Which Disgrace Squad Member Are You?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 118

Which Disgrace Squad Member Are You? - Quiz

Find out which member of the Disgrace Squad family you're most like!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What year are you in?
    • A. 

      1st

    • B. 

      2nd

    • C. 

      3rd

    • D. 

      Man I feel old. What the hell is a Justin Bieber?

  • 2. 
    Which of these are you most likely to do to your hair?
    • A. 

      Nothing. At all.

    • B. 

      Straighten

    • C. 

      Dye bright red

    • D. 

      Inadvertently shave head

  • 3. 
    Amitabh Bachchan is filming at your uni for an afternoon. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Get excited and spend all afternoon on the set, despite having never seen a Bollywood film

    • B. 

      Take lots of photos, but not just of the set, of like, grass and stuff

    • C. 

      Misinterpret AB saying "I'll come back later" as a personal promise that he'll take a photo with you...and later take a picture which shows your smiling face next to the back of his head

    • D. 

      Brazenly stroll into his empty and now-unguarded dressing room, without thought of the 6'6'' security guy who told you to piss off minutes earlier

  • 4. 
    Why is Mukesh Ambani overweight?
    • A. 

      He doesn't play enough sports

    • B. 

      Some of us just have slow metabolisms

    • C. 

      He can afford bare food

    • D. 

      He stores his money in his stomach

  • 5. 
    Which of these would you be most likely to do on stage?
    • A. 

      Make a one-line cameo

    • B. 

      Do an impressive improvised dance

    • C. 

      Say and do almost nothing, but somehow manipulate the audience to love you

    • D. 

      Anything, everything, every year

    • E. 

      Wear a sari

    • F. 

      Attack a homosexual character

  • 6. 
    How often did/do you go to London whilst at Cambridge?
    • A. 

      Whenever possible

    • B. 

      Went back for 2 straight weeks one Michaelmas term

    • C. 

      Hardly ever...even outside term

    • D. 

      Mate London's not gonna know what's hit it next year

  • 7. 
    How do you react to a situation that can't be discussed out loud?
    • A. 

      Whisper

    • B. 

      Leave it til later

    • C. 

      Discreetly text people who are in the same room

    • D. 

      Utilise hilarious but convoluted codewords that you have come up with

  • 8. 
    Which of these best describes your level of freshness?
    • A. 

      I keep up to date with the Tamil top 10 chart

    • B. 

      I write "pusanam pudichi" in Tamil on boxes containing expired food

    • C. 

      I'm not that fresh but I can do a jokes accent, so people think I am

    • D. 

      I call my parents Amma and Appa, and can just about count to ten

    • E. 

      I'm not fresh, I'm gangsta

  • 9. 
    I aspire to be more like...
    • A. 

      Jay Sean

    • B. 

      Suresh Raina

    • C. 

      Kal Penn

    • D. 

      Batman

  • 10. 
    Finally, which of the "brown" subjects do/did you study (this question is not amusing, but is a desperate attempt to try and get you the right test result)
    • A. 

      NatSci

    • B. 

      Medicine

    • C. 

      Engineering

    • D. 

      Economics

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