You May Get
Major Duncan Heyward
John F. Kennedy Jr.
I'm traveling on foot through the Scottish highlands with nothing but a bottle of scotch for accompaniment.
Oops. Already took my vacation time when I up and drove through 22 states to see my favorite band play.
I plan on visiting a grotto in northern Saskatchewan where a young man dove into a pond said to point you in the direction of your soulmate in the middle of winter and, alas, froze to death.
None. I'm going to the bar 'round the corner and drinking.
Barcelona. I'll walk up and down the Ramblas, talking to everyone I meet, staying out until the sun comes up.
Get drunk and pontificate loudly on the state of the economy.
Circulate, introducing yourself to everyone, and wind up making 37 new friends.
Stay for awhile but eventually make an unnoticed escape.
Stand in the corner, silently and awkwardly clutching to a cocktail for support.
Quietly mingle before meeting someone who is amazingly interesting and spend the remainder of the night talking to him or her.
You binge drink for a night and then wake up, put yourself together, talk to that person you've been eyeing in the office, and ask them out.
You are sad but you take the high road and tell them, "Good luck and goodbye."
Shoot the bitch/bastard down.
You appear to take the high road only to carefully reveal something fervently embarassing about the person which they had never told anyone else to one of their friends and watch as it slowly makes its way throughout the room.
You think of 2,700 of the most hateful things imaginable to yell and then instead say, "Well, I probably deserved it."
Float in the Great Salt Lake. You feel like you should since you're there.
Go skiing in the Wasatch Mountains.
Wind up in jail for verbally assaulting the first person who hands you a Mormonism Brochure.
Walk out and hitchhike your way home.
Hang the Do Not Distrub sign on your hotel room door and stay inside.
John Book in "Witness"
Rick Deckard in "Blade Runner"
Allie Fox in "The Mosquito Coast"
How are we going to get down?
I need to leave the personal artifact I brought with me.
This view is spectacular.
Now it's time to summit K2.
Which one of these people would I kill first for food were it to come to that?
The Gunfight at the OK Corral.
Elvis Presley on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Marie Antoinette's beheading.
The Wright Brothers' first flight.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.