Quiz- Do You Think Like A Communist?

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Quiz- Do You Think Like A Communist?

Let us see how much of a commie you really are. . . . If you pass you are a communist!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When you getfocused with some sort of activity, and you meet a rival who threatens your reputation, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Terminate rival

    • B. 

      Ignore rival

    • C. 

      Make him feel like fudge

    • D. 

      Become friends with him

    • E. 

      None of the above

  • 2. 
    If you have A bunch of friends who want you to buy stuff for them because they think your awesome, do you....
    • A. 

      Give them somthing that costs about $20.00 and split it evenly

    • B. 

      Only get stuff for the people closest to you

    • C. 

      Tell them to go away and loose all your friends

    • D. 

      Make them work in a sweat shop

    • E. 

      Defend your self before they attack you!!!

  • 3. 
    If some one keeps asking you," OMG OMG OMG you're a commie??? " what do you say?
    • A. 

      "yup, why? whats so bad about true communism?"

    • B. 

      "no fool, communism is stuid, huff huff huff huff"

    • C. 

      You just stutter and tremble

    • D. 

      Ignore them

    • E. 

      Plea the 5th amendment

  • 4. 
    When you are in a difficlt situation that you know you are likley to be defeated in you....
    • A. 

      Fall on your knees and cry like a dog

    • B. 

      Day dream

    • C. 

      Rally swarms fools to your cause and make them take care of it hile you plot

    • D. 

      Suicide attack as a last sighn of resistance

    • E. 

      Quit

  • 5. 
    What is your favorite country that has invaded other countries
    • A. 

      U.S.S.R

    • B. 

      North korea

    • C. 

      North Vietnam

    • D. 

      England

    • E. 

      Italy

  • 6. 
    If you are the leader of a group and some one s betraying you what do you do with them?
    • A. 

      Humiliate them and then desroy them for doing so

    • B. 

      Kick them out

    • C. 

      Make them say sorry

    • D. 

      Scream at them

    • E. 

      Nothing

  • 7. 
    Name the communist who you would invte to your house.
    • A. 

      Ho chi Mihn, because he united vietnam

    • B. 

      Stalin, because his policies were "effective"

    • C. 

      W.E.B Du Bois, Because he helped the NAACP

    • D. 

      Kim Jong Il, because of the awesome sun glasses!!!

    • E. 

      Fidel Castro, he looks cool smoking cigars

  • 8. 
    Which of these men ARE NOT commies
    • A. 

      Robert Mugabe

    • B. 

      Raul Casrto

    • C. 

      Adolf Hitler

    • D. 

      Stalin

    • E. 

      Carrot top

  • 9. 
    What is your opinion on life?
    • A. 

      Enjoy it while it lasts, because there is nothing after it

    • B. 

      You'll return in a new form after death

    • C. 

      Work hard to earn higher rewards

    • D. 

      Work hard to help others

    • E. 

      Just "live an let live"