What's Your Real Age?

..........agoo!! *claps wittle hands and does a wittle dance*

Start blabbering about that cool new robosaurus your mom got you for christmas.

(Girl)Wondering if your clothes are cute. After all, Jamie is sitting right behind you. (boy) throw paper airplanes at people, just to be annoying.

Text your freinds abotu the wild party tonight

Taking notes. This might be on an exam!

Frantically finishing important paperwork due the next day

Straining to hear over you gruff voice asking for a cough drop. "Dag nab't you! I learned this is fifth grade!"

I have already learned everytihng there is to know

Gigles!!*hobbles furiosely over to he snack bar, amazed at all the bright colored wrappers conceling the candy*

Zoom around streets like an airplane

Sit in class texting, having no idea that the bell has rung until yor teacher/boss shouts at you.

Gather up your things and stride off, prepared for any sort of test.

Run out and go back home, where here you wil sit highlighting papers until you can highlight no more

(Girl) chat with your friends about the school dance next week. You ahve to get your hair ready! (Boy) Run off to sport tryouts.

Cotinue complaining about that cough drop. Why are you in school anyway? "Dag nab't you young fellers! Quit bumping into me!"

I'm not in school. I've already passed it about 184 years ago.

Wawa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Think that the swimming pool exloded, and jump into the water thinking that it's a water slide

(Girl) Oh my gosh! My dress! Why did it have to happen right now! (Boy) Try and bet with you friends who can stand against the flod the longest

Text my Bffl's to make sure that they r kk

Grab the flod supplie s have been stocking up on, and retreat as fast as possible

Oh No! My paper work! Ruined!

Where's my cough drop! This isn' a cough drop!

Why would there be a flood? I have already spent countless years dicovering how to prevent these tragedies.

Watch T.V and not notice until water cam ecrashing through my windows. Then grab my potato chip bag and run slowly to an exit.

Point at the dog and call it poo.

Run over and hug the diseased animal, asking if you can keep him

(Girl) EwW!!! I wouldn't go near that thing! I have ot look extra nice for my frinds. I must impress. (Boy) Dare your frinds to touch it.

Text your Bffl's about how the animal shelter isn't doing their job.

Call the animal shelter, and explain to them this situation

Get a new idea for you long due report, and furiousely work to get it done

Ask the dog if he has you coug drop.

Keep on walking, wondering who put whip cream on the dog's mouth

Feed him my cure for rabies. The feed him my cure for hunger

Think it's mommy, and start having a fit of laughter.

Scream like a hyena

(Girl) Hide in the closet, hoing that he does not steal your clothes. (Boy) take out your nerf gun and challenge him to a deul

Text your friends about how you have a brand new idea for the prom theme. EVeryone has to dress up as mass murderes!

Call the police, as it is the responsible thing to do

Type your report up even faster

Pin him down with my cane and demand a cough drop

Invite him to play World Of warcraft 2 with you.

No no no, world peace has already been astablished. There hasn't been crime in years!