Which Badger (5) Are You?

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Take the test to see which member of the Badger 5 you are!(This is a personal/private test for a few members of our school. )


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You pick up a pencil (because you have yet to earn your pen licence). What hand is it in?
    • A. 

      Your left. Woo, Leftie Patriotism!

    • B. 

      Sorry, but I'm actually ambidextrous. Please.

    • C. 

      You're a proud rightie. Death to Lefties!

    • D. 

      Does it really even matter?

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 2. 
    You've organized with a few buddies to get together and play a Tabletop Role-Playing game. What character type do you play?
    • A. 

      Charismatic All-Rounder. When the team inevitably gets in trouble, you're there to save the day.

    • B. 

      The one causing all the trouble.

    • C. 

      Screw it. I'll go DM, even if it kills them.

    • D. 

      ...Sorry, I have a Careers Meeting on that day.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 3. 
    Your friend is being bullied! How do you react?
    • A. 

      Stop them. Your friends are your friends, whatever the cost.

    • B. 

      Ha! They totally deserve it.

    • C. 

      Meh. It'll all blow over soon.

    • D. 

      If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Or, just join 'em anyway.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 4. 
    Boo! Something scary happens! What is it?
    • A. 

      Blood. Eugh.

    • B. 

      CLOWNS! OH GOD, CLOWNS! Give me an axe.

    • C. 

      Doona Covers. Long story.

    • D. 

      Lemme see... snakes, the sea, small spaces, spiders, heights, scary movies, menu screens... Yeah, just about everything.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 5. 
    As you're walking down the street with a few friends, you spy a lizard on the pavement, looking aggressive. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Just keep walking. It's unimportant anyway.

    • B. 

      Kill it. With a stick!

    • C. 

      Kill it with a stick, while telling everyone the correct way to hold the stick, to grab the lizard by, and how to cook and eat it.

    • D. 

      Scream and run away.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 6. 
    Movie time! You're sitting down to watch a movie for the night. What genre do you aim for?
    • A. 

      Something cool and action-orientated. Awesome!

    • B. 

      Something comedic. I like a good laugh.

    • C. 

      It doesn't matter anyway, I've already seen it.

    • D. 

      Something teen-y, dark and gritty.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 7. 
    You begin talking with a girl, and she appears to be getting seductive. How do you respond?
    • A. 

      Sorry ladies, I'm asexual.

    • B. 

      Get really nervous as your VOICE GOES UP AN OCTAVE, making shitty puns.

    • C. 

      Walk away. A girlfriend is too much time and effort.

    • D. 

      Carefully respond, analyzing answers and girl.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 8. 
    You're walking down a back alley, alone, when you are jumped by a bare-handed criminal. How do you fight him? 
    • A. 

      Using full body weight and practiced skill, successfully use your strength to bring him down.

    • B. 

      Using full body weight and practiced skill, UNsuccessfully use your strength to bring him down.

    • C. 

      Use your patented Fight-Or-Flight™ method. Because... pacifism?

    • D. 

      Tell them to stop, because you're lazy. Then, if they don't comply, smash the s*** out of them.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 9. 
    You get a Maths test back and, surprise, it's an A+! How do you react?
    • A. 

      Oh, absolutely EVERYONE within earshot has to know.

    • B. 

      Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

    • C. 

      ...Just as you expected. You didn't study, after all.

    • D. 

      Not bad.... Hmm, what's up with Question 6?

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 10. 
    As part of a school initiative, you are required to take up at least one sport. What do you choose?
    • A. 

      How about just a little bit of... EVERYTHING!

    • B. 

      Soccer is such a pansy sport. Lawn Bowls is for you.

    • C. 

      BASKETBALL FTW!

    • D. 

      *cough cough*, sorry, you're sick on that day. Every week.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 11. 
    For talking loudly during class, you are given a DEMERIT! How do you react to such a crime?
    • A. 

      What's a demerit?

    • B. 

      Yes! Finally, you've been trying for some time.

    • C. 

      Well, you do talk INCREDIBLY loudly....

    • D. 

      Try every possible measure to get it out of your record book.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 12. 
    You find yourself getting into a heated argument with a friend. What do you do to maintain the upper hand?
    • A. 

      Stay cool and casual, using this ability to stay on top.

    • B. 

