Learn If You Think Like A Communist!

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Communism Quizzes & Trivia

If you fail dont worry, it means your not a communist! :) if you get a C YOUR A REPUBLICAN LOL any thing higher means youre a commie ;)(I HATE ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNISTS BTW)


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When some one asks you a question, in what manner do you respond?
    • A. 

      "I plea the 5th"

    • B. 

      Quikly and confidently

    • C. 

      Just say what the media tells you

    • D. 

      Ignore it

    • E. 

      You tend to stammer or stutter

  • 2. 
    If you were the dictator of a super power ( strong country ) you would...
    • A. 

      Create a government where the citizens choose their leaders and own their own buisnesses

    • B. 

      Create a "working class" only and make sure all bussinesses are government-owned.ensure every one gets the same pay

    • C. 

      Join NATO

    • D. 

      Let every thing fall to peices

    • E. 

      Join forces with north korea

  • 3. 
    When you are are the victim of bullying what do you do?
    • A. 

      Fight back with physical violence

    • B. 

      Feel depressed and cry your self to bed (like an emo)

    • C. 

      Form a coup of weak people and over throw the bully!!!

    • D. 

      Use politics

    • E. 

      Tell on him

  • 4. 
    If an inoccent by-stander happens to look at you.....
    • A. 

      You have visions of "silenceing" him

    • B. 

      You get sick with fear

    • C. 

      You feel spots grow all over your face

    • D. 

      You feel unsure of his intentions

    • E. 

      You just keep walkin

  • 5. 
    Who is your child hood hero?
    • A. 

      Mikhail Kalashnikov

    • B. 

      Stalin

    • C. 

      George Bush

    • D. 

      Adolf Hitler

    • E. 

      George S. Patton

  • 6. 
    When you pick between some one getting made fun of and some popular person you are some what friendly with who do you side with?
    • A. 

      Kid getting made fun of because you think the bully is a gerk, thus ruining your social life

    • B. 

      You dont and just use this as an oppurtunity to gain popularity (probably sideing popular kid)

    • C. 

      You find a way to make the victim get popular, thus making every one equalaly accepted

    • D. 

      Remain a by-stander and avoid contact at all in-human costs

    • E. 

      Secretly be friends with bullied kid because you think all people are created equal

  • 7. 
    Do you think it is fair that your sister gets a playStaition 5 game (rated M) for $100.00 and you get a cheap ps2 game for only $19.99 (rated E)? (your mommy and daddy are decideing what you can get for christmas)
    • A. 

      Yes because You love your sister and you like playing old games even

    • B. 

      No because you value the fact that you should get better or equal stuff than your sister

    • C. 

      " I plea the 5th amendment"

    • D. 

      " I Plea the 14th Amendment " (NO!!!!!!!!!!)

    • E. 

      Yes because youre a noob who cant tell the difference

  • 8. 
    Say a CIA agent comes to your home and asks you if you are a communist, you fear being black listed but have already secretly joined the communist party, what do you do?????
    • A. 

      Have a Battle to the death with the CIA agent

    • B. 

      Say yes and leave peacefully

    • C. 

      Plea the 5th

    • D. 

      Say yes and dare every one to black list you

    • E. 

      Say no and head for Canada

  • 9. 
    If some one drops their books at school you............
    • A. 

      Pick them up and give them to the book-dropper

    • B. 

      You steal their homework, Ipod , Ps3 , Xbox , Cell phone, and more homework because it makes you feel like a leader

    • C. 

      You kick his/her stuff around like a gerk >:(

    • D. 

      Do what Castro did

    • E. 

      Demand money after helping the book-dropper

  • 10. 
    Which do you prefer?
    • A. 

      Upper-middle class people

    • B. 

      Lower-class people

    • C. 

      Upper-class people

    • D. 

      Middle class people

    • E. 

      None, just A world that has one class that is purly equal (no upper no lower)

  • 11. 
    When you laugh whatdoes it sound like?
    • A. 

      "huff huff huff huff huff huff"

    • B. 

      "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

    • C. 

      "he he he he he he he he"

    • D. 

      "MU-AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA"

    • E. 

      "ho ho ho"

  • 12. 
    What modivates you?
    • A. 

      Cults and beleiveable stories

    • B. 

      Popular stuff

    • C. 

      Cool symbols

    • D. 

      Parents

    • E. 

      The media