Gin and Dubonnet
Gin and tonic
Gin on the rocks
What am I not drinking?
Last year’s Jenny Packham
Something in black colour
A suit, probably!
A suit, probably! But also some novelty underpants.
One of your wardrobe staples from the Seventies. Still fits.
English Cocker Spaniel – so energetic
Horses – such noble creatures
A Corgi – they understand
Labrador – Corgis are so yappy
Party animal, wahey!
The girl, what’s her name again?
I don’t have any children. That I know of!
The boy. Well, so far...
The eldest. Such a good sport.
The eldest’s wife seems like a good sort.
Tears, followed by a run.
Red face, wrists at the ready for a slap.
There isn’t much a quick snifter can’t sort out.
A jolly good blowout of a gallop
Stiff upper lip and a withering look