      Argue for the sake of it. Fun!

    • C. 

      Start quoting as much evidence as you can, getting increasingly smarmy about it.

    • D. 

      Get more and more opinionated as your argument begins to slide downhill, quoting unreliable sources left, right and centre.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 13. 
    Ouch! It appears you're quite under the weather. What was the cause or impairment?
    • A. 

      Cracked a rib coughing. And I have a lung infection, and a migrane, and a really bad rash.

    • B. 

      Definitely a sporting injury. From sports.

    • C. 

      Playing soccer. I mean, he ALMOST tripped me!

    • D. 

      Never! I just don't go outside.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 14. 
    You've been chosen for your school music performance. What's your role in the band?
    • A. 

      That's right. You actually play an instrument.

    • B. 

      Are turntables an instrument?

    • C. 

      You dunno. Music technician?

    • D. 

      You really have no idea how to play anything.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 15. 
    You've finally arrived at a beautiful beach-side holiday destination. What's the first thing you do?
    • A. 

      Oh man, I'm not even TOUCHING the sand.

    • B. 

      Trick question. I wouldn't leave the house.

    • C. 

      Check for Wi-Fi.

    • D. 

      Run straight to the beachside! (I don't have any shoes anyway)

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 16. 
    A person hands you a gun and offers you $1000 to kill someone for him. You won't get caught. How do you respond?
    • A. 

      Screw it, you'll do it for FREE!

    • B. 

      Run away screaming.

    • C. 

      You do realize it's illegal, right?

    • D. 

      Pick up gun and pistol-whip him in the face.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 17. 
    You spy an injured animal on the side of the road. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Huh, that's kind of cool.

    • B. 

      Throw up. There's blood all over!

    • C. 

      Meh. It's just an animal.

    • D. 

      Smash it's head open with a rock, then take a selfie.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 18. 
    You wake up on a weekend. What's the first thing you put on to go outside?
    • A. 

      Skinny jeans and formal black clothing.

    • B. 

      Adidas shorts. JUST Adidas shorts.

    • C. 

      Whatever your mum bought you.

    • D. 

      Whatever you wore for the whole last week.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 19. 
    There's a fire in your house and you only have time to save one thing! What do you grab?
    • A. 

      Your computer!

    • B. 

      They're going to try to make you burn either way.

    • C. 

      My favourite Converses™!

    • D. 

      Don't bother. Just get out there quickly so you can watch the fire.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 20. 
    You are given $200 by an elderly relative for your birthday. What's the first thing you spend it on?
    • A. 

      Put it all into a savings account. Smart thinking.

    • B. 

      Spend it all on an a totally neccessary computer peripheral.

    • C. 

      It doesn't matter. Pirate Bay's having their 100% off sale.

    • D. 

      Buy anything new just to show it off to friends.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 21. 
    Look-alikes! People always say you look like...
    • A. 

      Anakin Skywalker.

    • B. 

      Ron Weasley.

    • C. 

      You don't know. but they're very handsome.

    • D. 

      A sheep.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 22. 
    You are appointed the prefect of a club at your school! What club is it?
    • A. 

      Why bother with clubs? Much too low-key for someone such as you.

    • B. 

      Definitely technology.

    • C. 

      A steampunk-themed dance club with a real disco vibe.

    • D. 

      A very heavy one, with big spikes on the end.

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 23. 
    You remember the day after that you totally forgot it was your best friend's birthday yesterday. Gulp! How do you react to them?
    • A. 

      Irrelevant. You never forget.

    • B. 

      Sorry, you converted to Jehovah's Witness yesterday, sooo...

    • C. 

      Sorry, you don't believe in birthdays.

    • D. 

      Yeah, sorry... Well, now that that's over, can I 'borrow' some money for the tuck-shop?

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

  • 24. 
    What is your favourite minority group to make fun of?
    • A. 

      Cody.

    • B. 

      Cody.

    • C. 

      Cody.

    • D. 

      Cody.

    • E. 

      Cody.

  • 25. 
    If you have, one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
    • A. 

      Just let it slip.

    • B. 

      Capture it.

    • C. 

      Your palms are sweaty, knees week arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti... Sorry, you just really like Eminem.

    • D. 

      Is that Welsh Heavy Metal?

    • E. 

      I am a Badger.

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