Which Of The 7 Deadly Sins Are You?

7 Questions | By Ketoole23 | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 5385

Which Of The 7 Deadly Sins Are You? - Quiz

The 7 Deadly Sins are lust, sloth, gluttony, greed, pride, envy, and wrath. Which one are you?

You May Get

Gluttony

Hello fat-ass! You eat and eat and eat and then eat some more. You overindulge in food and basically everything else. You are one of those people who go to a restaurant and order 3 entrees for yourself and then proceed to eat everybody else's food as well. To get over this sin become a Hollywood celebrity/model. It is guaranteed that you will never want to eat again for fear of being lambasted by the media. Or, if you decide that you just don't give a fuck, sign up to live in a college dorm where there will be ample food/cookies/cakes and trips to late-night.

Greed

"Gimme More" is your theme song, you greedy mother-fucker. You may have cash practically flowing out of your pockets but instead you want more, more more! No amount of wealth is ever enough to satisfy you (or you gold-digging trophy wives/husbands/pool boys).To get over this sin move to India and become Gandhi. Nothing says "I don't give a shit about money" quite like wearing a fucking toga for the rest of your life and leading salt marches to the sea as part of your day job.

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Questions and Answers

1.

You see a hot girl/guy walking down the hallway and think:
- A.
  
  I want to steal his/her outfit and sell it on Ebay so that I can make money.
- B.
  
  Ohhhhhhh my god. Why can't I be as hot as him/her?
- C.
  
  I want to have sex.
- D.
  
  We should go to McDonald's together.
- E.
  
  Holy shit! That asshole just gave me the stink eye. I should go punch their brains out!
2.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
- A.
  
  I don't give a fuck.
- B.
  
  King of the world. Obviously.
- C.
  
  I want to have sex.
- D.
  
  I want to be a millionaire. No...billionaire!
- E.
  
  I want to be a famous celebrity so everybody will be jealous of me.
3.

What do you want to do tomorrow?
- A.
  
  Be the most fantastic person I can be. Which I already am. I rock. You bitches suck. Duh.
- B.
  
  Sit on my ass and eat potato chips while watching "Days of Our Lives" re-runs.
- C.
  
  Punch somebody in the face with my fists of fury.
- D.
  
  First I will eat breakfast. Then a snack. Then lunch. Then another snack. Then dinner, followed by fourth meal, fifth meal, and middle-of-the-fucking-night meal.
- E.
  
  I want to have sex.
4.

If I gave you $100, you would:
- A.
  
  Ask for more. Mmmmmm Money!
- B.
  
  Buy myself something because I am just so damn fabulous.
- C.
  
  Use it to hire an assassin to kill the most popular person I know. Then I will become the most popular and everybody else can burn in hell!
- D.
  
  Buy cheeseburgers. Lots and lots of cheeseburgers.
- E.
  
  Do absolutely nothing. It takes too much effort to spend money.
5.

What item would you take with you if you were to be stranded on a desert island?
- A.
  
  Lube
- B.
  
  Why the fuck did you put me on an island. God, you are such an asshole. Slut! Bitch! Whore!
- C.
  
  A cheeseburger
- D.
  
  Money. That way, I'm the richest person on the island.
- E.
  
  I am too fabulous to be stranded on a desert island.
6.

Who do you love most in the world?
- A.
  
  I love my couch. It is my ass's favorite place to sit for hours and hours and hours.
- B.
  
  I don't love anybody. I hate the world.
- C.
  
  Whoever I happen to be fucking at the moment. I never love one person for more than 20 minutes.
- D.
  
  My food friends. Mr. Cheeseburger and Mr. Hersheys have been great friends to me over the years.
- E.
  
  I don't want to love. I want to BE loved! Why can't I have love like everybody else?
7.

The happiest day of your life was when you.....
- A.
  
  Won the lottery. Twice.
- B.
  
  Realized I was fabulous. Basically, every day of my life.
- C.
  
  The day I discovered that I could turn the T.V. off/on by using a remote control. Now I don't have to ever get up!
- D.
  
  I am never happy.
- E.
  
  The day I lost my virginity.