What Kind Of Social Personality Are You?

1. Your cousin and her husband checked into a newly opened restaurant. What's your reaction?

I ask, "Was it good?"

"Sounds yum!"

"Oh, yeah--we ate there at a Yelp Elite dinner last week."

"Did the pizza place close?"

2. College Friend just tagged you in a photo from a spring break you barely remember. Your boss is on your friend's list. What do you do?

I still haven't figured out how to untag myself from my mom's pic, so I just unfriend my College Friend.

Untag yourself so fast, you create a rift in time and then use that rift to fix your privacy settings so no one can tag you without your permission.

I comment "LOL" and don't worry about it, because I am actually NOT friends with my boss, tyvm.

"Good times!" you comment and untag yourself.

3. Grandma's discovered memes. What do you do?

I react with a laughing emoji.

Wait, what's a meme?

I like her status, but I've seen this one before.

I comment, "LOL!" Good one, Grandma.

4. Why are you on social media?

I can't live without it!

My job requires it.

I like to see what's going on with my friends and it's a cool way to keep up with the world.

I love being connected to people all over the globe!

5. When your friend vague posts something sad, what's your reaction?

I never saw it. Was that today?

I ask, "What's wrong?"

I react with a sad face and then talk about my problems, which are worse.

I comment something positive and tell them I'm available if they want to talk.

6. Your mom just posted your third-grade class picture. Yeah, that one. With the bowl cut. Oh, and she captioned it "#ThrowbackThursday. What's your reaction?

"Mom, you can just do #TBT."

Immediate cringing, followed by commenting, "Mom!"

I comment, "OMG, LOL!" and share it on my wall.

You cannot be reached for comment, because you're still trying to figure out how to untag yourself.

7. Your neighbors, the Johnsons, have just posted some to-die-for photos of their vacation to the Maldives. You're at work. What's your reaction?

You comment "JEALOUS," then have to go help your coworker with a "PC Load Letter" error.

"Have fun," you comment and then link to an album of your Aruba trip pics.

"Vacation, all I ever wanted!" you comment and then link to a video of the Go-Gos song.

The Johnsons are in the Maldives? Is that why they wanted me to pick up the newspaper?

8. Your uncle just shared an article about politics and now people are arguing in the comments. How do you react?

I don't like fighting, so I comment something about how we all have differences, but that doesn't mean we can't get along.

Hide the post. Hide the post!

I try to stay away from the post, but end up commenting, then bickering with my uncle's neighbor, whose profile photo is just some random dog.

Yikes, politics makes for strange bedfellows and even stranger social media interactions. I'm going to keep scrolling.

9. After painstakingly documenting every month of the pregnancy on social media, your coworker Sharon just posted a picture of her new grandson. What do you say?

"Cute! Whose baby?"

"ADORBS. #BLESSED."

"How cute! You must be overjoyed."

You're not saying anything until she likes your selfie.

10. That guy who lived down the hall from you in the dorm keeps posting stuff about the shakes or energy drinks or knives or whatever he's selling. Lots of motivational posters and updates like, "Yesterday is a canceled check. Your maximum point of power is now." How do you react?

I just scroll by, but it's good to see him so enthusiastic about his work!

I comment, "Are you still working at the hospital?" Seriously, does he have a new job?

I don't even see these posts because I have a blacklist filter for those words.

I unfollow him.