"Now we know why your in set twooooooooo!"
"It's okay it happens."
"Laugh you ass off just because."
"Tell her she doesn't deserve to be in set 2 but in set 1 million"
"Do i look like a supermarket? NO!!"
"Is you a hobo?"
Sure , why not?"
"Don't they feed you at home?"
"I told you so!"
"I'm so sorry but I did tell you, didn't I?"
"Damn straight he did!"
"I'm so sorry. It will be okay. I'm here for you."
Angrily ask "Are you gonna clean this up (gesturing to the general area of the stain)"
Beat her with HER walking stick
"It's okay,don't worry about it"
Spill the rest of her tomato juice on her head
Chuck the heaviest bowling ball in their specific direction
Go to their bowling lane and throw a gutter ball
Flash the finger at them as a group
Correct him and let it slide
Be mean and shun him as a group
You and your "gang" corner and interrogate him on what he meant
Gang jump him (show him what a real gang is.)