
  Jay Sean
- B.
  
  Suresh Raina
- C.
  
  Kal Penn
- D.
  
  Batman
10.

Finally, which of the "brown" subjects do/did you study (this question is not amusing, but is a desperate attempt to try and get you the right test result)
- A.
  
  NatSci
- B.
  
  Medicine
- C.
  
  Engineering
- D.
  
  Economics