What Future Profession Will Suit Me Best?

1. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Caffé Mocha

Caramel Brulée Latte

Caffé Americano

Matcha Green Tea Latte

Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino

Mango Dragonfruit Refresher

Honey Citrus Mint Tea

Nitro Cold Brew

Medium Roast Coffee

2. Who's your favorite superhero?

Superman

Wonder Woman

Hulk

Batman

Iron Man

Captain America

Wolverine

Spiderman

Thor

Vision

3. What's your favorite color?

Green

Yellow

White

Red

Purple

Pink

Blue

Magenta

Maroon

4. Who's your favorite Disney character?

Mickey Mouse

Genie

Woody (Toy Story)

Elsa (Frozen)

Princess Rapunzel

Snow White

Baloo

Fa Mulan

Buzz Lightyear

5. You see someone fall off a skateboard and he wasn't wearing a helmet, what do you do?

Upload the video you recorded on your cell phone to youtube so everyone can enjoy it.

Write a joke about about you saw.

Scold the skateboarder for not wearing a helmet.

Make the skateboarder a helmet.

Write a song about a skateboarder falling over.

Try to clean up any blood the skateboarder may have split.

Do nothing.

Figure out much money the skateboarder could sue the owner of the property he fell on.

Act like you are concerned so you can get attention as well.

Run over to the skateboarder and see if he is alright.

6. You've run out of tp, you need to get more, what kind do you get?

It doesn't matter, any tp can used in a good prank.

One that has the word hollywood printed on it.

One that has dollar signs printed on it.

The stronger the better.

One that has music notes printed on it.

You don't get any, after all what are hands for.

One that is educational. (Of course this kind probably doesn't exist.)

You don't have much money, the cheapest is always the best kind.

One that has a picture of Steve Jobs on it.

Superabsorbent, for max cleanliness.

7. What source would you use to find information on current events?

Tom's Hardware

Comedy Central

Discovery Health

Anything that has info on the stock market.

E! (Entertainment Channel)

Basic News Channel

MTV

Newspaper

You wouldn't, instead, you'd broadcast your own show on ustream to educate the masses on your opinions of current issues.

Yesterday's Newspaper

8. If you won a an award, what award would you want it to be?

Funniest prankster ever.

Cleanest House.

An Emmy

A National Health Award

King of the Geeks

You actually don't want an award, you just want to sleep all day.

A Grammy

World's Richest Man

Educator of the Year

An International Architecture Award

9. You see someone drowning in a lake, what would you do?

Bust out a violin and play a sad song like they did on the Titanic as it sank to the bottom.

You can't do anything, you are watching it on ustream a thousand miles away.

Build a lifeboat and go save the person beforw it is too late. (Of course by the time you get the life boat done it will probably be to late).

Toss him a giant whoopee cushion.

Try to save them by doing CPR.

Use the drowning as an example of why you should learn how to swim.

You hold out a broom for him to grab onto, and you pull him in. (The question now becomes why are walking around with a broom)

You use the incident to draw attention on to yourself. (For example you fake cry after the drowning victim has died to get a few hugs.)

Go back to sleep.

Row out to the drowning victim, and tell him you will save him for five bucks.