Which Of The 7 Deadly Sins Are You?

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Seven Deadly Sins Quizzes & Trivia

The 7 Deadly Sins are lust, sloth, gluttony, greed, pride, envy, and wrath. Which one are you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You see a hot girl/guy walking down the hallway and think:
    • A. 

      I want to steal his/her outfit and sell it on Ebay so that I can make money.

    • B. 

      Ohhhhhhh my god. Why can't I be as hot as him/her?

    • C. 

      I want to have sex.

    • D. 

      We should go to McDonald's together.

    • E. 

      Holy shit! That asshole just gave me the stink eye. I should go punch their brains out!

  • 2. 
    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    • A. 

      I don't give a fuck.

    • B. 

      King of the world. Obviously.

    • C. 

      I want to have sex.

    • D. 

      I want to be a millionaire. No...billionaire!

    • E. 

      I want to be a famous celebrity so everybody will be jealous of me.

  • 3. 
    What do you want to do tomorrow?
    • A. 

      Be the most fantastic person I can be. Which I already am. I rock. You bitches suck. Duh.

    • B. 

      Sit on my ass and eat potato chips while watching "Days of Our Lives" re-runs.

    • C. 

      Punch somebody in the face with my fists of fury.

    • D. 

      First I will eat breakfast. Then a snack. Then lunch. Then another snack. Then dinner, followed by fourth meal, fifth meal, and middle-of-the-fucking-night meal.

    • E. 

      I want to have sex.

  • 4. 
    If I gave you $100, you would: 
    • A. 

      Ask for more. Mmmmmm Money!

    • B. 

      Buy myself something because I am just so damn fabulous.

    • C. 

      Use it to hire an assassin to kill the most popular person I know. Then I will become the most popular and everybody else can burn in hell!

    • D. 

      Buy cheeseburgers. Lots and lots of cheeseburgers.

    • E. 

      Do absolutely nothing. It takes too much effort to spend money.

  • 5. 
    What item would you take with you if you were to be stranded on a desert island?
    • A. 

      Lube

    • B. 

      Why the fuck did you put me on an island. God, you are such an asshole. Slut! Bitch! Whore!

    • C. 

      A cheeseburger

    • D. 

      Money. That way, I'm the richest person on the island.

    • E. 

      I am too fabulous to be stranded on a desert island.

  • 6. 
    Who do you love most in the world? 
    • A. 

      I love my couch. It is my ass's favorite place to sit for hours and hours and hours.

    • B. 

      I don't love anybody. I hate the world.

    • C. 

      Whoever I happen to be fucking at the moment. I never love one person for more than 20 minutes.

    • D. 

      My food friends. Mr. Cheeseburger and Mr. Hersheys have been great friends to me over the years.

    • E. 

      I don't want to love. I want to BE loved! Why can't I have love like everybody else?

  • 7. 
    The happiest day of your life was when you.....
    • A. 

      Won the lottery. Twice.

    • B. 

      Realized I was fabulous. Basically, every day of my life.

    • C. 

      The day I discovered that I could turn the T.V. off/on by using a remote control. Now I don't have to ever get up!

    • D. 

      I am never happy.

    • E. 

      The day I lost my virginity.