How Much Of A Grandma Are You?
Are you secretly a little old lady inside? Find out!
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You are 25% grandma!
You're 50% grandma!
You're 75% grandma!
You're 100% grandma!
- 1.
You're baking me a pie. Don't question--you just are. Where's the pie crust coming from?- A.
Made it myself!
- B.
Most of the time I make it myself.
- C.
Always store-bought.
- D.
I might make it or use store-bought.
- 2.
What kind of scents do you like?
- A.
Heavy florals.
- B.
Woody or oriental.
- C.
Citrus scents.
- D.
Fruity floral.
- 3.
Do you quilt?
- A.
Not really into that.
- B.
Of course!
- C.
I don't, but I'd like to learn.
- D.
I do, but not often.
- 4.
How many social media platforms are you on?
- A.
I'm on a few.
- B.
I'm on ones you've never even heard of.
- C.
I have a Facebook.
- D.
I'm on Facebook and Instagram.
- 5.
Let's go to da club.
- A.
Let's not.
- B.
Okay, lemme change my shoes.
- C.
Could we go to a pub, instead?
- D.
Could we stay in, instead? Could we go to a nice restaurant, instead?
- 6.
Grandma, I'm going outside!
- A.
Put your shoes on!
- B.
Maybe take a light jacket!
- C.
...okay?
- D.
Wear a sweater!
- 7.
Mawmaw, I'm going to the store!
- A.
Seriously, why are you telling me this?
- B.
Don't talk to anyone!
- C.
Wait until your brother gets home. Buddy system only!
- D.
Are you sure? It's going to be dark in only five hours.
- 8.
Okay--back to these pies you're baking me. How often do you bake?
- A.
Once a week.
- B.
More than once a week.
- C.
Once a month.
- D.
More than once a month.
- 9.
Do you save the containers your food comes in for reuse?
- A.
What am I, wasteful?!
- B.
Most of the time.
- C.
No, I recycle them.
- D.
I do sometimes, if they're particularly useful.
- 10.
Oh, hey--I never asked. What kind of pie are you making me?
- A.
Chess pie
- B.
Pecan
- C.
Apple
- D.
Blueberry lemon
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