Kick the bullies butt
Politely ask the bully to stop
Encourage the victim with ways to help himself from far away
Tell the bully that you'll hurt yourself unless they stop
Run away and hide
Find the owner and give it back to them
Find the owner and say that you'll give them their wallet for all the money inside
Make all the money inside face the same way
Leave it, you don't know where it's been
Tell it how to get down on its own
Leave it, it could be diseased
Take it and use it as your enforcer
Pay someone else to rescue it
Say "For 5 bucks I'll give you a dollar"
Tell him where a good place to apply for a job is
"I'll give you some money if you don't hurt me"
Give them some money
Have someone else give them money
Say the answer
Say the answer along with a lot more questions
Say the answer is 22
Say the answer is Fish
Say nothing, you don't want to speak
Party! it's a Friday!
Start cussing at the air for bieng Friday the 13th
Talk about school
Punch every wacko that comes up to you
Stay indoors, its not safe today
Pay someone to tell you the answers
Tell them "If you get the answer sheet I'll give you the answers"
Mathematically explain it to them step by step
Yes, I love it
No, I hate homework
Meh, I tolerate it
Yes! I love it
No, I hate school
I would if there were less bullies
LET IT BURN!