Which Discworld Character Are You? Quiz

1. If you lived in Ankh-Morpork, where would you prefer to spend your time?

The streets, keeping an eye on things

In a cottage far from the city

The Unseen University’s library, if I could avoid danger

Wherever people are getting things done

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2. What is your opinion on the Unseen University's wizards?

They’re a bit full of themselves, but necessary.

They meddle too much with things they don’t understand.

I’m supposed to be one, but it’s complicated.

I keep my distance, their magic is unpredictable.

3. If you were tasked with solving a crime in Ankh-Morpork, how would you handle it?

By patrolling the streets and asking questions

With logic, intuition, and a little headology

I’d rather not, but I’d probably stumble into the solution by accident.

By working with my team, using practical methods

4. How do you feel about the Patrician's rule over Ankh-Morpork?

He keeps order, and I respect that.

He’s a clever man, but I prefer my independence.

I avoid getting involved with politics.

He’s the best of a bad lot; at least he understands the city.

5. Magic can be dangerous. How do you deal with it?

Leave it to the wizards and witches; I’m focused on keeping order.

I handle magic with caution and respect, using it only when necessary.

I try to avoid it entirely—it never works out well for me.

Magic is mostly nonsense, but I won’t dismiss it entirely.

6. If the Discworld were threatened by a giant, improbable catastrophe, what would you do?

Protect the citizens of Ankh-Morpork with all my might

Keep a cool head and figure out how to deal with it

Run away as fast as possible, but somehow end up in the middle of it

Stand firm, analyze the situation, and take action

7. What's your attitude toward the City Watch?

It’s my duty to serve and protect the city.

They serve a purpose, but I work best alone.

I try to stay away from them; trouble follows me.

They’re a good group, and I know how to lead them.

8. You encounter a powerful magical artifact. What do you do?

Secure it and keep it safe from those who might misuse it

Study it carefully, but use it sparingly

Throw it away or run—magic always brings trouble

Keep an eye on it, but I don’t trust magic

9. How do you react when a difficult decision needs to be made in a tense situation?

Make a firm choice based on what’s best for the city

Trust my experience and intuition to guide me

Panic briefly, but somehow make the right decision by accident

Stay calm, think logically, and solve the problem efficiently

10. What do you believe is the key to success on the Discworld?

Bravery, loyalty, and duty

Wisdom, experience, and patience

Luck and the ability to stay alive

Determination, pragmatism, and justice